Autohaulic Ted - ProfilesArchive

About Me

*****I like breasts, cars, working out, playing in the dirt, saying â€˜fuckâ€™, eating steak and loosening pickle jars!***** I march to the beat of a different drummer. I have never been much of one to succumb to peer pressure (whatever that is). I have learned that a bad impression is better than no impression at all. Many of my favorite life quotes I have learned from country songs, ex. "if it will, it will, and if it won't it won't". Most of my immediate family is still in northwest TN, including my parents, sister/brother-in-law, niece, nephew, and grandma (who says 2 beers a day is good for you, but having 14 on Friday instead - not so much). I have lived in the Nashville area for almost 7 years but just moved to downtown Nashville so I can have a short reverse commute instead of fighting 44 miles of traffic everyday. No risking DUI since I am crawling distance from all my favorite hangouts! Honkey tonkin' is not a spectator sport, I've recently learned I'm somewhat of a karaoke junkie (Lot's of Johnny Cash, Hank Jr, and Josh Turner, but no more Kid Rock). I even tried karaoke stone cold sober once after a friend tried to tell me only alcys and rednecks do it, guess that only proves I'm a redneck?

My Interests

CARS, TRUCKS, BOATS, MOTORCYCLES (I'm an autohaulic), basically anything with an ENGINE, RACING, OFFROADING (push come to shove my 4x4 would be the last vehicle I'd part with), BACKWOODS CAMPING, GUNS (especially handcannons), ROAD TRIPS, LIVE MUSIC, LEARNING TO PLAY GUITAR and BANJO, COLD BUDWEISER, BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, hanging out with FRIENDS old and new. ****************************** www.youtube.com/corvettedude346

I'd like to meet:

New friends, especially Nashville locals, or soon to be Nashvillians. I have met some awsome new friends since moving downtown, but I have yet to meet Hank Williams Sr. who they say haunts the back alley between Tootsie's and the Ryman.Also racefans and affiliates of INDY -- the sites, sounds, exhaust fumes, and smell of burning rubber, what carguy can't be hooked!

Contact Tables

Music:

GLITTER ROSE "LUCKY"ReinaDelCid "Wonder" (Original song and her best yet IMHO)

Movies:

American Beauty///American Graffiti///AMERICAN HISTORY X///Austin Powers///the Big Lebowski///a Bronx Tale///Back to the Future///Be Cool///Billy Madison///Boondock Saints///Chrisitine///Donnie Darko///Dumb and Dumber///the Girl Next Door///the Goonies///the Green Mile///Groundhog Day///House of 1000 Corpses///Million Dollar Baby///Napoleon Dynamite///O Brother, Where Art Thou///Office Space///Old School///Pink Floyd the Wall///Pulp Fiction///Reservoir Dogs///Scent of a Woman///Slingblade///Somewhere in Time///Stand by Me///Texas Chainsaw Massacre///Walk the Line

Television:

SUNSCREEN (timeless advice)

Books:

Eat, run, stay fit, and die anyways /// How to seem inteligent /// Chances are your sister's full of shit /// Rid yourself of doubt... or should you? /// Backpacking for shut ins /// Reorganizing your pockets /// What to wear on the toilet /// Poems for the insane /// Apartment hunting for devil worshipers /// Understanding people you'll never meet /// 6 ways to fuck up before breakfast /// I suck, you suck /// Letz change the alfabet! /// Sport fishing with power saws /// How to spoil other peoples fun /// How to kill a rat with an oboe /// How to organize a tupperware gangbang /// How to get a tan with a flashlight /// How to give a king a really hard time /// How to wave without moving your arms /// Why it doesn't snow anymore ---(I'm a member of George Carlin's book club)

Heroes:

Myself / Mom and Dad / Jack Daniels / Jimmy Hoffa / Ed Cole (father of the small block Chevy) / Zora Arkus Duntov (father of the Corvette) / Ernst GrÃ¤fenberg / Larry Stewart / all the men and women deployed in Iraq