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About Me

I have a serious aversion towards the post office, bad grammar, Akon, anyone who likes Akon, the clear plastic things that keep your shirt secured on a hanger, and flying ants. My freakishly muscular calves say it all.Actually, I'd like to make an amendment to my statement about Akon. I hate him a less after learning he threw some 14 year old punk into the crowd after said punk threw something on stage during a show. Respect!"; I edited my profile at
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My Interests

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Jumping Rope, Group Showering, Hooters Air, Seltzer, your waist-to-hip ratio, Frosted pop-tarts, Pirate jokes, Psychology, lip gloss, my biceps, hip hop, football, the Bedazzler, dogs, baby dogs, Chipotle, ribbon, gold shoes, the buffet at Scores

I'd like to meet:

Adriana Lima. Someone who can get me into a Sean Paul video. Lil' Jon. Small dogs. Anyone with luxurious hair. DEFINITELY NOT YOUR BAND.

Music:

Tupac, Feist, Guns N'Roses, Nine Inch Nails and Color Me Badd

Movies:

Au Revoir Les Enfants, Rudy, Can't Hardly Wait

Television:

To Catch A Predator, Flavor of Love, Flight of the Conchords

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, the DSM-IV, the Bible, Le Petit Prince

Heroes:

Albert Camus, Miss Piggy, Juris