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Chris

The House that Wingard Built

About Me

My name is Chris Wingard. For every cause there is an effect and there is no effect without a cause. So in order for the first "thing" to have experienced locomotion in the universe there must have been an initial "mover" or "cause." I have come to call this initial cause God.

My Interests

Im extremely interested in music, and attempting to write some of my own. I enjoy sports a butt ton including but definitely not limited to baseball/football/hockey. Kobe and the Lakers are ownage too, i guess...

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet Arnold Schw.. the Governor, Hillary Clinton, Michael Jordan, an Airforce pilot-any one of them should do fine as long as its not that showboating Maverick!, whoever it is that writes the music for the Mars Volta, o shit - my wife whoever that is, Jack Nicholson, Danny Carey, the man or men that designed and tested the first nuclear bomb, Nomar Garciaparra, Mahatma GahndI, Chris Rock, Jesus, Chris Farley RIP brohem, Gerald Ford and Ronald Reagan-slim chances i know, no mas at the moment.

Music:

Bands? Botch, The Mars Volta, King Crimson, APC, Tool and Gwen Stefani ;)

Movies:

The last movie I saw was the Departed and I loved it. All time movies inlude the Sandlot, the Land Before Time-you know Little Foot n' shit, Homeword Bound! yes!, Mystic River was great, The Notebook I saw and sobbed in not to say that it wasn't very good because it was, Animal House, Tommy Boy, Apollo 13, Contact, eh too many i quit.

Television:

I don't watch too much of it BUT, still nothing stands out...

Books:

Things Fall Apart, Chinua Achebe.

Heroes:

My Grandpa Bill.