Wemmick - ProfilesArchive

About Me

hello again. i hated working so much i decided to quit. now i only burn things at home. which is technically good for anyone who eats at rubykillmeontuesdays. i'm happy. i haven't talked to anyone. and i'm very sorry for that. i had a plan to runaway and never talk to anyone again. i was gonna do it. i finally saved five grand. i could buy a horse and name him charles. i had a pocket watch and the flask and the notebook and the jacket and the cigarette case. all the things on my list. but then i bought a billion dollars worth of innisbrook from my little sister so she could get the talking pig. and i couldn't buy the horse. so i'm here. and i'm sorry i kept you guys out of the plan. i don't know why. i think i'm still scared of people and the dark. next time we can all cross the border into mexico. and see what happens.

My Interests

randomness #3523438970291753928751283751275124857: i finally have a cellphone...and i don't know my own number...hmmmmmm...

I'd like to meet:

someone who will give me backrubs all day and feed me chocolate. aka my husband.

Music:

"Why didja sing hallelujah? if it means nothing to yah? why'd you sing with me?" damien rice...fantastic song...i should greet people with a hallelujah...like "hallelujah sora!" who is from kingdom hearts...i wonder how long that would last...hmmm...

Movies:

i can't think of anything so i'll give you guys a snapshot of Counting Eskimos-the story of June Mae (aka wemmick aka emily aka me) my sister sarah is going through some emotional stress right now so me, mom and her were all having a pow-pow and the subject once again came to my unseemly feet. what follows is a true account:sarah: "Ohmygaawd rachel your feet are horrendous they look like talons!!" mom: "yeah i can't believe i shot that out of my belly and didn't rip an internal organ" me: "well at least i don't have devil hooves!" mom: "nonono, there are no devil hooves in this family"or something like that...the last line is a quote anyway...

Television:

"i'm not crawling back to you. i'm proudly begging like those kids who dance on the subway" i don't even watch 30 rock but that line made me shoot snot of my nose...absolutely fabulous...those kids are very talented by the way...almost better than the mouskeeters

Books:

"it does not due to dwell on dreams and forget to live" i've used this one before but i've now read all the harry potter books after sneaking them into my house and i feel horribly guilty but they were incredible...oh my gosh...and i love snape...cuz' he's snarky...

Heroes:

sarah cuz she's a pain in the butt but i still can't get mad at her...it's an amazing gift....

My Blog

what i learned from the hippie and his toucan...

...i went traveling for a little bit...in my head...it was very nice...perfect actually...there was this particular cloud that i thought was just beautiful...he was shaped like a giraffe...i always wa...
Posted by Wemmick on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:49:00 PST

on the matter of grease and butter.

it's really gross..especially when it's in your hair...i think i'm turning into that muck man from batman...you all definitely know who i'm talking bout...or you should...but that's not the ...
Posted by Wemmick on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:09:00 PST

the pleasure of being anonymous...

dude! isn't that an awesome title!! i wish i had something cool and intellectual to add to it...but...yeah...just a title...so far...and a lifestyle...cuz' i'm still strongly considering giving up my ...
Posted by Wemmick on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:52:00 PST

i am a vulture and i like to sing...

...remember how i said i was gonna try and write on this every week... ...yeah... ...don't know what happened to that...but...guess who's a responsible senior now... ... ...really...this time ar...
Posted by Wemmick on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 08:46:00 PST

screw the world :)

... ...alrighty then... ...:ahem:... ... moving on... anyway hello other people...um...if there's anyone actually reading this... basically i'm gonna be using this site for my writing cuz' i'd li...
Posted by Wemmick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST