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THE THICKNESS

tour in august!!!!

About Me

Weighing in at well over one thousand pounds (lbs), THE THICKNESS joined in 2005 seeking to entertain the masses with their version of Punk Rock Comedy. The band met at Berklee College of Music in Boston and instantly knew that their love for the punk would ostracise them from their jazz loving hippie constituents. Inking a deal with Sidehatch Entertainment in 2006 has propelled the band to new levels, allowing them to play all the great rat infested bars in New England and down the coast. They have released three EP's in under 2 years - "girth control", "the kids'll love it", and most recently a "self titled". The band is touring constantly in support of the punk... With a triangle, lead bass, and stereo drums, THE THICKNESS will add girth and length to any crowd lucky enough to envelope the band entirely into their, uh, ears.BUY HIGH QUALITY DOWNLOADS BELOW!:

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Member Since: 7/18/2005
Band Website: thethickness.com
Band Members:
Tiny-Lead Vocals

Rev. Tremendous-Lead Triangle


Neil Taylor-Lead Thinker

SIDEchief Ben-Lead Banger

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Record Label: So Thick Records/Sidehatch Ent.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

STREET TEAMERS NEEDED!!

First things first, thank you in advance for your interest in the Official Thickness Street Team! Listen up, the time has come to prove how thick you really are.To clarify, when we say Street Team, w...
Posted by THE THICKNESS on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 07:45:00 PST

lyrics for kids’ll

here's you goGOODBYE MY LUVVERSE 1A blank look in you eyeIs the clearest signWe need to take a closer look at our livesFor what I held as holy is now so old and moldytake the you out of what WAS u and...
Posted by THE THICKNESS on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 09:20:00 PST

The Thickness on PUREVOLUME,and the new record

hey all u wacky fans,The Thickness has finally made there way onto PUREVOLUME.com/thethickness...and there was much rejoicing (yeah)...also the record "THE KIDS'LL LUV IT" will be dropping in december...
Posted by THE THICKNESS on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:39:00 PST

Hot girls at the show

Thick as Theives, September Twighlight, and The Thickness threw down to a bunch of hot girls and some dudes on tuesday night and we had a freakin blast. At least this time around, September Twighlight...
Posted by THE THICKNESS on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:26:00 PST

Studio Tyme

Hey there,The Thickness has been cooking up a new batch of Wideness for ya'll and in our "video" section you can see some of the shenanagans that have been going on. Today we tracked the lead skinflut...
Posted by THE THICKNESS on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:48:00 PST

bullfinch last thursday

Great show at the bullfinch last thursday! Clearly they had to shut the windows this time so that the cops wouldn't show up. Look out for the ejaculating guitar at the next show!  
Posted by THE THICKNESS on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:56:00 PST

The Thickness Shuts down another show!!!

So we went to play a party/show in Southie last night and clearly the cops came before we even went on! Word must have gotten out about how many dB's The Thickness brings to the table. I even brought ...
Posted by THE THICKNESS on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 04:45:00 PST

last night at mideast

WOW..that's all that comes to mind....we had the time of our lives..it seems our shows are just getting better..thanks to all that came out to support us ,those that bought our record and to those tha...
Posted by THE THICKNESS on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 01:36:00 PST

NEW CD!!

Well, we just got the new CD in, and it looks and sounds terrrrrrrific! You will all be impressed, no doubt, and will surely want to purchase some at our RECORD RELEASE PARTY/VIDEO DEBUT on Monday nig...
Posted by THE THICKNESS on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 09:08:00 PST

video,new record and other stuff

well thanks to all those that came out to TT's we had the time of our lives... we just finished shooting for our new video for "the infection" ..i think it is going to be amazing..thanks to stephanie...
Posted by THE THICKNESS on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 06:16:00 PST