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If there is no God, then why are there all those churches?...And who is Jesus' father?

About Me

Ok, new update on the Beachman. Heather and I have sepparated, but I'm still doing my damndest to be the best father I can. I get to see my little girl alot, and her mother and I can still talk to eachother, so there are lots of pluses. I've started writing again, so for all of you who dug my poetry, be prepared for some wicked blogs coming up. For those of you who don't, SUCK ROCKS BUDDY!!!


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I'd like to meet:

New people. People to talk to and hang with ..TR Top of a waterfall
That picture looks so innocent now doesn't it... well just picture the scene...

The line of tourists being led across the bank look up at the huge waterfall facing them. Suddenly one of them points upwards. Sillhouetted on top is you and your partner.
You stand in an intense kiss. The water runs quickly past your knees. Any further forward and you would certainly plummet over the edge. You reach around their back. Most of your clothing is already gone. Only their pants remain. As you slip them down their wet legs they run away and over the edge off the waterfall. You sigh with passion as your naked bodes lock together.

That was interesting! You're not that kinky, but not that romantic as such either. For you sex is about racing hearts and intense passion - no worries - I think this is the best to be! You are also a sexual extrovert - you don't care who sees you at it and you're probably willing for sex with more than one person at a time - after all, the bigger the scandal the bigger the fun! This waterfall scene was brought together from your turn-ons and sexual limits. You should try it!

Other fantasies for your viewing leisure...

In a massage parlour
In a restaurant
In the car backseat
In a ski lift
In a bubble bath
In an aquarium tank
In a natural spring
In a rowing lake
In a train toilet
On the dancefloor
In a corn field
At the beach
In the shower
In a public pool
Roof in the rain
Top of a waterfall
Leather and whips
In the boss' office
Crazy golf course
In a phone booth
In a hot tub
Steam room orgy
In the sea at sunset
Street orgy in rain

Message me if your prefer any of these drastically over the one you got for editions to my test ..TABLE

..TR My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 32% on LoverType ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 93% on Wet ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 61% on NaturaImaginati ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 67% on SexualExtrovert ..TABLE ..TABLE
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Going off

Deep within the dying man's soul A light is burning, ever bold And though he longs for an angels wings He never ceases yearning For in afterlife he is damned to be Devoid of laughter and without glee ...
Posted by Gatsby's Image on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 12:42:00 PST

Does it make ya think..?

The night is dark, black Empty like a hole And for a fact I know that I can't sleep because the dreams will come. Dreams? More like hellish things Visions of which a demon sings He who brings Fear Wis...
Posted by Gatsby's Image on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST

The Poet is back

Alright, check it. The Beachman is feelin' his flow once again. He recently ran into an old friend (hence the name change) and was reminded of the life he once lived. So, in this once-in-a-lifeti...
Posted by Gatsby's Image on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:10:00 PST

Thee Banned Book List

I think this will become my list of books to readTop 110 Banned Books (of all time) bold the ones youve read, italicize the ones youve read part of, underline the ones you specifically want to read.#1...
Posted by Gatsby's Image on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST

Last night was awesome

Reel Big Fish rocked the fuckin' house last night. Those of you in Spokane that missed the show missed out big time. All four of the bands kicked so much ass, I had to come home and calm down for abou...
Posted by Gatsby's Image on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:14:00 PST

The World is...

Ok, so there's been alot of shit in the Beachman's life for the past few weeks, and now he makes his appearance once again on MYSPACE. Tada! Here's the thing...I've come to realize that life isn't all...
Posted by Gatsby's Image on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:04:00 PST

I've been drinking...ooh, scary.

So I should be in bed right now, but I'm fucking not. Here's the thing. I'm all messed up inside my heart and I don't know what to do. i have two amazing women here before me, and I feel like any deci...
Posted by Gatsby's Image on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:49:00 PST

.3 My Guardian Angel

Hey, two girls in one evening...damn, I must be outta my mind or something. Anyway boils and gouls, yall up for round 3?Much to my dissmay, I have gone out of sequence. The true second love of my life...
Posted by Gatsby's Image on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:32:00 PST

.2 The Hot Girl's Friend

Ok yall, the second in a series of girls has finally been finished. So..on to round two.So it's freshman year and I am totally jazzed to be in highschool. Not only do I already have a wealth of girls ...
Posted by Gatsby's Image on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 08:21:00 PST

Pirate Names

Due to a message from the beautiful miss Erin Castillo, I have decided that everyone needs a pirate name. So, if yall can come up with a name for myself, I'll try to figure one out for you. Sound groo...
Posted by Gatsby's Image on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:52:00 PST