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Sex Definitions
Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex with a lion = Roargasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorrogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex when you get an award = Honorgasms
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world = Great Outdoorgasms
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can = Odorgasms
Sex on the way to a train = All aboardgasms
Sex that isn't very satisfying = There's the doorgasms
Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms
Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms
Sex with a medieval poet = Troubadorgasms
Sex in an adult theatre = Hardcoregasms
Sex with someone who's not paying attention = Ignorgasms
Sex with a competative partner = Scoregasms
Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms
Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms
Sex while flying = Soargasms
Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms
Sex with a meateater = Carnivoregasms
Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms
Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms
Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms
Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms
Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms
Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms
Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms
Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms
Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms
Sex without a climax = Nogasms
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RANDOM THINGS YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW...
Name? Nicknames?: Bryan, "B"
Birth date?: 8-25-85
Do you have any siblings? Do you get along with them?: 1 sis, yea
What are you wearing right now?: jeans, and a blue button up t-shirt
Who do you live with?: my rents
Do you have any pets?: yea, 2 jack russell terriers
What's your favorite food?: Lasanga
Hey slacker, what's your G.P.A.?: 37
What's your major?: bein "B"
Is your room messy or clean right now?: messy
What's your favorite alcoholic drink?: don't drink no more
What's your favorite non-alcoholic drink?: Mt. Dew
How do you feel about cigarette smoking?: no problem, I smoke em all the time
If you don't recognize the number on your caller ID, do you answer?: yea
How many speeding tickets have you recieved?: plenty of warnings and 1 recently
What's your favorite clothing store?: Bob's - word to workwear
Do you sleep with a stuffed toy? What is it?: no
When was the last time you were on a diet?: ahora
Once you're finished with school, what will your profession be?: done with school - automotive technician
What is a long term goal of yours? short term?: be sucessful in all endeavours, make my honda go 140 mph
What is your favorite type of fast food?: wendy's
Have you ever truly been in love?: yea
Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: not the most recent 1
What kind of car do you drive?: 1989 Honda Civic Hatchback - THE DX!
Where did you go on your funnest vacation?: hmmm...prob Ilion, NY
What's your favorite holiday?: Ne I get off of work
What is your favorite sport to watch? to play?: Drag Racing, same
Where did/will you go for your 21st birthday?: where ever my friends bring me
Do you usually get ready for class or just wear sweats?: don't have class nemore
Would you rather go to a club to dance or a sit-down bar?: dance
How many car accidents have you been in? How many were your fault?: 1, it was totally his fault, but i got blamed for it
Have you ever tried chewing tobacco?: no
Who was the last person you spoke on the telephone with?: either kristen or gerry
Do you chew on the straw?: o yea
What are you listening to right now?: t.v. - backround noise
What star/celebrity do most people say you resemble?: i dunno
When was the last time you recieved mail other than junk mail and bills?: a while ago i think
What brand of tennis shoes do you prefer?: adidas
What did you dress up as last Halloween?: el diablo - st8 up pimpin
What brand of shampoo and conditioner do you use?: REDKEN
Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?: i dunno
What do you have on your bedroom walls?: stuff
What was the last movie you saw in the theater? Was it good?: Ice Age 2: The Meltdown, the first one was better
About how many friends from high school do you still talk to?: quite a few
What are you biggest peeves?: drama and car rattles
Are your parents still together?: yup
What is your favorite color?: black, red, and chrome
What sports did you play in high school?: didn't
Are you a lover or a fighter?: both
Do you read the Bible?: no
Do you like to go camping?: yea buddy
I know you don't like books, so what is your favorite magazine?: fuck that i love reading jeffery deaver books, mag - hot rod and lowrider
Do you keep a journal?: no
What's your favorite animal?: monkey
When is the last time you puked?: i dunno
Have you ever broken any bones?: fractured my thumb/wrist
Can you drive a stick-shift car?: hell yea
Who is your favorite actor/actress?: not sure
Do you wear a lot of jewelry?: just my watch and thumb ring
What kind of underwear are you wearing right now?: boxers
What cologne/perfume do you wear?: something by armani
Wal-Mart or Target?: both
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend or major crush? Who is it!?: single, and i don't crush
What size bed do you have in your room?: twin, i need a bigger bed
What food can you absolutely not stand to eat?: celery
Are you more like your mom or your dad?: not sure
Do you floss your teeth?: yea
Who is your BFF (best friend forever)?: that's gay
How long was your longest relationship?: 3.5 yrs
Why did it end?: reasons
Do you snore (don't lie!)? Steal the covers? Roll around in your sleep?: don't think i snore, i def steal covers, and roll around sometimes
Are you outgoing, or do you keep to yourself most of the time?: outgoing
Do you smile with your teeth when getting your picture taken?: most of the time
What is your main ring tone on your phone?: some drum stuff
When is the last time you worked out?: this mornin
Who is your favorite professional athlete?: dunno
When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up?: a pyrotechnican
Do you know how to sew?: a lil
About how many pairs of jeans do you own?: alot
Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?: depends
Have you ever been to the stripclub?: nope, i kno, i should go
What was the last shot you took? When was this?: not a clue, that was a long ass time ago
What are your bad habits?: correcting people
Have you ever been fired from a job?: nope, i quit!
What was the last live sporting event you attended?: prob a football game
Do you consider yourself to be religious?: a lil
Have you ever ridden in an ambulence?: no, but i got put in one strapped to a strecher, don't ask
Did you ever wear braces?: no
Are you artistic/creative?: when it comes to cars
What kind of mood are you in right now?: chillin
What time is it?: 7:13 in tha pm
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