Get Your Feet Away From My Head! |
#1) If you go see "World Trade Center" aside from a very disappointing movie, never EVER see it with people (shall we say) who don't speak english sitting around you. They talk, and talk, and talk, an...
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST |
My Job Would Be Great If It Weren't for the Guests |
Here are the top 6 things on my list right now:
#1) The Guests: How long can you tolerate them? The pushing, the blank stares, the not understanding that your groin does not see!!!!
The peopl...
Posted by Christopher on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 09:11:00 PST |
Breathe in, Breathe out. |
What do you do when you want something and you feel it's right, but then you do something stupid like talk to your blood family and they make you feel smaller than dirt? When you keep trying and they ...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:39:00 PST |
Finally |
It's about time
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 02:26:00 PST |
What do you do.... |
When you don't recognize things anymore
When everything changes, and you don't know if it's for the better
When the panic attacks are so bad you don't want to talk to people
When all you want to do is...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 04:27:00 PST |
Oh Look, It's A Donkey |
So people love to complain about rediculous things but this year has been really sad. This year people have complained about the holidays and called in their lawyers. Now, here are some of the things ...
Posted by Christopher on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 04:36:00 PST |
Who says I'm not a writer |
Scene : Slutty Blonde Girl's Apartment
(Door Bell Rings)
Slutty Blonde Girl: Hello
Pizza Delivery Boy: I'm here with your pizza
SBG: Oh my gosh, I'd forgotten, I'm so glad, I need some sausage.I order...
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 12:32:00 PST |
What's your favorite scary movie, Sydney? |
Note: Not to be taken seriously:
Glitter (mariah Carey isn't scary?)
Home on the Range (Roseanne....Animated!!!!)
From Justin to Kelly (Enough Said)
Gigli
Freddie Got Fingered ( Tom Green Gets ...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 10:00:00 PST |
The Stupid Quote of the day, I can't believe I read this |
You know, even though I had to wear that stupid back brace and you were kind of fat, we were still totally cutting edge....
Posted by Christopher on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 07:00:00 PST |
Schadenfraude |
Schadenfraude
I could bitch and moan and complain, but I ain't gonna. I've just decided that I have always been the one who has turned into the father figure in every situation, even when I'm not tr...
Posted by Christopher on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:35:00 PST |
