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(P.D.T.S.)Edible undies & superficial society

"Would you like any Lube or condoms today?? That Lube tastes AMAZING!!!" (P.D.T.S.)

About Me

Missy: Hey... Let's go pee in peoples pools? Jamie: We would have to drink a lot of water! Missy: We can drink the pool water... but if you pee first and i go to drink i am gonna be pretty upset! >>>>>>>>>>>
You scored as metal.

metal


75%

Punk


65%

reggae


55%

Pop Punk


50%

Emo


35%

grunge


35%

industrial


30%

country


30%

Indie


25%

ska


25%

classic rock


25%

mainstream rock


25%

rap


5%

Pop


0%
what breed of music are you?
created with QuizFarm.comI am in love with Vile Valo! I love the band HIM...I'm obsessed. I love my punk, I love my heavy Metal, and I love my job...what can i say? I get to take people down. I am a security guard at a hospital and have now become a workaholic. I love my crew. I do have to say that besides work I am an artist...should i say it? OKAY, I LOVE ART! I am a survivor of Cancer and wierd people (Well, so far). I like Porn everysooften but thats for my man to decide...MWA! I hate fake people. I hate rap music. I want to go to bed...while listening to Anti Flag for Jamie! And dream of a germ free world for my little germaphob, Courtney! I also want to dream of my Ashley coming home from Jersey (JERK). Thats my life and I am sticking to it. OH YEAH... And I wanna be on S.W.A.T team!»-(¯..v..¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯..v..¯)-«

My Interests

Security, Music, art, Football, Hockey, and whatever the fuck else there is.You'd rather watch time go by than doing
anything once you're in the extremely lazy
mode. Often you just don't care about what's
going on. You're stereotypical, strong, and
barf at pink. You're definately not the
"little" one anymore, and you've got
a rock n' punk style at your tail.

What kind of music genre are you? (AnImE pIcS)
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Rock.

I'd like to meet:

People who are fuckin' outgoing! Where are you all you assholes!? Come find me. Apparently I am hiding in the dark because I can't see you! And people who want to live life and not be afraid to take a couple of chances... And I don't mean petifiles.If You are a friend READ IT!!.....ONE wake up! there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bullitens like "OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!" no, it doesnt. you think the millions of people would have gotten it after 20 different bulletins that take you straight to another bulletin to post.TWO To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're stupid. GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC!THREE Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.FIVE Making 20 bulletins a day about how you hate other people b/c you're not on their top 8 who really cares, i mean get over it!SIX Who really gives a fuck if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!SEVEN Little 6th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here, except for that really creepy old dude who downloads child porn.EIGHT If you have decided to read this, you are a true Friend. Thank you for all your supportNINE If you are one of my ex's make sure not to request me as a friend, you are my EX for a reason.TEN And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! No one who lives on the other side of the country, not ever meeting you or knowing who you are, is going to hex you. SERIOUSLY... get over it!Posted By:Edible undies and superficial society (MISSY)

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Music:

From Autumn to Ashes,The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, PANIC! At the Disco, Brand New, Senses Fail, Say Anything, Otep, 10 years, Finch, Anberlin, Deftones, Filter, Helmet, Dredg, Dry Kill Logic, Jane's Addiction, Heart, Chevelle, Culture Club, ZebraHead, THE SUNSTREAK, HIM, CKY, Gnar Kill, Atreyu, Anti-Flag, Sublime, Without Jade, Jem, 40 Once, Coheed, Hawthorne Hieghts, Daniel Lioneye, Thrice, A Day Without Rain, Dropkick Murphys, Pennywise, The Distillers, Son House, Muddy waters, Robert Johnson, Motion City soundtrack, Fall Out Boy, The Bled, Killswitch Engage, The Blessed Virgin Larry, Ani Defranco, Saves the Day, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Guttermouth, Less Than Jake, MXPX, NOFX ,No Use for a Name, AFI, Strung Out, The get up Kids, RiverCity Rebels, Bad Religion, Billy Idol, The Ataris, The Ryan Observation, Joe Walsh, Bob Marley, SEMPA, Scissor Sisters, White Stripes, Audioslave, Breaking Point, Garbage, Rise Against, Against Me, Leftover Crack, The Redwalls, Primus, Pantera, Atmosphere, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, Clutch, Silverstein, Flogging Molly, Millencolin, The Unseen, the Used, Rufio, Hopesfall, Plain White T's, Mae, Underoath, Tsunami Bomb, Go Betty Go, Strike Anywhere, Halifax, Gogol Bordello, Tool, A Wilhelm Scream, Greely Estates, Death by Stereo, Bleed the Dream, Gym Class Heros, Kill Hannah, Funeral For A Friend, The Transplants, AND... lets not forget the greatest of the 80's SQUEEZE, and Poison, along with some other goodies from earlier than that...Pink Floyd, the Doors, and A lot more but that gives you an idea.Time to change the song.... ONCE AGAIN... Squeeze Videos | Music Videos | Nashville Homes For Sale My favorite 80's song! SQUEEZE- Tempted.... I love it!

Movies:

OH my God too many to think of... Lucky Number Sleven, Hostel, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Funny Funny movie!), Nacho Libre, 4 Brothers, We Were Soilders, Boondock Saints (A classic!), Memoirs of a Geshia (however you spell it..), The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Waiting, Beverly Hills Ninja, Blow, Magnolia, Hellsing is the shit. 40 year old Virgin,Donnie Darko, and Donnie Darko the Directors cut, Fight Club, 28 Days Later, Shaun of the Dead, SLC PUNK, Requiem for a Dream, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Usual Suspects, Equalibrium, Assult on Precinct 13, CKY, HIM Videos, Anything with Jack Black, Tommy Boy, Igby Goes Down, Man On Fire,Wonderland, Elf, Old School, Ancorman, Fantasic Four, Batman, Spiderman, X-Men, Sin City, Kill Bill, Iron Monkey, House of Daggers, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Reject, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Saw, Rainman, K-Pax, ...God just name it. NO chick flicks however! I love this result of this quiz seeing as she is my hero!!!
You're Marilyn Monroe.You are absolutely gorgeous but you don't believe
that. You are a superstar and a sex symbol but
have horrible self confidence. Why don't you
just see what everyone else sees? An ultra
radiant, beautiful person. MUST SEE MOVIE: Some
Like It Hot. Channel her by wearing: Gorgeous
white dresses.
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Television:

I hate T.V. except for Family Guy, Simpsons, and Aqua Teen Hunger ForceCheck this out - http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/snotrocket.html
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Books:

Anything by John Grisham, The dailyshows Book "America", and I can't think of anymore at the moment
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Melissa Marie Norbut
Birthday: June 19th, 1983
Birthplace: Rochester, NY
Current Location: Irondiquoit
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blonde, black, brown, and burgandy
Height: 5"9' OR 5"10' i dunno!!!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty!!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Gallaz
Your Weakness: food! I am an eater!!!
Your Fears: Dying alone and not being liked
Your Perfect Pizza: Green Peppers, Onions, pepperoni, sausage, and mushrooms!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: LOL Or DARF (dumb ass retarded fuck)
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who is that? Hehehe J/K! but really, "UGH MORE SLEEP!!"
Your Best Physical Feature: Lips and eyes
Your Bedtime: When i am tired or when i get outta work
Your Most Missed Memory: Times with my cuz who passed away
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi... unless with rum, then it is coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's.. but i am a fan of the whopper and Big mac
Single or Group Dates: Whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE!! With hazelnut creamer and tons of sugar
Do you Smoke: yep! That makes me want one right now
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: In the shower constantly and in the car! Can I sing?? Probably not!
Do you Shower Daily: Once or twice, but everyday!
Have you Been in Love: yep, unfortunately.. love make you do crazy things and it sux when the other doesn't feel it back
Do you want to go to College: Already did
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: I dunno... lol Of course i do!
Do you get Motion Sickness: yep.. on long road trips, not too bad though
Do you think you are Attractive: I am F-IN HOTT!!
Are you a Health Freak: a little seeing as i work in a hospital
Do you get along with your Parents: My mom and step dad, yes. My father, no
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them!!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: Drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep... just last Saturday
In the past month have you Smoked: yep... see above
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yep, Vicodin.. for my shoulder, but illegally, No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately!! I hate Malls!!!!
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: the whole thing!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope dont really care for it
In the past month have you been on Stage: yep, helping bands set up and take down
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no.. too cold!!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes, a pen from a co-worker
Ever been Drunk: A LOT
Ever been called a Tease: A LOT... hehehe sorry babe i did it because i love you! LOL
Ever been Beaten up: everyday patients try to kick my ass at work
Ever Shoplifted: When i was 8... Lipstick
How do you want to Die: In my sleep or during surgury so i don't feel pain
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i wanna be on the S.W.A.T. team or a tattoo artist
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia or Egypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: healthy and not obese
Best Clothing Style: band shirts, hoodies... no rap crap
Number of Drugs I have taken: I have only done Pot and i refuse to hear about anything else
Number of CDs I own: Lots of CD's I am a music freak
Number of Piercings: I have 2 but want more (eye brow and tounge) I like a lot of piercings on a man
Number of Tattoos: I love tattoos! I have one but want sleeves! I love a man in tattoos! I love my Chris
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret a lot of things but nothing major!
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Heroes:

The Tick, All of X-Men, Mr. Valo, Me, Mr. Jim... My District Manager @ the Adult Store I work at! Then Of course... ALL my Co-Workers... Heather, J.P., Kim, My main man Dennis, then of course we cannot forget my girl JENNY! Love ya babe!, Carmen (R.I.P. babe), and you if you give me $10 for gas!
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My Blog

Okay... I'll do it... I got "KINDA" tagged by lenna (READ NOW!) LOL

10 things about me....... 1. I am the only one in my family who doesn't wear glasses or contacts and have more than perfect vision. 2. I got diagnosed with cancer when I was 19 and I am the only one i...
Posted by (P.D.T.S.)Edible undies & superficial society on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 11:01:00 PST

The best AIM convo ever! SOOOO freakin' funny!

boomsheeka20: What just happened with the talk thingy i am looking at???boomsheeka20: Did you just try to live chat with me or [email protected]:  i didn't do anythingboomsheeka...
Posted by (P.D.T.S.)Edible undies & superficial society on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:46:00 PST

Does anyone ever really get it?

   Some people have changed so much and it disgusts me. I feel like I dont even know who anyone is anymore. This seems to kinda worry me now and I am not really sure...
Posted by (P.D.T.S.)Edible undies & superficial society on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:01:00 PST

Seriously....I'm just done!!!!

Why does life have to be so complicated? So this maybe my last blog for a long time. I probably wont have a computer anymore. I dont have anything anymore. I have officially lost everything. No thanks...
Posted by (P.D.T.S.)Edible undies & superficial society on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 11:39:00 PST

Holy mother of WTF, who is brothers with who gives a damn!

I am not a myspace retard who thinks everyone hates me just because i dont get comments everyday, or howabout "you hate me because you can call me on the phone, hang out, but i am not on your top 8?" ...
Posted by (P.D.T.S.)Edible undies & superficial society on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:18:00 PST

Check out this video: This is just way too drunk

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Posted by (P.D.T.S.)Edible undies & superficial society on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:51:00 PST

What is left of me is only for you....

My heart is lost and my mind is empty....Thanx for never having a heart to keep by my side....My love is stronger than my life....I have intrusted it in you you have thrown it aside to never look back...
Posted by (P.D.T.S.)Edible undies & superficial society on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 02:49:00 PST

What a sorry sick image of the person I trusted

YOU   Sorry excuse for a human being Sick, twisted, imagination. Your smile, a front, for the burning hatred in your soul. I see you, I fear you.   SNAKE   I'm helpless, no one listens....
Posted by (P.D.T.S.)Edible undies & superficial society on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:23:00 PST

To those who are willing to know....

I can't go out and hang out with my friends. I sit home all day with nothing to do, because I can't do anything (Although I have been painting and drawing lately.. good stuff too!). I am in so much pa...
Posted by (P.D.T.S.)Edible undies & superficial society on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 12:04:00 PST

What happened in the year I / you were born??

In 1983 (the year you were born)Ronald Reagan is president of the USSally Ride becomes the first American woman to travel in spaceMarines are killed when a TNT laden suicide terrorists blows up Marine...
Posted by (P.D.T.S.)Edible undies & superficial society on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 09:52:00 PST