New Goal: Guesthost "The Soup" in 2008 or write for "The Family Guy" OR be on Best Week Ever. I'd also like to be the oldest living VJ on MTV. None of that can be hard work, right? Someone hook me up!
I am the brains behind ImBringingBloggingBack . Picture "The Soup" or "Weekend Update" .. and add in a little ghetto and you'll begin to understand ImBringingBloggingBack .Over there you'll find me ranting about pop culture breaking news, bad reality television, and other things that rot your brain on a daily basis. I love to play "Is that Paris Hitlon Ass, Boob, or Stanky Putanky" and you will hopefully soon see that added to the Game Show Network lineup. I sweat Harriet Carter. I am dumbfounded by Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx. I laugh when I say "Olsen Sluts."
ImBringingBloggingBack is very tongue in cheek, although I technically don't know what that means. I pride myself on having the original TIVO (you turn it on the same way you start a lawnmower). While some people enjoy long walks on the beach, I enjoy short runs on the lake (deal with it). I've always wanted to be Guy Smiley from Sesame Street since I was 4 years old and am chasing that dream. I can apply lyrics to almost any song to some aspect of my life and think I am the only person who can do that. I'm wrong 50% of the time. I'm right 42% of the time. I'm not great with math. "F7" saves me time and time again.
I can't watch MTV Truelife: "I Have Turrets" or "I Have OCD" because I think I can catch both Turrets and OCD just by watching it. No joke. You can validate me with a laugh. I tap the outside of the airplane twice before I get on it because I think it will protect me. I know every word of the theme song of "Gimme a Break" and have sung it upon request. But, enough about me.
Stop by ImBringingBloggingBack and say hi or even yell at me.
By the way, "yes" there is no apostrophe in "Im." That's how I roll baby!
Current State of Mind:
~It's so much easier to stay down there guaranteeing you're cool, than to sit up here exposing myself trying to break through, than to burn in the spotlight, turn in the spitfire, scream without making a sound, be up here without looking down~
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