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Tarkan

THE END IS REALLY FUCKING NIGH !!!

About Me



I live for music. Founding member and guitarist for EXTREME MAGGOT INFESTATION ( www.maggotweb.co.uk ) and play bass in Clitorectomy while working a shit job to help pay the bills.What do you wanna know? Depraved musician / artist / writer / lyricist with a burning hatred for most things with the exception of breasts, beer and erm . . . (i need another B word) . . . .ah got it! Bondage!ermthat'll do


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My Interests

extreme metal, guitars, drawing, writing, reading, dreaming of apocalyptic senarios, history, philosophy, putting my mind to coming uo with inventive torture techniques, drinking, smoking, falling over style="color:66ff33"Reference text .

I'd like to meet:


sick fucks -People who have true intellect -horny birds :PTrendy emo core fags piss me off, fucking bastard indie bands piss me off, pretentious arseholes piss me off, people that beleive themselves to be artistic but who in actuality use 'arty' imagery as a smokescreen for their inherent non-descriptness piss me off, people that only listen to incredibly badly composed/played/produced black metal and claim to be true piss me off, black metal bands that say they're doing something new but sound exactly like Satyricon's rebel extravaganza REALLY piss me off - these people are killing the scene and deserve to be put to the sword, axe or fucking nuked! If you're one of these then don't fucking add me. Fuckwits.

Music:

some random bands from top of me head: Cryptopsy, Desecration, Dying Fetus, Cannibal Corpse, Corpse Vomit, Lord Gore, Gorerotted, Visceral Bleeding, Nailed,Testament, Pantera, Exodus, Decapitated, Deicide, Einherjer, Isengard, Behemoth, Aborted, Skinless, Psycroptic, Man Must Die, Repulsive Dissection, Defeated Sanity, Severe Torture, Immolation, Suffocation . . . style="color:66ff33"Reference text .

Movies:

Conan the Barbarian, Zombie Flesh Eaters 1&2, Night, Dawn & Day of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead, 13th Warrior, Barbarian Queen, 28 Days Later, The Jacket, Batman Begins, Jacob's Ladder, American History X, Street Trash, Jarhead, Equilibrium, Apocalypse Now, Cannibal Holocaust, The Omega Man, Deathrace 2000, Devil's Rejects, Fight Club, Ninja Scroll, Macross Plus, Driller Killer, Audition, Existenz, Ghost in the Shell, Withnail & I style="color:66ff33"Reference text .

Television:

South Park, Red Dwarf, Nathan Barley, Thundercats, Fawlty Towers, Spawn (animated), Dexter style="color:66ff33"Reference text .

Books:

Ian McEwan, Bernard Cornwell, Terry Goodkind, Raymond E. Feist, Robert Rankin, Robert E. Howard, Michael Moorcock, 'The Collector' by John Fowles, John Norman (GOR), true crime style="color:66ff33"Reference text .

Heroes:

Geghiz Khan, Atilla the Hun, James Murphy, Michael Angelo Battio, Yngwie J Malmsteen style="color:66ff33"Reference text .

My Blog

Forged in blasphemic hatred . . .

Okay, I'm pretty much resigned to the fact that my goals are my own and the energy I put into acheiving them is to go unmatched.  Fair enough, but the fact is there'll be some daggers in a few ba...
Posted by Tarkan on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:30:00 PST

that's the way shit goes down

It's one thing to get shot down in a Promethious-like ball of flmes.  Quite another to be left to rot.  Let's face it; who on this planet would rather waste away slowly, coughing up blood an...
Posted by Tarkan on Sun, 13 May 2007 07:33:00 PST

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That which is untouchable forever remains that which is sweetest. . . grass is greener and all that.So close yet so far.  For if it was brought closer the incendiary effect would be quite catastr...
Posted by Tarkan on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:30:00 PST

crossroads are confusing

Once again, like some stealthy assassin; that feeling creeps through my being.  I understand that born of resentment as it is, such feelings cannot be quenched till their root cause is eliminated...
Posted by Tarkan on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST

Alcohol

Tiredness has well and truly set in yet I don't want to sleep.  My mind keeps churning over and over.  Mostly with regards to the events of last night . . . 90% of which passed in far more t...
Posted by Tarkan on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 05:23:00 PST

SIEG!!!!

Right mortals - your Lord and Master descends once again from the heavens to deliver news of the wider realms:The man responsible for Written in Torment (if you don't know em allready, ur a fucktard a...
Posted by Tarkan on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 04:40:00 PST

continuity

They came from nothing to wander the deselote plains; scratching at rocks in the vain hope of extracting sustainance and leaving strips of plastic out throughout the nights to collect condensation tha...
Posted by Tarkan on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:36:00 PST

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I never fail to be amazed at the pettiness of individuals and the misunderstanding or misinterpretation of actions.  When added to the couldron are people's stubbornness and a good deal of alcoho...
Posted by Tarkan on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:34:00 PST

Lineup changes

Well well, yet more changes are afoot in the Extreme Maggot Infestatio camp:  After the departure of Bona - as you all know, I'm sure - Warlock (Paul) was brought in on bass duties and now we hav...
Posted by Tarkan on Mon, 22 May 2006 03:14:00 PST

Demo complete

Tremble and quake for EXTREME MAGGOT INFESTATION's BLOOD GORE AND CANNIBAL WHORES is to be released on March 19th at Seel City Metalfest (DNR Live, Sheffield).  And if you can't wait that long u ...
Posted by Tarkan on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 02:27:00 PST