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Fil Furley

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I identify with that.

My Interests

Steel clog tapping, reading, writing, arithmetic, beagles, food compressed into bars, made for tv products, bunnies, robots, rabots, androids, the perfect sandwich, combining words, creating child-like drawings of my pets and imaginary babies, music, movies, interpreting karaoke videos to find a deeper meaning, Don Knots, Mr. Peanut, SUPERFOOD, being petty

I'd like to meet:

what?

Music:

The Rolling Stones, Elvis Costello, The Jam, Billy Childish, Ottis Redding, The Stooges, T-Rex, David Bowie, Sweet, Cheap Trick, The Beat, The Kinks, The Who, Neil Diamond, Lou Reed, the Velvet Underground,Desmond Dekker, PJ Harvey, Nick Cave, Tom Waits, the Jackson Five, Ann Peebles, Wire, Stiff Little Fingers, Jesus and Mary Chain, the Supremes, the Shirelles, the Faces, Connie Francis, Heart, Al Green, James Brown, Dusty Springfield, DEVO, Leonard Cohen, My Bloody Valentine, Bob Dylan, Skeeter Davis, Brenda Lee, the Shangri-La's, Joy Division, Gladys Knight and the Pips, Neutral Milk Hotel, Buzzcocks, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, N.W.A., Big Star, Guided By Voices, Mazzy Star, the Undertones, Reigning Sound, the Fastbacks, Neil Young, Big Star, the Concretes, Nico, Love, Danzig, Magnetic Fields, MoTown, Common, the Beatles, Brian Eno, Shocking Blue, Blonde Redhead, John Lennon, Tu Pac, Foreigner, Stiff Little Fingers, Holly Golightly, Os Mutantes, the Damned, Nouvelle Vague, Stereolab, Broadcast, Jay-Z, Blues Hammer, Sausalito

Movies:

Good Fellas, the Way of the Gun, Wet Hot American Summer, High Fidelity, La Bamba, Lost in Translation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Cool Hand Luke, Grease, the Outsider's, Amores Perros,Motorcycle Diaries, the Royal Tenenbaums, Best in Show, City of God, Nico Icon, Grey Gardens, Grizzly Man, the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, Breakfast at Tiffany's

Television:

Law and Order, Oz, the Wonder Years, Strangers with Candy, MASH, the State, Sienfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development

Books:

High Fidelity, Johnny Got HIs Gun, The Ugly American, George Orwell, Skinny Legs and All, Iceberg Slim, Bunnicula, the Quiet American, Where the Red Fern Grows, the Catcher in the Rye, Maya Angelou, the Invisible Man, Kahilil Gibran, the Fire Next Time, The Revolt of the Cockroach People, the Idiot, Kafka, Hunter S. Thompson, the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Barrel Fever, the Autobiography of Malcom X, Jorge Luis Borges, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Geek Love, the Odyssey, the Wind-up Bird Chronicle, Mankiller, the Secret History, Charles Dickens, Oscar Wilde, David Sedaris, Bend Sinister, One Hundred Years of Solitude

Heroes:

i need a hero. i'm holding on for a hero till the end of the night. he's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight. i need a hero. i'm holding on for a hero till the morning light. he's gotta be sure and he's gotta be soon and he's gotta be larger than life. larger than life... (commence dramatic music)

My Blog

New Years Resolution

To style my coif a little more like Cher and a little less like Problem Child....
Posted by Fil Furley on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 03:38:00 PST

filthy fils

i am in phoenix.  it's about 4 in the afternoon and i'm drinking captain morgan's at heidi's house.  i am a little drunk and a little stoned.  happy fucking holidays bitches.  &nb...
Posted by Fil Furley on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 03:01:00 PST

New favorite expression. You too can use it.

Dick fuck.ex: Those were the biggest tits I've ever seen. I would like to dick fuck those.
Posted by Fil Furley on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:58:00 PST

Am I a man?

The other night I was walking home from the train, and as I pass these guys on there stoop, one says to me, "I thought you  was a dude."  I paused for moment before simply replying, "Thanks!...
Posted by Fil Furley on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 04:29:00 PST

the mark of the beast...

As I left my house this morning, I decided to throw on the mark of the beast.  It's a mask I designed to fit my face perfectly.  Well, friends, it worked!  I went to Thompkins Park with...
Posted by Fil Furley on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:18:00 PST

a tale of retribution

So about 8 months ago I cut the hair of a young man named Andy.  Andy wore a faux hawk like no other held up by a gallon of gel.  After the cut, Andy "left his wallet in the car" and had to ...
Posted by Fil Furley on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:40:00 PST

Confusion...

Can somebody please explain to me what a hard candy Christmas is?  I am at a complete loss.
Posted by Fil Furley on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:33:00 PST

Kicked out of the ChaCha

Okay, so I have officially been kicked out of the ChaCha.  I dared to defend myself against three unknown assailants, I later found out that one works at Linda's named Brit (sic ?),  who wer...
Posted by Fil Furley on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:35:00 PST

Good times, great blues...

I found God, and their name is Blues Hammer.  If you haven't experienced the Phoenix based blues/rock band Blues Hammer, you're missin' out.  I went to the church of Blues Hammer on Saturday...
Posted by Fil Furley on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:44:00 PST

RENFAIRE!

Are you going to Scarcorough fair? Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme. Remeber me to the one who lives there. He once was a true love of mine.
Posted by Fil Furley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST