EllePhant!

I love my human quote machines!

'I'm going to get drunk with my friend instead, because she is better than you, and her hair is nicer!'

'He only loves her 'cause she has sex with him...'

'Waggledance!'

'I'm not a purple retard dancing!'

'Why haven't I got any signal?!'
'..erm..we're in a tunnel?..'

*cough*'MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE!'*cough*

'We really do act like men don't we?!: Get it out! Get it out love!, Corr blimey! he's a bit of alright!!!'

'I'm an indie, and I wear floral dresses from Primark '

'BOLLOCKS'

'He's got a nice body...Just cut off the head!'

'Can you look under the bed and see if theres any animals down there?'

'Tomorrow, I'm going to look great, feel great, and slap him!'

'Do you wanna go upstairs?!, Do ya?! Do ya?!'

'What would you do if a Tsunami came over right now?!'
*in a deep monotone voice* -
'...die.'

'..And when did you turn so emo?!' - (said to Ian Watkins of Lost Prophets)

'Get your rat out!'

'I'm good when it comes to being in bed!'

'When people ask if I love him, I answer half'

'what are you guys talking about?'
'You shoving things up my ass!'

*pushing noises*
'ARRRGHHHH!!'
'...Georgia? It says pull you idiot!'

'Who would come up with a name like Michael bloody Momo?!'

*sitting on the train*
-looooong silence-
'I feel like i'm riding a caterpillar!'

'My ass has gone numb, i'm going to move onto the other one..'
'...You have two asses?!'

'...Edwina Peck!'

'We got some gossip, 5 free drinks & Stacey got stoned. All in all, I think this was a good night!'

'So..what actually is it?'
'It's when your body decides it can't be assed to function anymore..'
'What, so it's like, Okay...so i'm going to liquidize some of your bodily functions, to show you that I am feeling neglected?!'

'Oh yeah, what we are drinking is weird...it's like..um, it's like being sick'

'Large Flapping Fat Lumps'

'Maybe we should just start injecting her food with steroids, until she grows a small penis..'

'Stace, that's next to the area of dread!'

'I can hear a distressed Elleeeeeeeeee!'

'Chip & Pin!'

'I can smell thong'

'Beefcurtains'

'What, so he looks at you whilst stroking his ferret?!'

'I thought it was 'I'm an indie sausage...'

'The only bad thing about him is that I reckon his cock smells...'

'Don't break my fingers! They are fingers of joy!'

'Sexual BASH!'

'Tonight is far too poo orinatated!'

'I'm not fucked! I'm just pissed!!!'

(3.05)^^

^^mmm sexual! (2:10)