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Sledgehammer

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About Me

What is there really to say? I'm sorta sarcastic and like bringing a smile to someones face or making them laugh. Careful though, I like to give people a hard time sometimes. Just give it right back. I'm kinda a punk sometimes. I'm pretty shy so hit me up. I can be a little intimidating for some person I’m a pretty chill person. Most of the time I’m just high anyways. Beware of the eyes, since they have a seductive way about them. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy but I hate being a bitch, so don't make me do it. If need necessary I will fuck some shit up, but those times are few and far between thankful. Don't be fooled by my size. :) I always love a good joke even if I'm at the butt of it. I dont smoke cigarettes and I don't really dig kissing smokers. I love marijuana and we get along quite well. I'm a pretty motivated person when I want to be. I go to CU, a psychology major. I'm not sure what I wanna do, but I know I'm busting my ass trying to get there. I also love my dogs. They are definitely chill as fuck and cute as hell. Marley and Loudog, names sound familiar? Well they are from two of my friend music artists, Bob Marley and Sublime. Loudog was Bradly Noels Dalmatian Anyways this isn't about Bradly. What else do I have... Lets see, I love to kick it with friends, I love funny movies and I love to go bowling....well only if I'm not totally sucking. I'll try anything once. My best advice for anymore is don't do anything I wont do twice. Anyways thats all I got, so hit me up and say hey.
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MySpace Layouts - myspace layoutsQUOTES: Always be yourself. Those who mind don't matter and those who matter, don't mind.Even when things get heavy, we'll all float on alright.Anything worth having is worth fighting for.

My Interests

Movies, Bowling, hiking, fishing, camping, going to plays, reading sorta(recent development) kickin it with friends, getting into trouble and ROCKIN THE CHEBA!!! I'll try anything once so if you can think of it, I'm down.

I'd like to meet:

The only people that ware worth meeting are the people that leave an impression on you. These people can be crazy, funny, silly, or even a little insane. I'm sorta shy but I will talk to anyone really. Who I really want to meet is someone that can make me laugh and be there when I need them. I don't have very good luck with guys. I just want someone that wants to be with me and will appreciate me for what I am and what I have to offer without walking all over me. People that bail and blow me off suck ass. So if you bail, I probably wont ask you to do anything again. Anyways someone to chill with, get down with and laugh with. Someone that can keep up! Oh and don't just add me as a friend. We can't be friends if I dunno you so at least send a message first
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How to make a Walking trouble
Ingredients:
5 parts friendliness
5 parts arrogance
1 part ego
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of caring and enjoy!
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Personality cocktail
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Music:

Sublime for sure, Dave Matthews Band, Incubus, Three doors Down, Usher, Bob Marley, Matchbox20, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, Offspring, Greenday(old Greenday), 311, System of a Down, TI, Tupac, Hinder, , Blink182, Pepper, City High, Ludacris, R Kelly, I Hate Kate, Chris Brown, Gym Class Heros, Akon, Rage Against the Machine, Nirvana, Korn, Modest Mouse, Tech Nine, Offspring, Tool,, System of a down, Bone Thugs, Counting Crows, Flyleaf, Yellow Card, Coheed and Cambria, Red Jumpsuit Apartaus, Set Forth Plus 44 Bad Religion, All American Rejects, Disturbed, Jet, and a lot more. Not country though. I just can't dig it

Movies:

Catch me if you Can, Blow, Requiem for a Dream, Fun with Dick and Jane, the Incredibles, Half Baked, Jackyl and Hide, Detroit Rock City, Waiting, Clerks 1 not 2, BASEketball, Why do Fools fall in Love, Wayne’s World, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Willy Wonka, Fantasia, Boiler Room, Buying the Cow, Dazed and confused, Ferris Buller's Day off, Pulp Fiction, All the Lord of the Rings, 50 First Dates, the Craft, Spanglish, Loser, Reality bites and so on...

Television:

I love Top Chef, Hell's Kitchen, King of Queens, Scrubs, Desperate Housewives, Family Guy, Seinfeld, My Wife and Kids, Nip/Tuck, Basketball, and lots more but I don't really have a lot of time to watch TV anymore. I like movies.

My Blog

Appreciation to the 90s Babys

NOW IT'S ALL ABOUT WORKIN AND GROWIN UP!!! EHHH!!!!if you're under the age of 13...you shouldnt even read thisand if you do, you should not repost this.Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean y...
Posted by Sledgehammer on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:49:00 PST

How to Poo at work..where do I get this shit

HOW TO POOP AT WORK We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is th...
Posted by Sledgehammer on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:05:00 PST

What Size Balls do you Have?

    INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2 The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING 3 The sport of choice for front-lin...
Posted by Sledgehammer on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:56:00 PST

This Worlds Funny Shit, in a good way!

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE..: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-fac...
Posted by Sledgehammer on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:35:00 PST

Words of Wisdom

 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers giv...
Posted by Sledgehammer on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 09:26:00 PST

You Know Your From Colorado When....

You go on vacation and wonder why you've been drinking for two hours and are not even tipsy yet.Then you laugh when you're out of state friends come in town, have three beers and pass out because they...
Posted by Sledgehammer on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:11:00 PST

BLUE BALLS

My sociology teacher pointed out that in our world today it seems that in physical relationships, blue balls has some how become a guilt trip put upon girls. Since we are the reason for sexually arous...
Posted by Sledgehammer on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 12:02:00 PST