Much Ado About Nothing |
Well, as most people could have foreseen, Danielle and I are no more. I'm not going to hold any grudges. I think she has a heart of gold, but we just could not make it click, no matter how we tried. B...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:38:00 PST |
Stupid Laws |
In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies.
In Staten Island, New York, You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
Bearded Lady Arrested!
In Oxfor...
Posted by Dave on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 09:33:00 PST |
The Myth of Spending Cuts for the Poor, Tax Cuts for the Rich |
by Brian M. Riedl
During the 2005 budget reconciliation debate, critics trotted out the tired old myth that Republicans were cutting spending for the poor to pay for tax cuts for the rich. Many c...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 05:43:00 PST |
I Hate People |
I think I must really hate people in general. It is hard to find anyone who cares about another soul any more. I was watching this show on TLC about Lobster Hand Disease and this poor Mom and her poor...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:08:00 PST |
86 Rules of drinking! |
1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour.
2. Always toast before doing a shot.
3. Whoever buys the shot gets the first chance to offer a toast.
4. Chan...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 06:19:00 PST |
Funerals |
I feel I might have a different attitude on death than most, and as I am opinionated on most things... this is no different
Recently young women in St. Cloud, well known in the community, died in a ho...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 03:22:00 PST |
A book for democrats |
I found this book online and found it quite funny.You can see the Asshole Republicans walk by the poor man in disgust in the upper corner.Obviously there is a dirty old Republican by a bench who wants...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 11:45:00 PST |
The Pussification of Comedy |
I was watching Dane cooks tourgasm last Sunday night, and I was truly disappointed in the current state of comedy these days. One of the comics, Jay Davis, started crying when another comic, Rob...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:44:00 PST |
Where in the World Does Our Oil Come From? |
If I hear one more retard tell me that we are fighting a war in Iraq over oil I'm going to punch them in the mouth.
Where in the World Does Our Oil Come From?
About three-quarters of the o...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 18 May 2006 08:54:00 PST |
Albinos Condemn 'Da Vinci' Assassin |
For real? Really? This is on e of the headlines I saw from the AP. The small segment of our population that is albino got together and condemned the Da Vinci Code?&nb...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:59:00 PST |
