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Tara

i understand that you enjoy the awesomeness that is my extreme mullet of doom from Labyrinth, but my

About Me


Husbands:
Bob Krist
Nuwanda
Sauron (sadly deceased...)
Wives:
Phoebe
Sharon
Fiance:
Klaus Baudelaire
Fiancee:
Molly "Wobbles" Davis
Soul Mate:
Guido Palumbo
Crush:
Haldir
Lovers (much more than can be listed... including)
Fitzwilliam
Willoughby (isn't everyone?)
My Darling Dumple-Butt
Olaf
Other Friends/Relations:
Figgis: Is usually very grimy, likes it that way, always loses at hi ho cherryo!, needs a good scrub down more than twice a week, prefers a man with red thong undies, wears america pants most of the time, helps me study (does my homework) and I get all A's
Mr. Clean: gives figgis a good scrub down every other week, cheats at hi ho cherryo!, prefers a man without red thong undies
Mr. Darcy: Knows all, refuses to play hi ho cherryo!, prefers a man with red thong undies
Mr. America Pants: Has recently turned into a rotting tree stump and says "no comment" (we sit on him and play hi ho cherryo!)
P.S. Mr. America Pants has recently turned into a turquiose airplane in a tragic accident and is not expected to return to the stump or his original form any time soon.
Come See King Lear! (ask me for more info or read my blog!)
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My Interests

a cool rider, agatha christie, alan rickman, alliteration, aragog, baazigar, baka neko, baked lays, baudelaire, bedizened periphrasis, bellatrix, benji, bollywood, broken sword, brownies, carol, caroline, carrol, cary-lou, charrollf, chocolate, citizen sirius, clue, cobra, cravates, cry baby, cutie, dana dane, dave barry, dave davies, david thewlis, dee-dee-don-jor-don, deery-lou, devdas, doxies, draco malfoy, elvis, enchanted forest series, fabio, fanfiction, figgis, franz ferdinand, fruits basket, gary oldman in drag, gene wilder, gilderoy lockhart, gimli's love handles, gingran, guido palumbo, harry potter, hufflepuff, intergalactic snake charmers, james bond, james borden, jamesey-lou, jane austen, johnny depp, kajol, keanu reeves, kuch kuch hota hai, labyrinth, lady schofield, lamby von lancashire, lemony snicket, lemony snickett, little shop of horrors, marlon brando, married to the marquis, mars is bright tonight, mast, mods, moulty!, mr. america pants, mr. borden, mr. clean, mr. darcy, napoleon dynamite, number six, oz, p.u.n.k.s., pendragon, pendragon forums, periphrasis, potatoes, potter puppet pals, pride and prejudice, professor catface meowmers, professor hardcastle mccormick, punctilious doxies, queen, ragtime roast beefy, ray davies, rchs, roger davies, ronnie the bear, sabin rich, sammy keyes, series of unfortunate events, severus snape, shah rukh khan, shigure, sigue sigue sputnik, soba noodles, strong bad, sunday papers, termagants, the beatles, the british invasion, the goo goo dolls, the princess bride, the prisoner, the talking phone book, the wave, thrift stores, tim curry, tom felton, totalitarian tot, viragos, wallace & gromit, white fang, wizard people dear reader, your mom, zippity zound

Others: Magic, The Declaration of In De Pen Dance, Magic, Limeade, Magic, Tie-Dying, Magic, Spitting on Green Day All Day in HUGE Letters, Cooking, Toothbrushes, Rockstars, Harry Potter, Starbucks Ice Cream, Reading, Knitting, Dancing, Acting, THE SIMS 2/1, Boys, French, True Love, Smiles, Music Videos, Spaniards?, Cute HT Boys, Comic Books, Painting, Cheese, Tofu, Teachers, Teeth, Giraffes, Pilates, Pillows, Monsterfaces, Uncles, Large Noses, Crayons, Katie B., Taking pictures of OURselves, Taking pictures of OURfeet, Taking pictures of rockstars, Taking pictures WITH rockstars, Taking pictures of Rockstars' Feet, Eye Wrinkles, Tara, SoCrates, Moonie and Broon, History, Founding Fathers, Al Hamilton, Jerks, Coffee, Puberty, Science, Nerds, Dorks, Geeks, Bunnies, Dictionaries, Encyclopedias, Rhyming, Guitars, Faces, Collisions, Vampires, Lightening, Cackalack Thunder, Drooling, Giggling, Accordions, Bare Theatre, Renaissance Faire, Nickel Shakespeare Girls, Oah, Allergies, Screaming, Handshakes, Sex, Colored Sharpies, Black Sharpies, People who don't take drugs, Rufus, Ipods, Music, Heath Ledger, Crying, Pizza, Pickles, Picking Strawberries, Small Children, Pirates, Ninjas, Ninja Pirates, Green, Elephants, Flowers, Bubbles, Snow, Hail, Muscle Shirts, Feminine Men, Pretty Boys, Pants, Magic the Gathering, People who are Callipygian, Grassroots Festivals, Dinosaurs, Water Cats, The Pope, People who look like Heath Ledger, FIRE, Grass, Japaneesesese, Nebraska, People who like Video Games, Old School things, Super Nintendo, Hair, Keytars, Megaphones, SNES, Tofu EXTRAVAGANZA '06!, Leaping Rolling Sideways Leap Frog, Eyeballs, Sepia,

I'd like to meet:

Harry Potter

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And Cardinal Richelieu

.. ..

Music:

The Never, The Films, Harry and the Potters, We Are Scientists, Slow Runner, Uncle Monsterface, Ed in the Refridgerators, Kanye West?, David Bowie, Jump (Little Children), Bob Dylan, Buddy Holly, The Goo Goo Dolls, The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince, Franz Ferdinand, The Magnetic Fields, The Spice Girls!, Say Hi To Your Mom, The LeeVees, The Zombies, The Who, Queen, The Wiggles, Klaus Nomi, The Kinks, The Beatles, Draco and the Malfoys, Elton Motello, Jan and Dean, Linear, Lemon Demon, Menudo, New Edition, Wham!, Dana Dane, Vibrant Green, Proxy, Tracy Chapman and lots of assorted people.

Movies:

Clue, The Princess Bride, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Kal Ho Naa Ho, Chalte Chalte, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Crybaby, Batman Begins, Pricilla Queen of the Desert, 10 Things I Hate About You, Charade, Rent, The 6 Hour Version of Pride and Prejudice with Colin Firth, The Producers (the old one and the musical), Psycho, X-Men, Newsies, Sense and Sensibility, Grease 2, Head, A Hard Day's Night, Help, Love Actually, The Iron Giant, Rock n' Rhyme, The 10th Kingdom, West Side Story, Romeo + Juliet, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Fern Gully, Little Shop of Horrors, Ever After, That Thing You Do, Just Visiting, Hook, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Thumb Wars, Thumbtanic, Kung Pow, Bend it Like Beckham, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hero, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Cabaret, The Dead Poet's Society, Napoleon Dynamite, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Muppet Treasure Island, The Thief of Baghdad, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Titan AE, Garden State, Sky High (Commandos), The Lord of the Rings, 1776, A Series of Unfortunate Events and The Blues Brothers (to name a few...)

Television:

The only five shows I really like to watch: Arrested Development, Grey's Anatomy, Gilmore Girls, Monty Python's Flying Circus (I have the 14 disc set!) and The Prisoner!

Books:

HARRY POTTER!, Series of Unfortunate Events, His Dark Materials, The Mists of Avalon (I have yet to finish, but it's awesome), Shakespeare

Heroes:

1.) SWEET I GOT A HERO!!!!

He is on a picture outside of Ms. Solano's room and he's an old man riding a bicycle with square wheels on a little bumpy thing with semi-circles... so he's stuck there for eternity but is still smiling... got to love that... keep on trucking little man!

2.) That man on the back of that card Emily gave me today... caption= "This guy wants you to smile too b/c for some reason he can't. His face and hand are forever stuck like that." (p.s. he has sauroman nails!!!)

3.) Kobiyashi Tandberg. Elle est cannadienne, belge, indienne, cubaine, et japonaise??? Elle est tres belle aussi. Elle parle francais "caveman" comme moi! TRES TRES BIEN!

Some others: Emo Kids, The Cadets of Gascon, Boys who wear tight pants (especially if they're callipygian)

My Blog

Whoop Jug, I Love Thee!

Bare Theatre's Rogue Company presentsKING LEAR by William ShakespeareAt Common Ground Theatre, DurhamJuly 26 - 29, 2007 (8pm Th.  Sat. and 2pm on Sat. & Sun.)And at the Holly Springs Cultural Center,...
Posted by Tara on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:19:00 PST

Governor's School

A lot of you know I auditioned for governor's school. Yesterday I found out that I did not get in. It's sad, and it's dissappointing, but today I made plans with some of my favorite people to spend th...
Posted by Tara on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:26:00 PST

A Tara-Flavored Burrito!

If the title line interested you, you might as well come see it yourself!You can see me playing Juliet and kissing boys, slapping girls, becoming a burrito, being dragged across the floor by my hair, ...
Posted by Tara on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:40:00 PST

MOONIE AND BROON! DON'T MISS IT!

Moonie & Broon Charity Show THIS SATURDAY!!!!Foolish Mortals, Jugglers and Variety ActsTo Benefit:The Historical Enrichment SocietyDate: Saturday, November 18, 2006Times: 3 PM Matinee Family Show7 PM ...
Posted by Tara on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:26:00 PST

I am one weird sister!

PRESS RELEASE .. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Bare Theatre presentsMACBETHAt Common Ground Theatre, DurhamOctober 26 .. 29, 2006(Th. .. Sat. 8pm, and Sat. & Sun. 2pm) Bare Theatre presents William Shakespea...
Posted by Tara on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 04:40:00 PST

Watch me be a bitch!!!

PRESS RELEASETHE CRUCIBLEPresented by Bare Theatreâs Rogue CompanyAugust 31 â September 3, 2006At Common Ground Theatre, Durham NC Bare Theatreâs Rogue Company will present Arthur Millerâs The Cru...
Posted by Tara on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:53:00 PST

I am a driver.

I got my license. I did everything wrong on the test and the guy passed me. I am a fucking DRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Tara on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 08:36:00 PST

Soap? In my mouth?

So I may have eaten some soap. By mistake. The bottle doesn't say if it's toxic or not. I feel like I probably didn't eat enough to effect me, but if I die some time during the night I guess that's a ...
Posted by Tara on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:53:00 PST

Pinocchio

Pinocchio (my new play) opens tomorrow and runs July 14 - 23. For more information etc. either contact me or go to this website: http://www.raleighlittletheatre.org/performances/pinocchio.h tml
Posted by Tara on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 05:00:00 PST

Hair

I have cut my hair. It's about shoulder length. It feels very strange. The reason for this is that Diana has returned home and my own father couldn't tell us apart... very sad... I'm not sure if I lik...
Posted by Tara on Thu, 18 May 2006 01:40:00 PST