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Forest Walker

Ceci n'est pas une headline.

About Me

I believe in love. I collect "do not remove under penalty of law" mattress tags. I collect bottle caps. I have the penis bone of a housecat in a film canister of alcohol on my shelf next to a trophy I won for eating six strawberry shortcakes in 2 minutes. I like beer. I make flowers out of duct tape. I have a personal tailor who makes corduroy hats. Feed me and I'll love you forever. I have fantastic hair. I give good hugs and backrubs. I believe there are pieces of truth in all things. I believe that the bible is a poorly written story with serious plot deficiencies, but that Jesus is a righteous cat and that there are many men and women in history who gave the world beauty and truth all at the same time. I love philosophy and comparative religion. John Lennon is one of those men mentioned above. I own a leather jacket which I wear almost everywhere and which i've worn for a longer cumulative period of time than some people have owned cars. I tried vegetarianism for a month in 2004, my tastebuds fell out.....literally. I am the president of the Lakeland Environmental Awareness Foundation. I am a poet, artist, and musician. I sing everywhere at all times. I sleep with a ridiculous amount of pillows. I love movies that make you go "what the fuck?"

My Interests

I love poetry, art, philosophy, biology, history, politics, religions of the world, raindancers, diversity, meditation, optimism, comedy, asking questions, trees, and existence, among other things.

I'd like to meet:

1. Someone with six fingers on each hand2. A nun with a motorcycle3. A nun with a firearm4. A nun/priest who enjoys heavy metal music5. A busboy with a Phd (I work with him)6. A gang member/police officer (know him)7. A vegetarian butcher8. The guy who invented the pet rock9. A gay, Jewish, Black person10. A Buddhist clown (know him)11. Someone from East Timor12. A sublimely intelligent, redheaded creative female musician who speaks at least three languages, believes in aliens, and thinks I'm sexy.13. Someone with three nipples14. A man who converted to Judaism to use Kabbalah for ceremonial witchcraft, and who got married in a trailer park behind two porno stores (I was in the wedding)15. An accordion player/pirate impersonator (good friends with him)16. A southern girl who speaks arabic and is converting to Judaism (know her VERY well)17. Ben or Jerry from Ben and Jerry's18. Mr. T19. William Shatner20. A clown with a Phd21. An anorexic Sumo wrestler22. An Amish belly-dancer23. Someone with no first name. (his last name is sunshine, i swear, he has trouble booking flights)

Music:

In no particular order: Ray Charles, James Taylor, The Beatles, Jars of Clay, Three Dog Night, the Temptations, Queen, Badfinger, George Harrison, Cat Stevens, Barenaked Ladies, Buffalo Springfield, The Band, Cake, Iron and Wine, Allison Krauss, Nickel Creek, Jim Croce, Rufus Wainwright, Harry Nilsson, Joe Cocker, Peter Gabriel, Arlo Guthrie, Tom Lehrer, Don McLean, Billy Joel, Janis Ian, Janis Joplin, Van Morrison, John Prine, Willie Dixon, Fats Domino, Stephen Stills, Neil Young, Paul Simon, Simon and Garfunkel, The Who, The Guess Who, Rusted Root, Yes, Elliott Smith, Ben Folds Five, Tracy Chapman, Gordon Lightfoot, Beck, Train, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Five for Fighting, Blind Willie McTell, CSN& sometimes Y, the Mamas and the Papas, Mac Macanally, Muddy Waters, Jet, The Byrds, Eric Clapton, Aretha Franklin, Joni Mitchell, Sting, Goo Goo Dolls, Fastball, Sarah McLachlin, Akron/Family, Devendra Banhart, Bonnie Prince Billy, The Duhks, Polyphonic Spree, Marc Cohn, Jackie Wilson, James Brown, Smokey Robinson, Stevie Wonder,Keb Mo, Saul Williams, Sheryl Crow, Tom Lehrer, Randy Newman, Ray Stevens,

Movies:

in no particular order: The Shawshank Redemption, The Princess Bride, What the Bleep do We Know, Supersize Me, Michael, The Fisher King, With Honors, Six-String Samurai, Bubba Ho-Tep, Garden State, Mindwalk, The Graduate, Being There, Man Facing Southeast, K-Pax, Love Actually, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, The Terminal, Forrest Gump, I *heart* Huckabees, Edward Scissorhands, Dogma, Big Fish, The Science of Sleep, Rain Man, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Rudy, Dead Poet's Society, The Mountain, The Old Man and the Sea, The African Queen, Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Field of Dreams, In the Heat of the Night, Philadelphia, Miracle on 34th Street, It's a Wonderful Life, Life is Beautiful

Television:

House, Heroes, Star Trek (TOS and Next-Gen), Scrubs, C-SPAN, The Daily Show, Jeopardy, The Simpsons

Books:

philosophy books of any kind. The Little Prince, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Lost Christianities, Misquoting Jesus, The Laughing Jesus, Life is So Good, The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy (and the 4 other books in the trilogy)

Heroes:

.................Visual Arts: Basquiat, Rene Magritte, Salvador Dali, Vincent Van Gogh, Michelangelo Buonarotti, Leonardo DaVinci, Claude Monet, Tom Tomorrow,
..........................Music: John Lennon, George Harrison, Ani DiFranco, Rufus Wainwright, Tom Lehrer, Brian Wilson, Paul Simon, Harry Nilsson, Bono, Sheryl Crow, Don McLean, Elton John,
.................Literature: Barbara Kingsolver, Douglas Adams, Maya Angelou, Robert Frost, T.S. Elliot, Elie Wiesel, Emily Dickenson, Walt Whitman, Henry David Thoreau, Charles Darwin, Antoine DeSaint Exupery, J.M. Barrie, Rachel Carson, Edgar Allen Poe, William Shakespeare,
.....................Philosophy: The Dalai Lama, Thich Nhat Hanh, Robert Pirsig, Siddhartha Gautama, Lao Tsu, Socrates, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Bahaullah, The Bab, King of Bhutan, Jesus, Jean Paul Sartre, Studs Terkel,
...........Peace/Human Rights: Jimmy Carter, Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King, Oprah Winfrey, Chief Seattle, Robt. Kennedy Jr., Cesar Chavez, Stephen Biko, Medger Evers,
.........................Politics: Ralph Nader, David Cobb, Paul Wellstone, Benito Juarez, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Hugo Chavez, Jon Stewart,
...............General Virtue: John Nash, Flower the Clown, Robin Williams, William Shatner, Emperor Joshua A. Norton I, Albert Einstein, Mel Brooks, Rene Descartes,

My Blog

new song with disclaimer

note: This is just for fun, and it’s not as emo as it sounds, i promise. there was nobody specific in mind when I wrote this, i was walking home at 1 in the morning and it came to me. :)you&rsqu...
Posted by Forest Walker on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 10:51:00 PST

one of the top 100 stupidest things i’ve done (that i remember)

It was 11:30 pm. I was in bed. I share a house with a middle-aged danish woman, so i have to be respectful of her space. I had to pee, so, having not heard her movements downstairs in some time, i tho...
Posted by Forest Walker on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:03:00 PST

love song to my body parts (not that one)

Thank you spleen- just for bein', your enzymatic secretions have made me a grateful man.Thank you metatarsals, no mater where my heart pullsme, you have always been there helping me to stand.Thank you...
Posted by Forest Walker on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:11:00 PST

thoughts and musings

A man plays a banjo and walks past three motorized wheelchairs parked by the coffeehouse. A dish of water on the sidewalk; inside, a dead bug. I am living in Bob Ross' imagination. Sidewalk ...
Posted by Forest Walker on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 10:43:00 PST

Vermont

Things I've noticed about Montpelier/Vermont:There are probably more subarus here than in japan.A lot of people want to secede from the US.Everything is locally owned, locally made, and locally produc...
Posted by Forest Walker on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST

eight things about me (because shannon tagged me, and it's the law)

I don't know why i feel obligated to do these tag blog things.....oh well. it's fun for at least one person. (me)   1. I have an irrational fear of lipstick. 2. The letters in my name, converted ...
Posted by Forest Walker on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:30:00 PST

I'm moving to vermont for thirteen months :)

Hey everyone- I'll be joining an Americorps program in Vermont starting in September that will last until Sept. 30, 2008...which means i'll be spending my next two birthdays somewhere far away from th...
Posted by Forest Walker on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:01:00 PST

song: "I'm caffeinated for you"

When I think of the happy memoriesmy poor heart always skips a beat.and maybe it's a sign that you're somethin' special,or maybe it's the lowfat quadruple espresso... chorus: I'm caffeinated for you (...
Posted by Forest Walker on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:34:00 PST

The Condemned and other repulsive elements in our society

I just saw a trailer for a movie called the condemned. the plot involves 10 people who volunteer to participate in a fight to the death wherein only one person survives, and wins, the game. first of a...
Posted by Forest Walker on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:04:00 PST

relics are crazy

yet another note in a continuing series on the weirdness of certain religious beliefs: relics. there were, at various times in the middle ages, up to 18 different churches claiming to possess the fore...
Posted by Forest Walker on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:43:00 PST