medicine, the human body (especially women), girls, little asian boys......only for making cheap electronics in my sweat-shop-to-be not taking them to bed with me like michael jackson, football, volleyball, music, messing around on the computer and telling my parents im doing homework, sleeping in class, causing trouble, and scaring the hell out of/fucking with random pedestrians, pena coladas, getting caught in the rain, making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape. o and how could i forget...ultimate frisbee
Peyton Manning, Michael Shumacher, Hugh Heffner to get some tips. Pamela Anderson, Jenna Jameson, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and the Colts cheerleaders all of whom id like to "know."
i like anything besides country, classical, bluegrass, bleu cheese, and bands/artists who think they can sing but arent worth shit. aka ashley simpson and avril lavigne(or however u spelll her last name). Alltime favorite bands include O.A.R. (not pronounce oar like some idiots say), bob marley, lynyrd skynyrd, guster, dave matthews band, jimmy buffett, dr. dre's cd 2001, and bare naked ladies. basically, if it sounds good, i like it.
the shawshank redemption (greatest movie ever), garden state, caddyshack, office space, dodgeball, all bond movies, the new land before time 69 dino-licous, training day....Samuel L Jackson is a pimp in that movie, spiderman 1 and 2, lord of the rings, gladiator, the last samurai, and a lot more that if i listed them all id be here all day. I like mostly all movies and ill see anything once, unless its gay porn.
Since my parents decided to go amish on me, im stuck without cable. My choices of channels are limited to wb, abc, nbc, pbs, some christian channel, and fox. day time tv sucks at my house....its either soaps, barney marathon, news, or talk shows hosted by lesbians....for example the ellen degeneres show, which unfortunately my sister has taken a liking to. damn. when im home at night i like to watch the simpsons, family guy, seinfeld, malcolm in the middle, and the millions of reality tv shows....sometimes.....only if real life isnt real enough........i need my fix of playmates in swimsuits freakin out cuz they have to eat cow intestines pumped full of fish guts.....now that is real life.
Dan Brown, Tom Clancy, Harry Potter, and the Scarlet Letter (gives students around the globe the satisfaction that comes with buring a truly awful book page by page)
Hugh Heffner for obvious reasons, Mark McGuire for using riods and getting away with it, Bam Magera for getting paid to do absolutely nothing, Lance Armstrong for living with one testacle, and Chuck Norris for giving people second chances.