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The smoothest motherfucker up in this joint

The lives people live are driving them crazy and their insanity comes out in the way they drive

About Me

:::My son Landon is the most important thing in the world to me.:::

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:::momma:::
:::animal lover:::
:::"buster":::
:::research whore:::
:::e-bayer:::
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My Interests

:::my kiddo Landon:::
:::being a mom:::

:::laughing:::
:::sleeping:::
:::Warren:::
:::music:::
:::dancing like a fool:::
:::my animals:::
:::all animals:::
:::babies/children:::
:::e-bay:::
:::texting:::
:::avoiding phone calls:::
:::punching face:::
:::peanut butter:::
:::fun:::
:::anti-socializing:::
:::personal space:::
:::learning:::
:::hats:::
:::high heels:::
:::magazines:::
:::hockey:::
:::most sports:::
:::art:::
:::making messes:::
:::cleaning and organizing:::
:::complaining/bitching:::
:::working out:::
:::two dollar bills:::
:::febreeze:::
:::animal rights:::
:::lists:::
:::running with scissors:::
:::touching the hot stove:::
:::talking to strangers:::
:::licking my finger and sticking it in outlets:::
:::walking into traffic:::
:::driving with rage:::
:::flipping people off:::
:::trying to make sense of everything:::
:::SHOPPING!!:::
:::sleeping:::
:::sleeping:::
:::sleeping:::
:::sleeping:::

I'd like to meet:

anyone who's not afraid to ask what your name is because they forgot, tyra banks, gwen stefani, this one dumb bitch that i want to kill.

Music:

i like *ALL* of it!

Movies:

OfficeSpace, Alice In Wonderland, Factotum, Mallrats, Memoirs of a Geisha, Snatch, City of God, Juno, Crash, Best in Show, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints, All Dogs Go To Heaven, 28 weeks later, Good Luck Chuck, The Sweetest Thing, Closer, Love Actually, Halloween, The Devil's Rejects, Spirit-Stallion of the Cimmaron-, pretty much anything that will hold my attention by either teaching me something, being funny or interesting.....or by having cute animals in it...or by being sweet....i pretty much like everything

Television:

....apparently i would rather waste my time sitting in front of the computer. I enjoy re-runs of the following: Sex and the City, Will and Grace, Friends. Punky Brewster is the best show ever. I enjoy any kind of plastic surgery shows and anything on the style network. You can't go wrong with Animal Planet either.

Books:

Anything interesting, preferably non-fiction

Heroes:

anyone who does the right thing, good parents, people who take proper care of their pets (including having them spayed or neutered!), people who take responsibility, people with consciences, people who are nice

My Blog

stupid fucker

Be counted. Send a letter. E-petitions don't work... SAMPLE LETTER & CONTACTS BELOW3/4/08: The Soldier Who Tossed The Puppyhttp://www.KinshipC ircle.org  ..  ..The Moron   &nbs...
Posted by The smoothest motherfucker up in this joint on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 08:08:00 PST

bored

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Posted by The smoothest motherfucker up in this joint on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 07:16:00 PST

bullshit meter

MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity - Collage - Morph ...
Posted by The smoothest motherfucker up in this joint on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:10:00 PST

blog game

..> BLOG GAME! Here's how it goes:Type your name in my blog comments.Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or...
Posted by The smoothest motherfucker up in this joint on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:05:00 PST

cat food delivery

i wish petsmart delivered.....i mean, they have a website where i can order online....but i need cat food right now....not me personally, but the cats....they are mad. alpha is destroying everything b...
Posted by The smoothest motherfucker up in this joint on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 02:19:00 PST

****DON'T FORGET****

http://www.evenflo.com/Homepage/2007BabyYoureaStar/tabid/260 /photoType/ViewPhoto/PhotoID/12659/ContestID/7/Default.aspx. ..
Posted by The smoothest motherfucker up in this joint on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:15:00 PST

Vote for Landon! Please :) (every day)!!!!!

Hey, I know you're all sick of hearing about my kiddo....but I entered a photo in another contest, for evenflo...so if you guys could vote for him that would be great....it's kinda a pain cause you ha...
Posted by The smoothest motherfucker up in this joint on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:16:00 PST

Graco catalog

http://www.gracobaby.com/modelsearch/?rID=xAoHMSn check it out. my lil guy
Posted by The smoothest motherfucker up in this joint on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:07:00 PST

blog

blog
Posted by The smoothest motherfucker up in this joint on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:54:00 PST

this is wonderfully true....

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Average Idiot, We receive an extremely high volume of inquiries and requests to accept surrendered animals. To help us expedite your problem as quickly as possible, please observe th...
Posted by The smoothest motherfucker up in this joint on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 07:55:00 PST