-animal suit antics
-dancing to salsa music
-fudgecicles
-coming up with american gladiator names (im sarcasm, r u ready to go chumley?)
-living the plot to the video game hitman
-open my own head shop/ice skating rink
-takin peoples hats...this is my hat now, totally my hat
-not askin, just bringin it out
-smokin doobies with my brothers, doobie brothers
-and most importantly, supporting the NAACP
I'd like to meet:
anyone whos cool, funny, interesting, can hold a conversation, someone who loves music,any fans of arrested development!(the best tv show ever)
more specifically...a great guy who likes me for all my insanity and adds a bit of crazy too.
Music:
literally, everything from jazz to classical, hardcore, alternative,.....show me something ill probably like it
Movies:
too many to name,Superbad, Hot Rod, Pans Labyrinth,Juno, V for Vendetta,Sweeny todd,knocked up,kill bill 1&2, fido, A Mighty Wind, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, For Your Consideration,Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead,Reno 911 Miami, Anchorman, Accepted, The Illusionist; stand up comedy ...Lewis Black, Eddie Izzard,David Cross,lisa lampinelli, kathy griffin,
Television:
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, 30 rock, Andy Barker, Office,Ghost hunters, paranormal state, american gladiator, Family Guy, Daily Show, Colbert, the history channel, anythign thats on....(oh, i love antiques roadshow...i challenge you not to get addicted as well)
Books:
everything ever written about anything really....poetry, philosophy, music, christopher hitchens, shakespeare, hesse, borges, burroughs, keroac, ginsberg, gore vidal, thoreau, suzuki, plath,e.e. cummings
Heroes:
tom cruise..he overcame his disabilities and became a crappy actor with millions of dollars. ahhhh...the american dream....waft it up boys..me and my cousins living on the edge and not playing by the rules!