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Chris

I'd like to go back to my cage now.

About Me

I have the sense of humor of a five year old, the sensibility of a 50 year old, and the body of a chimpanzee. I found him at the zoo.

My Interests

Laughing. Drinking. Driving. (But not together, road trips are fun). Fun people. Spam. Hot people. Music. Robots. Movies. Traveling. Redsox. Video Games. Patriots. Mountains. Bruins. Big words. Small difficult words. Fireworks. Running from the cops. Steak. Zombies. Cartoons. Pyroclastic Flows. Living. Loving. Poker. Exercising. Sloth. Biking. ViscoElastic Memory Cells. Girls. Beach. Puzzles. Amusement Parks. Explosions. Photography. Nature. Machines. Billiards. Hiking. Computers. Sexy Time. French Fries. Spandex. Guitars. Photovoltaics. Money. Power. Wisdom. Sarcasm. Oil. Fission. Dunkin’ Donuts. Vegas. Fire. Tropical Islands. Polystyrene. Nice Breath. Humility.

I'd like to meet:

you.

Music:

I find it very, very easy to be true I find myself alone when each day is through Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you Because you're mine, I walk the line

Television:

Dirty Jobs

The Deadliest Catch
Myth Busters


Family Guy
Lost

Books:

Band of Brothers. The Tipping Point. If Chins Could Kill.