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Jack Action

Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attraction of others.

About Me

Imperious, choleric, irascible, extreme in everything, with a dissolute imagination of the like which has never been seen, atheistic to the point of fanaticism, there you have me in a nutshell and kill me again or take me as I am, for I shall not change.

My Interests

Misanthropy, Whimsical Chaos, Everyday Adventure, Natural Beauty, Pleasure in Pain, The Power of Words,

I'd like to meet:

Alexander the Great, Aleister Crowley, Rasputin, Ivan the Terrible, Anton LaVey, William S. Burroughs, Timothy Leary, Marquis Donatien Alphonse François de Sade, Rachel Kramer Bussel, Hugh Heffner, Vlad Tepes, Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus

Music:

Amanda Palmer, Beethoven, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Kaiser Chiefs, Prodigy, Frida, Etta James, Motorhead, Sia, Peaches, Ministry, John Cale, Die Form, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Ramones, Wagner, Social Distortion, Revolting Cocks, Pink Floyd, Pixies, NIN, Joy Division, Lord of Acid, Jack Off Jill, Front 242, Bowie, Tom Waits, Hide, Combichrist, Abba, William Shatner, Bob Dylan, Frank Sinatra, Combi Christ, Collide, The Sex Pistols, Snake River Conspiracy, Lacuna Coil, The Clash, Rolling Stones, Johnette Napolatiano, the Distillers, Lustmord, Controlled Collapse

Movies:

Blade Runner, King Kong, Trainspotting, Brazil, Star Wars, Dr. Strangelove, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(the original), The Carpetbaggers, Pulp Fiction, Clash of the Titans, The Professional, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Wasabi, Zardoz, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Akira, Miller's Crossing, Event Horizon, A Clockwork Orange, Blue Velvet, Raising Arizona, Ravenous, Se7en, Machine Girl, Memento, The Man Who Fell to Earth, Robin and Marian, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Marathon Man, Godzilla(Destroy All Monsters), Forbidden Planet, A Boy and His Dog, True Grit, The Exorcist, City of Lost Children, The Last Emperor, The Hunger, Romeo is Bleeding, Sid and Nancy, King of New York, Hell Boy, True Romance, The Ninth Gate, Hellraiser, Alien, The Fisher King, American Beauty, The 5th Element, Dead Ringers, Quills, Seventh Voyage of Sinbad, Jason and the Argonauts, Shawshank Redemtion, Identity, The Salton Sea

Television:

I really don't watch all that much television. For the most part it's all formulaic dramas and comedies with a healthy dose of reality TV bullshit. Re-runs of Benny Hill and Monty Python on BBCA are always good for a laugh.

Books:

James Morrow, Anaïs Nin, Kurt Vonnegut, Aleister Crowley, William Shakespeare, Homer, Tom Robbins, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C. Clarke, A. N. Roquelaure

Heroes:

(see who I would like to meet)

My Blog

Post Surgery Nannigans

I've a permanent smile plastered underneath my navel.  Once it heals completely I'm sure it will be quite the ice breaker when I'm sans shirt.  I wish that I could say that surgery was a bl...
Posted by Jack Action on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 07:24:00 PST

Maximum Motivation


Posted by Jack Action on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 08:42:00 PST

The Scorpion and the Toad

The scorpion, in the course of a long journey, encounters a river. The scorpion cannot swim and so he is momentarily stymied until he spies the toad, on the opposite river bank. "Toad!" the scorpion ...
Posted by Jack Action on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 08:10:00 PST

Why am I always smiling?

’Cause it’s all so fuckin’ hysterical. And you know what - it is.  Life I mean. The whole screwed up mess that we as sentient beings endure for 70+ years on this whirling dirtba...
Posted by Jack Action on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:34:00 PST

Coming Soon! (i mean it this time)


Posted by Jack Action on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 10:47:00 PST

My Xmas wish list (full of materialistic goodness)

1)  A pair of Pink or Green Fuzzy Monster Slippers (Size 13). 2)  Black, Red or Purple Velvet bathrobe - because you never know when      you might be shooting a Por...
Posted by Jack Action on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 06:23:00 PST

I know I am but what are you?

I've not only the propensity for being a Prick - I am one. I've known this for quite some time - and I'm comfortable with it. Some people work their whole lives toward being truly comfortable with who...
Posted by Jack Action on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 07:23:00 PST

:(

No Sugar sucks Sugar Substitutes Suck I might actually lose weight - but I will drop dead of lung cancer before I can enjoy it Anyone want to get with an extremely irritable chain smoker on a diet? I ...
Posted by Jack Action on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 06:30:00 PST

Day 1/2

Tomorrow I'm cutting carbs out of my diet. My Dr. has requested that I lose 50 lbs.  Yes 50 lbs. I realize many of you think a finer specimen of masculinity could not exist. But I've learned to s...
Posted by Jack Action on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 06:57:00 PST

nothing to see here move along

i think they need to change my dosage i think that will do the trick i think they need to change my dosage and they better do it quick   you know me and my games you see me every day you wan...
Posted by Jack Action on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 08:49:00 PST