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Emily Lauren

Heaven is by favor. If it were by merit, your dog would go in and you would stay out. ~Mark Twain

About Me


I live in a very purple world where everything is spotted, swirled, and glows in the dark.
What am I?... Avant Guard. Unconventional. Different. Interesting. Creative. A little pierced, very tattooed. Opinionated. Confrontational. Slightly shocking. Sick and twisted. A hopeless romantic. A little bit of glam, a little trashy, a little punk, a little metal, a little goth, very alternative, and a whole lot of sarcasm. Nice until you give me a reason not to be. A great friend, but certainly one hell of an enemy.
I listen to Howard Stern every day, and I can hold a conversation made entirely of Seinfeld quotes. I read alot of trivia books, therefore I know alot of random and very useless facts. I also make videos. Weird ones. I film and edit them myself... Prank calls are also pretty neat... I do it for the lulz.
I also love art... Dark art, pop art, and surrealistic art. My favorite artists include Andy Warhol, Peter Max, Ansel Adams, Edward Gorey, Salvador Dali, Rene Magritte and M. C. Escher. My favorite designers include Jared Gold (Black Chandelier), Cosmic Debris (Emily the Strange), and Heatherette.
I'm in the animal rescue field... and these are my 3 buddies.
P.S....
......I take fabulous pictures.
...You're jealous.
www.emilylaurenart.com
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AIM - Xart attackX

My Interests

Reading, writing, photography, graphic design, painting, drawing, sculpture, piercings, tattoos, listening to music, sleeping, animal rights, Howard Stern, all things purple, making bean bag pillows, setting up aquariums, salt water fishtanks, reptiles, amphibians, making short random films, EMT, NYPD, ASPCA.

I'd like to meet:

Artists, animal rescuers, cops, firefighters, emts, Ville Valo, Howard Stern, CKY...

Music:

AFI, 69 Eyes, Turbonegro, Taking Back Sunday, HIM, Nightwish, Guns 'N Roses, Poison, Twisted Sister, David Bowie, Queen, System of a Down, Dead or Alive, New Order, Depeche Mode, The Sounds, Nirvana, Smashing Pumpkins, The Clash, NoFx, Bad Religion, Pennywise, The White Stripes, The Hives, The Strokes, The Vines, Von Bondies, Modest Mouse, Tool, Stone Temple Pilots, Weezer, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Aerosmith, Brand New, Ozzy, Ac/Dc, Pearl Jam, Sublime, The Crash Poets, The Getaway People, Sugarcult, Death Cab for Cutie, My Chemical Romance, Hawthorne Heights, The Killers, Fall Out Boy...

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream, A Clockwork Orange, Daughters of Satan, Dude; Where's My Car?, Wayne's World, Earth Girls Are Easy, The Never Ending Story, Howard Stern's Private Parts, The Triplets of Belleville, Clerks 1 & 2, Dogma, SLC Punk, But I'm a Cheerleader, Showgirls, JACKASS 1 & 2, The Princess Bride, Thirteen, Ordinary People, Me Without You, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Office Space, Detroit: Rock City, The First Nudie Musical, Joy Ride, Kill Bill v1 & v2, Sin City, Hostel, Captivity, Brassed Off, Saved, Pumpkin...

Television:

Animal Precinct, Viva La Bam, Jackass.

Books:

All of the Chicken Soup Books, all of Paul Zindel's novels, Clan of the Cave Bear (and series), Kindred Spirits, Joy of music, American Poets, Les Miserables, 6th Months to Live, Time Windows, Ordinary People, Brave New World, The Party's Over, Beloved, Amazing Grace, Edward Gorey's books, Charles Adam's books, Howard Stern's Bio part I and II.

Heroes: