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HermanTheGerman

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About Me

well basically im 6'5'' and an even 200lbs. Born in East St. Louis, im straight ghetto. Anyone who pisses me off gets a free visit from my boys back at home. theyre pretty good at gettin the job done. I used to drive a pimp van until a few months ago. I had huge plans of puttin in shag carpet, couch, dorm fridge, tv, disco ball, smoke machine, and various other novelties, but alas, my laziness got in the way and it remained just plain pimp. My various nicknames include Herman the German, Jung (pronounced with the "j" instead of "young"), Bundini, and back in the day, Stilts.
Survey Time
Name: Drew
Birthday: August 26
Birthplace: St. Louis
Current Location: Carmel, In
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6' 5"
Weight: 200
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Weakness: kryptonite
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza alla quattro formaggio at bazbeaux
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Your Best Physical Feature: my height and rock hard abs
Your Bedtime: whenever i fall asleep
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: who the fuck cant spell mcdonalds right
Single or Group Dates: single
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither....milkshakes
Do you Smoke Cigarettes: nope
Do you Smoke Marijuana: no
Do you Swear: only when someone acts like a complete idiot, and being around chris thats a lot
Can you Cook: of course
Do you want to go to College: yessir
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: thankfully no
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: i played trumpet and i play piano and guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked Cigarettes: no
In the past month have you Smoked Marijuana: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i work in one
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no but that will change tomorrow
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you Had Sex: no
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: please....but i do know someone who broke his hand trying to kick flip out of someones grip in summer gym
Ever Shoplifted: five finger discount baby!
How do you want to Die: spontaneously combust while im skydiving in my late 90's
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: surgeon or other type of doctor
Which countries would you most like to Visit: germany switzerland australia ireland
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: zilch
Favorite Band/Singer/Musician: O.A.R.
Favorite Car: Pagani Zonda Roadster.......odds of me getting it....0
Favorite Color: orange
Favorite Season: fall
Are You A Virgin: yes
Have you ever Been Cheated On: not that i know of
Have you ever Cheated On a boyfriend/girlfriend: no
Would you ever Cheat On a boyfriend/girlfriend: hell no
Would You Sleep With Others If Your boyfriend/girlfriend Permitted It: no
Money or Happiness: happiness
Beach or Mountains: beach
Chevy or Ford: im german...bmw
TV or Radio: tv
Car or SUV: car
SUV or Motorcycle: motorcycle
Favorite Foods: anything and everything....except brussel sprouts, asparagus, and zuccini
Favorite Drinks: cherry coke and pink lemonade
Do you have a fetish: not that i can think of
Turn On: pretty smile and a well endowed body
Turn Off: beard, missing/crooked teeth, fungus, and herpes
Gum or Mints: gum
Snow Boarding or Skiing: skiing
City or Country: city
Hugs or Kisses: both
Dinner and a Movie, or Clubbing. depends on the mood
In a Boy/Girl..
First Feature you notice: smile
Favorite Body part: bosom and butt
Favorite Eye Color: blue
Favorite Hair Color: brown with blonde highlights
Short or Long Hair: long
Best Clothing Style: anything that looks good...besides gothic and geek
Favorite Article of Clothing: mini skirt
Height: shorter than me....which is basically everyone
Weight: as long as i can get my arms fully around them its fine
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My Interests

medicine, the human body (especially women), girls, little asian boys......only for making cheap electronics in my sweat-shop-to-be not taking them to bed with me like michael jackson, football, volleyball, music, messing around on the computer and telling my parents im doing homework, sleeping in class, causing trouble, and scaring the hell out of/fucking with random pedestrians, pena coladas, getting caught in the rain, making love at midnight in the dunes on the cape. o and how could i forget...ultimate frisbee

I'd like to meet:

Peyton Manning, Michael Shumacher, Hugh Heffner to get some tips. Pamela Anderson, Jenna Jameson, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and the Colts cheerleaders all of whom id like to "know."

Music:

i like anything besides country, classical, bluegrass, bleu cheese, and bands/artists who think they can sing but arent worth shit. aka ashley simpson and avril lavigne(or however u spelll her last name). Alltime favorite bands include O.A.R. (not pronounce oar like some idiots say), bob marley, lynyrd skynyrd, guster, dave matthews band, jimmy buffett, dr. dre's cd 2001, and bare naked ladies. basically, if it sounds good, i like it.

Movies:

the shawshank redemption (greatest movie ever), garden state, caddyshack, office space, dodgeball, all bond movies, the new land before time 69 dino-licous, training day....Samuel L Jackson is a pimp in that movie, spiderman 1 and 2, lord of the rings, gladiator, the last samurai, and a lot more that if i listed them all id be here all day. I like mostly all movies and ill see anything once, unless its gay porn.

Television:

Since my parents decided to go amish on me, im stuck without cable. My choices of channels are limited to wb, abc, nbc, pbs, some christian channel, and fox. day time tv sucks at my house....its either soaps, barney marathon, news, or talk shows hosted by lesbians....for example the ellen degeneres show, which unfortunately my sister has taken a liking to. damn. when im home at night i like to watch the simpsons, family guy, seinfeld, malcolm in the middle, and the millions of reality tv shows....sometimes.....only if real life isnt real enough........i need my fix of playmates in swimsuits freakin out cuz they have to eat cow intestines pumped full of fish guts.....now that is real life.

Books:

Dan Brown, Tom Clancy, Harry Potter, and the Scarlet Letter (gives students around the globe the satisfaction that comes with buring a truly awful book page by page)

Heroes:

Hugh Heffner for obvious reasons, Mark McGuire for using riods and getting away with it, Bam Magera for getting paid to do absolutely nothing, Lance Armstrong for living with one testacle, and Chuck Norris for giving people second chances.