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iris

spargelschlampe

About Me

will work for money.

My Interests

aldi's mexikanische kaese, nudelnnnnnsalat, thunfischsalat, fresh river cancer meat, mit chicoree; nachdem, smarties eis!

I'd like to meet:

someone who can clean out my ears.

Music:

french wigger rap

Movies:

generally i don't go to movies because i'm a cheap bastard and i don't enjoy them enough to justify the money or the time. on the other hand, i would have paid thirty bucks to see jackass.

Television:

i like commercials. i miss the frequent commercial breaks we have on american television. otherwise when can you get up to go pee and get something to eat? here you have to wait like, 30 minutes for a damn commercial.

Books:

books suck. read web pages.

My Blog

corn on the cob

today i spent an hour and 45 minutes eating five giant cobs of corn.  vegetables grow really big in colombia.  i´ve never seen such giant corn, or avocados.  they also have some big egg...
Posted by iris on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:33:00 PST

PASSION

I'M LOOKING FOR A JOB. it sucks. i suck. somebody sucks. people keep trying to push me into computer related jobs. if i could find one that paid five thousand dollars a week for two weeks i would...
Posted by iris on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 07:47:00 PST

one year later!!

i´m in germany again. german´s hard. today i went to the store and looked in the music section. there was a whole section labeled "BLACK MUSIC". wow. what the hell, i don´t like this new blog...
Posted by iris on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:33:00 PST

neato

i made a buck off of my deutsche bahn refund because of fluctuating exchange rates! less than eight hours here. i never have to see the little fat girl again. i better not.
Posted by iris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

things i learned in germany

1. this is where all the freakishly tall people come from 2. people actually would stand in line for bread 3. how to use a cheese slicer thingy. i don't know what it's called. i always bought p...
Posted by iris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

today i tried to kill myself

i ate two big macs for lunch (buy one get the second for one euro!), and a mcfish and a mcflurry for dinner. however, as portions are smaller in europe.. the mcflurry was like, a fifth the size of th...
Posted by iris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

gender issues

i am .. eh. so lyn is a woman's name? i thought it was a man's name. i've been emailing my contact at the london college of fashion and calling her/him Sir the whole time and she/he has not once bo...
Posted by iris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the U.K. sucks

why don't they fucking convert to the euro so i can see how much stuff really costs? i get to go home soon. i could. except i keep getting stuck checking prices at these fucking u.k.-based airl...
Posted by iris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

.

I am Iris, president of my room. What is this court? Who are you? Under whose jurisdiction do you fall? I am the president of my room.
Posted by iris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

don't play soccer in high heels

football. whatever. ow.
Posted by iris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST