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Classy 'n Sassy

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About Me

Where do i start?
im loud
im obnoxious
ive been called insane (debatable whether i am or not)
i love my friends
my family kicks so much ass
i play the piano (im not sure im to good, but ive been told otherwise)
i sing (Solvay Vocal Jazz beeeeotches, otherwise known as the blue demons,, the solvay high school vocal jazz ensembow,the bearSCATS, or Will Sing For food)
i love music all music period
i read WAYY too much
i know way too much useless info
i like killing zombies in video games
i like dudes (obviously)
i own the majority share in 3 fortune 500 companies
i exaggerate
anything else you want to know, you know where im atAIM...mantaloupe

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My Interests

-animal suit antics
-dancing to salsa music
-fudgecicles
-coming up with american gladiator names (im sarcasm, r u ready to go chumley?)
-living the plot to the video game hitman
-open my own head shop/ice skating rink
-takin peoples hats...this is my hat now, totally my hat
-not askin, just bringin it out
-smokin doobies with my brothers, doobie brothers
-and most importantly, supporting the NAACP

I'd like to meet:

anyone whos cool, funny, interesting, can hold a conversation, someone who loves music,any fans of arrested development!(the best tv show ever)

more specifically...a great guy who likes me for all my insanity and adds a bit of crazy too.

Music:

literally, everything from jazz to classical, hardcore, alternative,.....show me something ill probably like it

Movies:

too many to name,Superbad, Hot Rod, Pans Labyrinth,Juno, V for Vendetta,Sweeny todd,knocked up,kill bill 1&2, fido, A Mighty Wind, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, For Your Consideration,Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead,Reno 911 Miami, Anchorman, Accepted, The Illusionist; stand up comedy ...Lewis Black, Eddie Izzard,David Cross,lisa lampinelli, kathy griffin,

Television:

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, 30 rock, Andy Barker, Office,Ghost hunters, paranormal state, american gladiator, Family Guy, Daily Show, Colbert, the history channel, anythign thats on....(oh, i love antiques roadshow...i challenge you not to get addicted as well)

Books:

everything ever written about anything really....poetry, philosophy, music, christopher hitchens, shakespeare, hesse, borges, burroughs, keroac, ginsberg, gore vidal, thoreau, suzuki, plath,e.e. cummings

Heroes:

tom cruise..he overcame his disabilities and became a crappy actor with millions of dollars. ahhhh...the american dream....waft it up boys..me and my cousins living on the edge and not playing by the rules!

My Blog

omg, you just got duffed in the face

so i was walking down the street and this black guy came up to me and asked for change. i gave him a dollar. im nice. felt better for a whole ten minutes. later, we decided to call him david grey, on ...
Posted by Classy 'n Sassy on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:52:00 PST

holyshitballs!

wow. i just got done reading all my previous blogs, and my only thought was, HOLY SHITBALLS! im fucking crazy! anyway... i guess its better that i came to that realization so now i can just worry abou...
Posted by Classy 'n Sassy on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:20:00 PST

i wrote something, yeah, whoop de doo

I (when you are there) love all the things (places, times&& my mind wild)   You can keep me up all night&wild despair with you twisting and turning my gut all around this middle  spinning ...
Posted by Classy 'n Sassy on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST

I keep coming back for the candy corn......

I am going to write, produce, and direct a tirlogy of movies for the Alzheimers association of America 1. I dont know what I did last minute 2. I still dont know what I did last minute (wait now its ...
Posted by Classy 'n Sassy on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:44:00 PST

BREAKING NEWS!! baby turtules retrofitted with tiny jetpacks attack family of five.....

Associated Press Shlyville, Minnesota Thursday Aug 17, 2006 Today, in the small town of Shlyville, Minn., just outside the Skeet city limits,an unusual phenomena occured. While out at a local fast fo...
Posted by Classy 'n Sassy on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 05:49:00 PST

New: pope Blog V. 4.0

The Pope 100 Vatican Way       ;           ;           ; ...
Posted by Classy 'n Sassy on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 08:00:00 PST

Crap ive been tagged!

Damn! Now i have to type a stupid blog. (Read Shannons blog to see the whole tag thing) 1. Im fat 2.i like cheese 3. I enjoy art for arts sake. 4. Once, while at the zoo, i hatched a plot to release a...
Posted by Classy 'n Sassy on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 03:12:00 PST

James Lipton on Arrested Development!

EVERYONE! the other day JAMES LIPTON....only the greatest film star interviewer known to mankind was on one of my favorite shows, Arrested Development! I was amazing and paid rapt attention to his fi...
Posted by Classy 'n Sassy on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 03:33:00 PST

anotomically incorrect

this has no topic whatsoever. the only common thread is that they are thoughts in my head.Read them. Understand them. Know them. Eat them (sorta hard). Regurgitate them and feed them to your baby bird...
Posted by Classy 'n Sassy on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 02:17:00 PST

good old fashion rant

Hello......... since i am overwhelmingly bored right now, i feel that i must write some things down. Warning.....this goes into many topics...some of which may be offensive to some peoples beliefs. I...
Posted by Classy 'n Sassy on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 07:04:00 PST