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Don Berlau Jr

Some days it's just not worth getting out of bed.

About Me

My Name is Don Berlau Jr., I'm 39 and reside in Cockeysville, Maryland. I graduated from Essex Community College with my Associate of Science in Business Management and Marketing. Recently I graduated from Sheffield Institute for the Recording Arts, where I studied audio engineering in both a studio environment and live sound environment. I work full time during the week doing home improvement for Manna Brothers Home Improvement . On the weekends I get to work for a few local rock bands, Deadlock (Formerly known as BURN), and SHIFT, as a guitar and bass tech. It's fun and I enjoy working with some of the best musicians in Baltimore, and the fact that we are all good friends just makes it seem like it's not really work. In addition to that, I sometimes help out a friend of mine doing karaoke and DJing, New Reign Entertainment. If you want to know where I will be on the weekends just check the schedule below or visit my personal website Planet Don . In my spare time, which there really isn't much of, I enjoy going to auto races, both as a spectator and participant, learning to play the guitar, shooting pool, hiking, golf, tennis and mountain biking. During the spring I coach little league baseball to 13-15 year olds. I listen to all types of music, except rap and dance, enjoy good horror movies on the TV, and a few of the reality TV shows. One of my passions is reading about the unexplained, UFO's, ghosts and the paranormal. My father still lives in the Timonium area, where I grew up. I have a brother, and sister-in-law, who reside in Florida with my nephew, Zachary, and niece, Madison.

My Interests

Sports, Music, and practicing my guitar when I have free time to pick it up for more than just 5 minutes.
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I'd like to meet:

Eddie Van Halen, Phil Collen, Tiffani Thiessen, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, and Charlize Theron.

Music:

Hard Rock, Alternative, Progressive Rock.....Pretty much everything except for Rap and Dance music.

Movies:

Actions mainly, Horror, but a good comedy is always fun to watch.

Television:

Reality shows and Game Show Network. Mythbusters! History Channel and Discovery Channel! Since I upgraded to digital cable, I'm like a kid in a candy store with the ondemand movies and shows. Fearnet Rules!!!

Books:

Mainly reading about the paranormal. I have been known to pick up a puzzle book every so often.

Heroes:

Anyone who lets nothing get in their way or accepts negativity from others. Alan Kulwicki: "Obstacles are what you see when you take your mind off your goals."

My Blog

Things Ive learned about Tennessee.......

Things I've learned about Tennessee and being aTennessean&. Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Tennessee.There are 10,...
Posted by Don Berlau Jr on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 06:36:00 PST

The Year in Review: 2007

Hey Everyone!!! As 2007 comes to a close, I sit here and think of all the things that have happened over the course of the year. Really, it started out just as every year has in the past, ki...
Posted by Don Berlau Jr on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:12:00 PST

Update Sept 21, 2007

Hey everyone!  I think this is the first time I've posted an update on my personal stuff on here. Since I have family and friends on here that I haven't talked to much lately, I just wanted to po...
Posted by Don Berlau Jr on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:04:00 PST

Hormone Hostage

Hormone HostageThe Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth to a woman and he takes his very life into his own hands.This is a handy guide that...
Posted by Don Berlau Jr on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:56:00 PST

Murphys Law in Sex

Murphy's Law in Sex 1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2.Nothing improves with age. 3.No matter how many times you've had it, if it's...
Posted by Don Berlau Jr on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 02:35:00 PST

Why Men Are Never Depressed

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simplecreatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Weddingplans take care of themselves. Chocola...
Posted by Don Berlau Jr on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 02:22:00 PST

Robin Williams Plan For Peace

You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up And repeat this message. Rob...
Posted by Don Berlau Jr on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 09:46:00 PST

Funnies.....

Isn't America Grand!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skatin...
Posted by Don Berlau Jr on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:17:00 PST

12 Types of Females

The 12 Types of Females 1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have some one to manage your money. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your friends jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages ...
Posted by Don Berlau Jr on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 10:36:00 PST

Synonyms For Masturbation

Synonyms For Masturbation For Men:A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughtersAuditioning the hand puppetBadgering the witnessBashing the BishopBeating the fuck out of your best friendBeating the ...
Posted by Don Berlau Jr on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:19:00 PST