"The Broady" |
So here I am, I says, with about 20mins of sleep up my figmentive sleeve. I'm not going to Sugar Coat this blog entry because my brain resembles a tin of braised steak and onions opened with a hammer,...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:54:00 GMT |
Ape shit and Kung fu. |
Things I learned this weekend:
1. It is possible to get off the bus from Brisbane at 21:25 and be sitting at the Commercial stepping into a pulse tin at 21:33....
2. Saying BOMBACLART for the 247th ti...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:03:00 GMT |
METROPOLIS OUTWITTED BY 2 PESTS |
(FUCKING BIG ONE. Dim the lights and grab bottle of gin for this one...)
On the weekend my good friend Hatty and I managed to symphonise the loosest night I have ever experienced in the quiet town of ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 19:53:00 GMT |
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?! |
Get yourself a steamy cup of Dilma and listen to this shit:
The other day I was taking a stroll down a quite street in Crows Nest, Sydney, you know, minding my own business, contemplating life, w...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 14:08:00 GMT |
How can we be lovers if we cant be friends! |
There are two simple words that come to my mind when the term 'breathtaking mullet' gets thrown around:
MICHAEL. BOLTON.
Stop it Michael. Your killing me.
Posted by on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 15:36:00 GMT |
THE DUMP CHOOK |
One night whilst knocking the froth off a few ice cold schooies with my good friends Dangerbird, the Ken man, and Hooch, we came to the realisation that we are going to purchase and manage a night clu...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:35:00 GMT |
TOWN DRUNK |
Last night a young woman jokingly said to me, and I quote, "You are the Town Drunk".
I started to consider it and felt a bit bad, I asked myself: Ash are you actually the tow...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 23:22:00 GMT |
Dump Chook Hunting - Day 1 |
Today me and my good friend Landmine set out on our first day of DC hunting(thats Dump Chook hunting for all you Amateurs)
The weather was perfect and it was around 1 O'clock - Ideal DC feeding time
S...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 14:31:00 GMT |
HOOK IT URRRRP BIG TYMERS! |
Things I've achieved this weekend:
1. Discovered Vodka and Creaming Soda
2. Caught a soccer ball with my pants down
3. Put my foot through the wall trying to do a backflip at the club
4. Talked my way...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:40:00 GMT |
Conan the dump chook |
My friend landmine and I have a joint New years resolution.
To find and cage a dump chook.
Please let us know if you see any chooks scratching around the Malar/kingaroy dump. Thank you.
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 01:30:00 GMT |
