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James "destruction" Dowkes

If there was a house band at the last chance saloon I'd be in it.

About Me

moors laws apply
What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? water
Beverage (alc) ? a '97 marquis de murieta
Color ? red
Food ? anything that hearty and wholesome failing that something bad for me.
Item of clothing ? the pair of jeans i've had on for more than four days
Meal of the day ? so far half a curly wurly and a packet of love hearts
Feature on yourself ? maybe my eyes
Quality in a guy/girl ? sense of fun
Phrase ? thats wanking for coins
Song ? The Black Keys - Just A Little Heat
Musical Artist/Band ? led zep
Sport ? cricket
Movie ? JAWS
TV Show ? family guy
Radio Station ? radio 1
Type of Chocolate ? any
Eye Color ? blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? Two Black Labs and a cat
Smoke ? no
Drink ? mines a pint thanks
Have any piercings ? no
Have any tatoos ? still a blank canvas
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend Thats a little personal
Gone streaking ? yes
Gone skinny dipping ? yes
Been to Europe ? yes
Been to an island ? yes
Had stitches ? no
Broken any bones ? yes leg and a couple of fingers
Been stabbed/shot ? took a nasty paintball just behind my ear just yesterday
Slept until after 12:00 ? regularly
Stayed up all night ? yes
Danced like a whore ? probably
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? no comment
Turned down a dare ? never
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? no
Kiss someone of the same sex ? depends on the money involved
Cheat on someone you love ? never
Run away from home ? no need
Lie to your parents ? i'm afraid to say i have and i got found out
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? yes
Lie to your best friend ? yes
Give a homeless person money ? no
Bungee jump ? yes
Sky dive ? maybe
Cross dress ? ditto
Be an exotic dancer ? i'm hardly exotic
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? yes
Scuba dive ? yes
Go rock climbing ? yes
Go spulunking (caving) ? yes
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? thats wanking for coins
Bologna ? bop
Hott ? damn hot hotter than a snakes ass in a wagon ruckter
Orange ? wheres my bastard phone
Real world ? i'm in it
Fuck ? fuck fuckety fuck
Jack ? is wanking for coins
Cucumber ? no thanks
Hip-Hop ? rappers delight
Uniform ? only at school
UniCORN ! ? a horse with a horn i'll buy one
Rainbow ? stoped raining i see
Clown ? i am one
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My Interests

beer, Jack D, guitars, motor sport, downhill mountain biking, pubs, boozers, ale houses, music, film, books, cricket, rugby, fun.

I'd like to meet:

the man that puts the bubble in spirit levels

Music:

Primal Scream, The libertines, The charlatans, UNKLE, Love, The Bees, The Who, Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Kaiser Chiefs, The Music, Beck, RHCP, The Bravery, Mike Skinner, Led Zepplin, The Doors, DJ Shadow, Gomez, The Specials, The Jam, the clash, kings of leon, supergrass, the yardbirds, Robert Johnson, Freddie King, John Lee Hooker,george thorogood, Richard Ashcroft/The Verve, Howlin Wolf, Dirty Pretty Things, Paul Simon, Wolfmother, Blur, B.B King

Movies:

shaun of the dead, platoon, apocolypse now, full metal jacket, 28 days later, cannonball run, vanishing point, rules of attraction, guest house paradiso, monty phyton's life of brian and quest for the holy grail, the usual suspects, the pink panther movies, the matrix, the big lebowski,JAWS,sideways plus loads more.

Television:

Bottom, the simpsons, family guy, Top "Fucking" Gear,

Books:

Catch 22, 1984, the flashman series (what a cad he is),JAWS not a good as the film but still A good read, Fear and loathing in las vegas, tv go home,

Heroes:

wing commander thomas geighty, chumski