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happy hysterical

you'd rather fight me then make love to anyone else

About Me

Yea so im really cool....well to me and my friends!! i love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches..ostriches and monkeys (not together), and long walks on the beach. Joking around and being sarcastic is the best thing in the world!! My personality is easily described as simon cowell (withour the dick) meets Britney Murphy. I love to tell it straight and i love to be wild and upbeat at the same time. I'm overly sarcastic. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I'm a hopeless romantic. I don’t sleep enough. Music is a huge part of my life, but I don't live for it. My friends mean more than anything to me. I lack patience. I'm more intelligent then most think. I the worst thing that will happen to you, but the best thing thats come around in awhile. I procrastinate like you wouldn't believe. I have way too much time on my hands. I'm the girl you hate to love. I say yes to drugs. I am my anti drug. I avoid conflict by making an ass out of myself. I'm a hypocrite when it comes to self-mutilation. I'm very expressive and artistic. I write poetry and short stories almost everyday. I don't live up to my potential, but don't care. I'm not involved in school activities. I'm not a cheerleader or a chatelaine, and never will be. I wear what I like, and like what I wear. I'm not very feminine. I'm always the friend, never the girl. I'd rather hang out with guys than girls. Your parents will love me, but learn to hate me. I read a lot of books and magazines. I do nothing around the house. I won't change for you or anyone else.
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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew, and Jimmy Kimmel....all at once!!! Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn would be killer as well!! And Brooke Burke (used to do wild on)...i would do her anyday!!!My perfect guy to meet: Has longer hair, perferably dark. Light eyes that you can see their soul or down to their heart...has nice arms...not huge and a nice size. i love a guy that can cook, but doesn't. a guy thats funny and can always make me smile even when not telling a joke. Strong hands and the cat purr are always turn-ons!! People with toes that are bigger than their big toe is sick...but if i have to deal with it i will!!
Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a nine =)
your best quality is youre hilarious
your worst quality is you rock! theres nothing bad
this is because other people influenced you

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TELL ME ABOUT YO0RSELF - The Survey
Name: Jenna
Birthday: 2-12-87
Birthplace: Coupeville, WA
Current Location: Renton, WA
Eye Color: Blue-Green
Hair Color: Redish brown
Height: 5'2''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty...even though i can use my left too ;)
Your Heritage: American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Shoes for crews
Your Weakness: Men with big arms and big trucks
Your Fears: Growing up alone/Failing
Your Perfect Pizza: Candaian Bacon, light sauce, extra extra cheese, mushrooms, thin crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: becoming co-manager
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: YAY!!! WORK..
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes and smile and tits...they are all equal
Your Bedtime: usually 1 or 2 am
Your Most Missed Memory: my childhood
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper...so pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither Jack in the box
Single or Group Dates: Never dated....id probably say single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: WTF is the difference...they taste the same
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Not at the moment
Do you Swear: All the FUCKING time
Do you Sing: not well
Do you Shower Daily: Nope
Have you Been in Love: can't say that i have
Do you want to go to College: Not sure yet
Do you want to get Married: only if i meet that amazing man
Do you belive in yourself: For who i am yes....other than that not really

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Music:

Anything dealing with rock n roll..and a lil rap...2pac for life..i like some country too...heres pics of my favorites: Aerosmith, The who, Led Zepplin, Journey, Boston, Chicago, Eagles, Ozzy, Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, Billy Joel, Toby Keith, so many more

Movies:

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Books:

I like to read...havent read to much this summer though....reading the fearless series...on book 16 :)

Heroes:

JILL........Jill is my hero....she knows why!! Well so is Mary-Kate and Ashley and Adam Corolla.

My Blog

trying to deal

Blood trickles from my eye tears fall from my heart Goblins look back at me in the mirror They've come to eat me They've taken my soul Nothing to live for, nothing to die for Just sit and wait for som...
Posted by happy hysterical on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:19:00 PST

My body or something like it

wow...can you say draining? Well...its beyond that...some stuff went down between two of my friends. Which i think hurts my heart...the last thing i want to see is two people screaming back and forth ...
Posted by happy hysterical on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:33:00 PST

head over knees

yes....thats right...im falling head over knees for someone...not someone anyone would expect either. i met him awhile ago...not so long ago...anyways..hanging out with him on occassion has been super...
Posted by happy hysterical on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:37:00 PST

done and over

i dont know what im doing or where im going...but im not happy..im not well...and im tired of giving a damn about everyone that walks into my life because i know soon enough they are going to leave me...
Posted by happy hysterical on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:36:00 PST

depresion is starting to kick

so yea....i guess you can only be so happy for so long...you can only help people so much...you can only care so much until you really realize...whats this life for...when will it be good...better...j...
Posted by happy hysterical on Sun, 13 May 2007 04:17:00 PST

no subject...sawrie

So wow...i've finally met someone that is a) completely adorable b) funny c) wants a career ....umm could i ask for more?? NO...thats more than what i always get...haha..oh and get this...he likes me....
Posted by happy hysterical on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:48:00 PST

ARIZONA....WOOHOO

so omg probably one of my biggest dreams came true...i'll start at the begining for those of you who dont know stuff...so im on vacation out here in arizona visiting my mom at their new house they had...
Posted by happy hysterical on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:46:00 PST

better than me

I think you can do much better than meAfter all the lies that I made you believeGuilt kicks in and I start to seeThe edge of the bedWhere your nightgown used to beI told myself I won't miss youBut I r...
Posted by happy hysterical on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:21:00 PST

today was a breath of air

wow....what can i say..first day off that was spent all to myself and im loving it...will add more to the blog later
Posted by happy hysterical on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:36:00 PST

for you

I am a girl  that will love you for who you are not what you are.I am a girl who would hold you to keep you close.I am a girl who would tickle you to hear you laugh.I am a girl who doesn't c...
Posted by happy hysterical on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:07:00 PST