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Forrest

seafaringscrewballs

About Me

polymath of screwing up

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pepé Le Pew when he was in high school

My Blog

This is all a bunch of crap

Oh boy, it's my first blog of 2007. Gonna be fun fun fun!! Hmm well it's my last weekend here in Fox working for Ken and Gwen&kinda sad&you know how every day is the same, pretty much, you wake up a...
Posted by Forrest on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:28:00 PST

always capitalize the word LORD

Ecclesiastes 9:18 "Wisdom is better than weapons of war: but one sinner destroyeth much good"I'm not using this bandwidth for anything else so I would like to send out a big hearty FUCK YOU to KSUA, ...
Posted by Forrest on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 07:46:00 PST

today's the day they scissored Caesar

Today I was so bored I logged onto a sex chat site as the president of the united states, just to see how people would respond.  This is how it went. PresBush:  59/m/wash DC...u hor...
Posted by Forrest on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:34:00 PST

Tom's password = 'hi5blows'

An interviewer once asked geriatric superhero Hugh Hefner if he ever regretted giving up his career as a cartoonist.  For those who don't know (if you're like me, and I know I am) Hugh Hefner got...
Posted by Forrest on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:47:00 PST

Cool New People my ass

  I went life out with knows what never heard last weekend, why is it they are always such seems diiferent?  It's like don't friends sorry my body, not one of those other favorite place ...
Posted by Forrest on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 03:21:00 PST

Jerk Points

Hey kids!  I just thought of this fun new game, it's called Jerk Points.  The idea is that you're a jerk, and you get points for it.  Here's an example.  Let's say a friend forgot...
Posted by Forrest on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 06:37:00 PST

hentai links

We have this dog, Ticket, who got loose about a week ago. Hes been loose since then, because hes smart.  He figured out that if he scratches frantically at the brass clasp on his collar wh...
Posted by Forrest on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 09:15:00 PST

Dear car

I noticed that you wouldnt start this morning because it was cold outside, and I just wanted to say that I hate you, you paycheck-eating piece of shit.  I buy you all these nice new things and I...
Posted by Forrest on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 07:29:00 PST

Heroin is boring

Ha ha ha ha, this post has nothing to do with heroin.  I just wanted you to click on it. I dont really write stuff down about my day to day affairs, its all pretty boring, but I suppose I...
Posted by Forrest on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST