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MY NAME IS ILKA SOME KNOW ME BY ILKZ , EGGIE , EGGIELANI , GIRLIE , BB , MANIAC , HOOPZ OR BIGMAMA. I AM NOT A SOCIAL BUTTERFLY I AM A LONE DOVE I PREFER TO FLY SOLO. BEING BALD IS BEAUTIFUL IT IS MY CHOICE THIS IS WHAT SETS ME APART FROM THE REST. WHY BE A WALL FLOWER WHEN YOU CAN STEP OUT OF THE BOX AND DARE TO BE DIFFERENT. I AM NOT ASHAMED TO BE WHO I REALLY AM INSIDE AND OUT. I DANCE TO THE BEAT OF MY OWN DRUM I AM NOT A FOLLOWER BUT I AM A KEEPER. I DON'T GIVE A RAT'S ASS IF YOU LIKE ME OR NOT I NO OWE YOU MONEY. I KNOW WHO I AM WHAT I AM ABOUT AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS TO ME. I'M NOT A FAKE , PHONEY , WANNA BE BITCH I AM A BITCH. I'M AS REAL AS THE PEACH FUZZ ON YOUR HAIREY ASS. WHEN I'M PISSED I SNAP , CRACKLE POP AND BLOW QUEEN SIZE GASKETS. NOT INTO BRAGGERS , FAKE ASS WANNABEES AND WOMEN WHO THINK THEIR SHIT NO STINK WAKE UP CALL BITCHES TIME TO GET REAL. MY GRAMMA ALWAYS TOLD ME NOBODY CAN TELL YOU THEY BETTER THAN YOU. CAUSE WHEN THEY SHIT STINK SO THEY NOT SPECIAL , NOW IF THEY SHIT ROSES THEY SPECIALâ€¦. YOU CAN SAVE YOUR DRAMA FOR YOUR MAMA AND DON'T FORGET TO TAKE YOUR LLAMA CAUSE I AIN'T HEARIN IT. I AM A VERY OBSERVANT PERSON I LIKE TO ANALYZE WHERE YOUR BRAIN IS COMING FROM HOPEFULLY NOT OUT YOUR ASS. NOT INTO STUPID HUMAN TRICKS OR IGNORANT SMALL MINDED PEOPLE , DUMB ASS DRIVERS LOOKING ONE WAY WHEN BACKING UP AND I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE LIARS...!!! OH AND ONE LAST THING IF YOU SHOULD SEE ME AROUND AND NOT LIKE WHAT YOU SEE...."THEN SHUT YO BLOODY EYES" IF NOT HOLLA AT CHA GIRL AND LET THE GAMES BEGIN....! *ONE LAST THING FOR ALL YOU DUMB ASSES WHO DON'T KNOW....NOW YAH KNOW...USING A CELL PHONE AT A GAS STATION COULD CAUSE IT TO BLOW UP....!
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My Interests

COOKING ,BAKING, READING, COMPUTING, WATCHING TV, FORENSICS, ANTHROPOLOGY, EGYPTOLOGY, ARCHAEOLOGY, SINGING KARAOKE, CLEANING, PHOTOGRAPHY, PHOTO SHOPPING, GARAGE SALING, THRIFT STORE SHOPPING FOR BARGAINS AND LOVE THE CLEARANCE RACKS AT ROSS. I COLLECT...WIND CHIMES , KOKESHI DOLLS , GEISHA GIRLS AND GINGER JARS. BEST OF ALL WASHING CLOTHES DON'T OWN A DRYER MUCH TO EASY..LOVE TO HANG IT'S GOOD THERAPY. THE TV IS MY OTHER BESTEST FRIEND LOVE THE DVR IT'S THE GREATEST INVENTION SINCE SLICED BREAD.

I'd like to meet:

OLD FRIENDS AND MAKE SOME NEW ONES...BRING IT ON! SO IF YOU THINK YOU GOT GAME PROVE IT....I'M ALWAYS UP FOR A CHALLENGE... I AM A HOMELY KIND OF GAL AND LIVE LIFE UNDERCOVER...I'M ALSO AN INTENSE "BITCH" I DON'T BEAT AROUND BUSHES I CUT DOWN THE TREE. IT'S MY WAY OR NO WAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN HIT THE JUMP JACK. BEAT IT YOU BETTER HOPE MY DOOR NO HIT YOU IN THE ASS ON YOUR WAY OUT. IF YOU GOT THE BALLS AMD WANNA MEET SOMEONE AS REAL AND DOWN TO EARTH AS ME THEN HOLLA. WE CAN CHILL IF NOT THEN YOU SHOULDN'T BE LOOKING AT â€œMYâ€ SPACE SHOULD YOU ????? "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."BY : HEBREW TALMUD

Music:

LATELY I'VE BEEN INTO COUNTRY OR HAS COUNTRY BEEN INTO ME...? I LOVE REGGAE , HIP HOP , DOP WOP SODA POP OLDIES , FREE LOVE MOVEMENT OF THE 60'S , SMOOTH GROOVES OF THE 70'S CAN LIVE WITHOUT THE 80'S I WAS NO RICK JAMES BITCH. EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST A MEMORY....!

Movies:

GOTTA BE ABOUT THE ACTION BABY GIMME JET LI , JACKIE CHAN AND SOME DMX. COMEDIES GOTTS TO BE FUNNIE IF NOT I LOOSE INTREST FAST. LOVE SUSPENSEFUL AND SCAREY KINE MOVIES BUT IT HAS TO BE REAL NOT INTO FAKE LOW BUDGET BULLSH*T. NO DRAMAS OR LOVE STORIES THAT SH*T IS FOR DREAMERS AND ONLY HAPPENS IN FAIREY TALES OR DISNEY NOT INTO EITHERâ€¦..I DONâ€™T WISH UPON STARS..!

Television:

I LOVE....FOOD NETWORK , A&E , HISTORY CHANNEL , COURT TV , BIOGRAPHY , TLC , ANIMAL PLANET. MY FAVORITE TV SHOWS ARE TRADING SPOUSES , WIFE SWAP AND DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES. LOVE THE OZ SERIES ON HBO SOME HOT BODS HEHHE. ANYTHING REALITY LIKE FEAR FACTOR ,SURVIVOR ,AMAZING RACE.

Books:

I LOVE TO READ COOKBOOKS (LOCAL) KINE AND ABOUT FORENSIC SCIENCE. I LOVE TO READ BOOKS BY DR. HENRY T. LEE M.D DR. MICHAEL BADEN M.D. BUT I THINK THE GREATEST STORIE EVER TOLD WAS THE BIBLE.

Heroes:

I LOVE ALL MY FAMILY CLOSE AND EXTENDED , FRIENDS NEW AND OLD THEY ARE THE HEROES IN MY LIFE...BUT MY HUSBAND IS MY GREATEST HERO WITHOUT HIM I AM NOTHING. THE ONES WHO HAVE CROSSED OVER WILL FOREVER BE HEROES IN MY HEART"

My Blog

I’M GOING DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS

OKAY SO YESTERDAY WRONG PLACE WRONG TIME HAPPENED TO ME. Y ME Y ME I KEEP SAYING OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN MY HEAD I FEEL LIKE MY HEAD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE. THE EMBARRASSMENT WAS OFF THE CHART...
Posted by M.I.A on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:48:00 PST

I’M GOING DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS

HOME IMPROVEMENT

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT WHAT STARTED OFF AS A SIMPLE SCREEN DOOR WOULD LEAD TO SOMETHING MORE&.MUCH MORE. THE DOOR LEAD TO THE AWNING WHICH LEAD TO THE ENCLOSING OF THE GARAGE WHICH LEAD TO THE REBUIL...
Posted by M.I.A on Wed, 21 May 2008 07:07:00 PST

LAVA FLOW IN MY OVEN

I FELT ENERGIZED AND A BIT HYPER MAYBE BECAUSE THE CAFFEINE IN THAT CARAMEL FRAPP I HAD BEFORE WE GOT HOME. SO I DECIDE I FEEL LIKE BAKING ALITTLE SOMETHING TO GO WITH SUPPER....DECIDED ON STREUSEL CO...
Posted by M.I.A on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 02:00:00 PST

TAG UR IT

THE RULES ARE: ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED, YOU WRITE A BLOG WITH TEN, WEIRD, RANDOM THINGS, FACTS, OR HABITS ABOUT YOURSELF. AT THE END YOU CHOOSE TEN PEOPLE TO BE TAGGED, LIST THEIR NAMES AND WHY YOU ...
Posted by M.I.A on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:57:00 PST

LATE NIGHT RAMBLE

IT'S 11:15PM THE HOUSE IS QUIET NOTHING IS STIRRING EXCEPT KIKI , AND ME OF COURSE BLOWING IT UP...EVERYONE WENT BEDDIE BIE BEFORE 8:30. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT PICTURE..? MY DAUGHTER IS USUALLY...
Posted by M.I.A on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 02:40:00 PST

MY EVERYTHING....

THE DAY WAS FAST APPROACHING AND I CHOSE TO FORGET. BUT I WAS REMINDED WITH A BOUQUET OF ROSES AND 3 BALLOONS. EACH ONE DEPICTING WHAT IT STOOD FOR HAPPY BIRTHDAY , HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AND H...
Posted by M.I.A on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:21:00 PST

THE HAIR THANG....

SOME ASK...SOME DON'T SOME MOVE AWAY ACTING AS THOUGHT I HAVE THE PLAGUE. THEN COMES THE LOOKS SHOCK...DISGUST...CURIOUSITY...OOH LAH LAH. THE ONES THAT CATCH MY EYE ARE T...
Posted by M.I.A on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:34:00 PST

TIME FOR PAIN....

THE ROOM IS CLEAN AND SANITARY NOT TO MENTION COOL AND COMFORTABLE....THERE ARE CURIOUS PEOPLE HANGING AROUND TALKING QUIETLY....READING AND LOOKING AT THINGS ON THE WALL....THEN IT'S SUDDENLY MY TURN...
Posted by M.I.A on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:16:00 PST

ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES TO GO....

WELL THIS REALLY ISN'T ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES TO GO...THEN AGAIN MAYBE IT IS. MY ESCAPE MY FEW MOMENTS OF FREEDOM. WIND IN MY HAIR...COUNTRY MUSIC BUMPING FROM THE BACK...STINCH FO...
Posted by M.I.A on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:12:00 PST