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You Mei You?? The CLAMPS!

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THIS IS A PICTURE OF The CLAMPS! Check out the first two songs above. What follows the ongoing saga of Skip `n` Chery.
TIMELINE
Summer2004-Starts in Fuzhou, Fujian, China, Legendary Punk Guitarist Skip Lunch meets pirate whore drummer Chery Bomb. "I heard you play drums. We should get together some time." Then he delivered a half-hour lecture about the importance of the One beat is in James Brown's songs...
Winter2004-After a fruitless search for a bass player, they finally met with Australian Golden Retriever Richie Rich. Richard was into Grunge so the audition was a piece of cake.
Debut show Nov, 2004.
JAN2005-House band of Jazz & Blues bar and Free Beer 24/7.
Summer-2005 Chery OD's on X literally carried to the gig after she puked for 10 some hours straight.
- Chery got into a serious fight with people on a bbs . They accused her for "having no national pride", and"blindly worshipping anything or anyone that's foreign" As a result, angry Chery played outragesly on the 2nd Anniversery of OccupyStudios showcase. They blew everybody else away. Those who yakked before had to admit that You Mei You really was hot shit, too.
August - BANNED! Battle of the bands..sponsored by a newspaper,and Since all media gets censored by the Culture Bureau, they were simply banned as a foreign band. Losing the cash prize was terrible, but they almost got in Rolling Stone Magazine over that!
TV for millions! 0NSouth East TV "American idol clone" which broadcasts overseas. You could have watched it if you'd had an illegal dish.
As the ghetto town became less and less fun, Skip and Chery moved to Nanjing, Jiangsu for a better music scene Played support for touring bands: notably China's most famous Hardcore band Brain Failure.
Spring Festival 2006 - TOUR! outstanding come-back with a vengeance show in Fuzhou... yet Richie got killed by a knife that night. He was not even 24.
The band must carry on.
Apr - Tribute show in Nanjing for this beloved former band member.
May - Support for China's greatest post punkers, Re-Establishing the Right of Statues (RE-TROs).
Autumn - moved again to XIAMEN CN a great little city in the tropical zone.
Stay tuned for new music and a professional *gasp*recording.
Dec. 30, 2006 - Played with newly recruited "professional" bass player Scary Gary by the beach with 6 other local bands. Smoked`em all! Alas it was probably the last show of YMY.
Spring, 2007 - Although Gary never called back after the gig, Skip hooked up with ex-music teacher Hans Fenger on Yahoo! messenger. A common perspective was created that no stanky bass players or singers are needed, especially in a surf band. A brand new vision with only two guitars and drums was then born via chatting.
May, 2007 - After 2 months of rehearsal The CLAMPS! played their terrific debut show at Sundance cafe (and got paid! :) along with some other instrumental musicians.
And Bei Jing here we come!

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Member Since: 7/19/2005
Band Website: spaces.msn.com/legolaress
Band Members: Guitar / Skip Lunch (U.S.A.)
Guitar / HANS FENGER (CAN)
Drums / Chery Bomb (PRC)
BASS ?????
Influences: Yin and Yang
Sounds Like: Ramones sniffing glue with The Ventures
Type of Label: None

My Blog

BEijing Show

We Did it! You Mei You got it all together with Akira and we showed Beijing the goods. We played D-22's  Surf night and so also wailed on 4 favorites of  The CLAMPS! Well were are invited ba...
Posted by You Mei You?? The CLAMPS! on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 02:01:00 PST

LOOK !! The CLAMPS ! SONGS! UP THERE!

OK you're here for the unveiling of the Brand New InStR0-band! I might have to remaster them , so excuse the RAW and LO-FI sound. pretend its 1966! The first song was NOT on the set list, since it had...
Posted by You Mei You?? The CLAMPS! on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 12:54:00 PST

BEijing here we comes

OK what band is it? Either way we booked the show at D-22 in BEIJING. ( the 2nd coolest music scene in the world!) well it aint berlin...Its a SURF tribute night and since I think we are the Only Surf...
Posted by You Mei You?? The CLAMPS! on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:20:00 PST

I LIED !!!!!!!!! YOU MEI YOU LivEs!!

Now you'll think im NutZ!But see, as in my dreams..the Puuurfect bassist for YoU Mei Y0U Just Arrived!! "Sandy Bottom" is a hot japanese a Chick bassplayer whos really 'good to go!"this was the origin...
Posted by You Mei You?? The CLAMPS! on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 06:06:00 PST

You best take a last look here

Were SO happy with the new band! So quite soon this page is gonna get an overhaul. its gonna be  The CLAMPS! page, since we got so many good freinds here. i wont delete the old content, dont worr...
Posted by You Mei You?? The CLAMPS! on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 09:46:00 PST

The Future of You Mei You?

I admit it . We could never replace Richard...the last show was great, but only almost as great. We carried on for a year, and goddamn we still miss 'em..S0 I am feeling like we are "on hiatus" now, s...
Posted by You Mei You?? The CLAMPS! on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:43:00 PST

NEW BAND The CLAMPS!

So last week we began a nu project ( dont freak out, YMY's OK)!!Due to the perrenial bass-player issue. ..me n chery hooked up with Hans Fenger. He's Famous! anyway were doing The CLAMPS! an inst...
Posted by You Mei You?? The CLAMPS! on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:58:00 PST

Y0u Mei You is back on Top!

(Our Chinese name is No.6, right above Desire)YEaH!! Yeah!Last nights show ..8 bands ..we Killed!Rock in Xiamen~ the scene is starting we were the headlin act after MIGO (brit-rock) and Depression, Pi...
Posted by You Mei You?? The CLAMPS! on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 11:24:00 PST

another one bites the dust / but...

Well Keef the newbie flaked out... can u imagine how crazy i got? Well I had to take action.S0 I goes to the gig w Hans Fenger, a dutch hippie music teacher of the now famous Langley school. his child...
Posted by You Mei You?? The CLAMPS! on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:41:00 PST

Yet another Bass0

And Now, the news.. Yet another one, a New Bassplayer named Keef has fallen in with us! Boo Yah! hes scottish so I kept having 'trainspotting" flashes. Just talking to him makes me wanna shoot up......
Posted by You Mei You?? The CLAMPS! on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST