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Just Another Douchebag

You know that thin line between brilliance and insanity? Well I'm camping out there till I decide wh

About Me

Who am I? .......Well I could tell you I'm the single greatest person to ever live, but that might be true and from what I've discovered most people prefer being lied to. So, I'm probably the meanest most self-centered/self-absorbed peice of shit scumbag you'll ever meet and I eat kittens, babies and anything else small and cute. So if your not into the whole lying and bullshit then send me a message and maybe we'll talk.

My Interests

I want as much out of life as I can get. I want it all!! I'm seriously into anything. In an average week I play poker, play magic, street race, lift weights, piss off someone just becuase they'll let me, read, improve myself in some practically insignificant way for no reason at all, work on my car, drive aimlessley, work, hustle up some dough, serious no bullshit I'm a busy guy. I don't watch tv, but I love movies I'll seriously watch just about any movie and find a way to make it entertaining. I'm really into reading for the first time in my life. There is to stuff much to list. You'll just have to send me a message and find out more.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a lot of really hot chicks to have sex with, and if I had a girlfriend she wouldn't mind at all because she's a swinger. Perhaps someone who's gross and doesn't shower daily, or even someone who would constantly insult me in an attempt to keep my ego in check. Maybe even a Jamaican, Irish, German, English, Scottish, Syrian girl with a banging ass and a smile that could light up the world along with unbelievably beautiful brown eyes that you could just lose yourself in forever. Yeah, I might like someone like that, maybe.

Music:

Pantera, Blood for Blood, Necro, Eminem, Ill Bill, Biggie, Nirvana, Alice n Chains, Fear Factory, Metallica, The Offspring, Hed-pe, Aphex Twin, Marilyn Manson, Mr. Hyde, Bloodhound Gang, Jay-Z, Queen, NOFX, Wu-Tang And just about anything good

Movies:

SLC Punk, Fight Club, Half Baked, Ghost Dog, Suicide Kings, Entropy, Casino, Scarface, Dog DAY Afternoon, Taxi Driver, Pulp-Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle,The 40 year old virgin, Porn, The Usual Suspects, Batman Begins, Stewie Griffen the Untold Story, Orgazmo, American Pyscho, Harry Potter, Boondock Saints, Casino, Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, Idiocracy

Television:

Chapelle's Show, South Park, Drawn Together, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, World Poker Tour, Aquateen Hunger Force, Nip Tuck..

Books:

Choke, The Game, that's it for now

My Blog

If you really want to know.

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Posted by Just Another Douchebag on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:40:00 PST