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Ian

Do robots even have napes?

About Me

Taciturn but full of joy. Woody Allen and Federico Fellini movies have forever ruined my view on relationshipsI'm more flexible than I let on.I prefer a witty text message to a real conversation.Just a small town boy with big boy dreams. Though I no longer wish to be a fireman, i still haven't ruled out cowboy and/or astro-moon-man.I have two Belly buttons, but i will not show you.I just want to be liked.Walking definition of SchadenfreudeJust because i think you hate me, doesn't mean i hate you.

My Interests

Certainly not making internet profiles, that's for damn sure.

I'd like to meet:

Any one who can't resist the beat. Any one willing to take a punch in the gut for friendship. Shoegazers... any one who understands the meaning of "Asa Nisi Masa" Or Major Major Major Major, The Shotgun But mostly someone who "gets it".....man... You just don't get it man....

Music:

Recent Tracks:This Week:Of all time:

Movies:


Television:

I'm considering buying a TV, but only because i now live in Iowa. What else am i going to do, hit over mailboxes from my friend's truck?

Books:

I read, i read alot.

Heroes:

Megaman and James Ofsink, when he has time.

Lobster-Men from space who fight cavemen.