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I like to keep it simple. Give me something to do on any night of the week and I will be there. I can sleep when I am dead.
The best things in life are: the outdoors, out on the water, on the beach, in the woods, paintballing, jet-skiing, camping, cliff jumping, summertime BBQ. Amster-mother fuckin-dam, Atlantic City, good luck turtles, Whiskey, Jagermeister, Road-trips, NYC, Boston, and the Fung-Wah bus $15 each way?!?!??!!? can't beat that shit with a wooden leg.
Going to concerts is by far the most fun thing that ever happens on a constant basis. Live music is just an incredible thing. Any show any night of the week.
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
-Deep Thought, Jack Handey
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