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Tobléoblongatå

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me



A little bit Special. A little bit retarded. But. My balls are ok.

I do Blogs occasionally.

My Interests




Open Bars.

Thrusting in your general direction.

Banditizing footpaths.

Rolling Deep.

Body slamming retards.

I'd like to meet:


Game Over.

Music:



Emo Shit.

Movies:


NOVO = Anna Mouglalis.

Television:


Latenite SBS 'porn'.

Books:


Reading is for the educated...

Heroes:

My Nearest and Dearest:
"I like to call them my friends."

My 2 Halves.

The Foot Fetish Crew

The Terrible Twins™

The Heineken Baby

My Hoxton Hoes Pt. I

The Doomy Bride

Husband & Wife

Maverick & Shitgoose

The Viscious Vee

Pindoleena aka. Benny No Nuts

Pretty Peta & Ninja Keeks Noni (meow)

Creeps.

The Criminal Crew!

Stay Wiggedy Slith!

My Blog

Revenge of the Nerds.

Nerds:Theres fucking MILLIONS out there.They work (and probably play) hard:Most are pretty rude looking.Spend a whole of time in front of the warm glow of a Computer Monitor.Watch Star Trek wrapped in...
Posted by Tobléoblongatå on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:21:00 PST

Hey FATTY!

I got somethin for that FAT ass of yours!!Its the Granny Smith Diet. Simple:" 1x Bump or 1x Rock of Methamphetamine = Every hour for 1 Week." 2x 10kg Bag of "Granny Smith" Apples.Lose 200kg in One Wee...
Posted by Tobléoblongatå on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:24:00 PST

Best/Worst Album Cover or All Time?

Meh. Seems doctored.Let them. LET THEM TOUCH HIM!Fuck. Pt.I (wow thats gay)Ummm... Holy shit! FOR REAL!? that brings a whole meaning to MASH-UP's! (probably just sounds like a bunch of keyboard notes ...
Posted by Tobléoblongatå on Sat, 05 May 2007 09:49:00 PST

NEW PIZZA @ LUCKY COQ!

ATTENTION BIMBOS AND LUCKY COQ GOERS:You'll be happy to know i have introduced a new pizza to the menu, I call it the "Emo Pizza" - It has:" A Thin crusted base. (as do every other on the menu)" A Tom...
Posted by Tobléoblongatå on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:07:00 PST

SLAYER TOUR '07

Ok so i just found out SLAYER is coming to Hellburn (How appropiate) anyway, in my quest to shed light on the situation at hand and quite possibly feed the inner bogan in me, i did some research and w...
Posted by Tobléoblongatå on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:35:00 PST

Day in the Hamptons

Who would have thought that going to the beach with these gay ass excuses for modes of transport:...Could possibly be fun... And i know what your thinking, YOU FUCKING HOMO! yeah yeah yeah, whatever c...
Posted by Tobléoblongatå on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:44:00 PST

"Daydream, i fell asleep amongst the flowers"

Fucking Dream books are SOOOOO full of shit! or more to the point, the people that write them and there is countless versions all with different interpretations. who the fuck are these fake ass witchd...
Posted by Tobléoblongatå on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:35:00 PST

Fatmen: Internet Predators

Pet hate no. 45785437On the regular i get added by 300 kilo plus size, male, mumu models who go under the presumption as "hot" (debatable) girls on myspace as some sort of marketing campaign luring in...
Posted by Tobléoblongatå on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:07:00 PST

East End Boy In A West-End Suburb

SUCK A POO FLAVOURED ICE BLOCK IF YOU LIVE THERE!That place is the Fucking pits! its like the part of melbourne that forgot how to grow with the rest of the city... Like an adolescent child, its told ...
Posted by Tobléoblongatå on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:41:00 PST

Centrelink Couples

Oh fuck... issues issues issues!wow, worst people on earth almost i think?let me enlighten you, for those of you lucky enough not to have ever recieived free money from the pockets of taxpayers, if yo...
Posted by Tobléoblongatå on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:17:00 PST