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JeffK

Heard about the gay midget who just came out of the cabinet?

About Me


USARPS.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Those who don't understand why so many people write "loose" when they're trying to spell "lose." If this bothers you, you is who I want to meet. And also people who change the channel when Skip and Steve come on the radio. Fuck those guys. I'll get my engagement rings elsewhere thank you very much. And Larry the Mattress guy needs a good ass-kicking as well.

Movies:

The Rock, Once, Rumble in the Bronx

Television:

Arrested Development (best show in history of TV), Conan, Curb, Office, How I Met Your Mother, Aliens in America, Ali G, 24, It's Always Sunny, Heroes, Next, The Soup, Family Guy, Lakers, Dodgers, UCLA, NFL. I like TV.

Books:

Maxim, Stuff, SI, Sporting News, Star, Entertainment Weekly, US Weekly, Sports Weekly. . and Wacky Stories from the Wayside School

Heroes:

is a great show. And I have some of my own - My Dad, Lou. . . Mandy. . . John Wooden. . . Conan. . Those who fight and overcome adversity.

My Blog

I'm in the future

and the future is sweet. I got my first webcam today, so now I can talk to people and see them, at the same time! It's totally aural AND visual. I'm on Skype and AIM, so if you have a webcam too,...
Posted by JeffK on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:07:00 PST

The City of (Brake) Lights

Driving in Los Angeles sucks. This we know. Nobody can drive anymore - I'm talking old people, Asian people, old Asian people, people on cell phones, chicks putting on make-up, women, old Asian p...
Posted by JeffK on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 03:47:00 PST

new year's (pe)eve

I've never done a blog before. I mean, true, I generally don't like people, but I'm not typically as angry with people as I am during New Year's week. This holiday season is supposed to be a joyo...
Posted by JeffK on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 11:59:00 PST