"I do declair that this is the most delicious refreshment in all the Landland."
-Water: anything you can do in it. OH I take showers blindfolded with the lights turned off. I like swimming, and playing with my boats. Drinking water. Ooh yeah! BeeBop Cola Good! I'm also more of a Pepsi guy. And summers on Lake Lansing..ooh yeah!
-Land: Running, beating kids up who piss me off when in a rage. Testing my pain threshold. Climbing rocks, trees, and buildings. Working at Mack Donalds, writing, reading, dreaming. Mnn and I do have the most wonderful dreams.
-Air: Shooting things happens in the air right? Driving is an air thing right? Flutag with shopping carts most decidedly happens in the air. Making videos happens partiallyyyy in the air, I know. Listening to music and thinking. Brooding deeply on lame things in my life.
-Fire: Burning things and myself is always fun. Wraping urself in aluminum foil gets you warmer. Oh and girls get me hot. Running is still good, even when it burns. I act crazy too, and unpredicitable angry. But I will not turn you black and white. I hope Not to!
I've got a penchant for meeting crazy persons, and more than one has my phone number. It's kind of an exciting thing.
I'd like to meet some one that makes me feel like I don't have to change to be their friend. People that accept me for who I am, are the best. Someone filled with stories of things I've never done. Takusan omoshiro hito.
I wouldn't mind talking to the original King Arthur. Set him strait, have him tell me whats up. Me and KA origana would have a "berry guuud cobasation".
Haim Saban.
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I like alot of music. Seriously, the list is long.
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Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, LOTR, Record of The Lodoss War, A.I., 28 Days later, Vampire Clan (IT was funny to the max), Queen Of The Damned, Nosferatu(silent version), Kimera, Camelot, Ivanhoe, Mortal Kombat, Batman Returns, Batman, Any movie I'm In, King Arthur, MArch Of the Wooden soldiers, War of the worlds, The day the earth stood still, Tarzan movies, MAtrix Series, Boondock Saints, Spawn, Pie as in th circumference divided by diameter kind, Lame science movies, Monty Python (Every one of them) , Rescueers down under, X-Men + X2, WWII movies, Holocaust footage, splatter films, French Noir, Porn sXc and hXc, and Machinema. Blah Blah, I'll never watch Donnie Darko again, it changed my life and I'm afraid it'll change back if i view the film another time. Godzilla movies rock. Master Of the Flying Guillotine, Revenge of the Ninja, + jackie chan movies. I like epic movies too, last of the mohicans was purdy. I'm no hardcore filmographer but i Do like them movies. Random info the movie Robocop is set in Detroit but was filmed in Houston, TX. WIERD! , Ninja Scroll, Excalibur, Spider-man, Red vs Blue, Hope Springs Eternal, that one porno that is always on, 3 Ninjas Kick Back, Dark crystal, Muppets take manhattan, Great muppet caper, muppet movie, Little Rascals (Old school dumb fucking sluts), What's eating Gilbert gwape?, Fistfull of dollars, Dirt HArry, Tom Thumb, Snow White- only the remakes, BAd dracula remakes, The day the earth stood still, Star Trek 1-3, Star wars 4-7 (EAT ME), My mother's castle, Congo, Total recall, Termionator trillog, Aliens, Pirates of the carribean, hidalgo, Cptn America, A river runs through it, Bean, fire rock, dragonheart, Shogun, Seven Samurai, Day of the dead, The one, The Jane Austen Project, Arthur Tribute, HArry met sally, Forrest Gump, Saving Silverman, Fools rush in, The one, The game, Deep impact, Armeggedon, Grapes of Wrath,Pony Express, Midnight Express, The real hitler, The disciple, Apt pupil, Space balls, Roots, Things you can tell just by looking at her, Se7en, Unbreakable, Bourne Identity, Paycheck, Croutching tiger hidden dragon, Adams Family values, BAck to the future, Who framed Roger rabbit?, Art of War, Blade 1&2, Wild Dogs, Metropolis (Silent version), Phantom of the opera (Silent version), Enemy at the gates, Shove off, Diamonds are forever, Highlight reels are kinda cool, USA movies, Jean-Claude Van Damme movies, Bloodsport, BRAZIL!!! (Not the musical you stupid whores, the british noir film, with Ian holm and one of the dude's from Monty Python- he plays Galahad in holy grail and in a Fish Called Wanda he stutters), Care bares, Tranformers, GI Joe, Teenage mutant ninja turtles 1-4 (haha), Being There, Adaptation, Truman Show, Firsthundred days, 1776, Face Off,Quenton Tarrintino Movies, Karate Kid, Next KArate Kid, Paycheck was sweet, American Beauty, A man from snower river, A place in time, The Navigator, Doctor strange love, Pink Panther with peter sellers, Song of the south LONG LIVE THE TAR BABY!, gone with the wind, wizard of azz, Mystic River, Midnight express, Peter Pan, Tucker, Caddy Shack, Pinnochio, random films on IFC, Usual suspects, Chrinicles of Vin Deisel, Last Man standing, Die hard trilogy, Predator, Predator 2- who know Danny Glover could kick so much ass?, Shawshank Redemption, Waking Ned divine, Cool runnings, Land Before Time, Land before time 2, return of jafar, aladdin, Aladdin and the 40 theaves, Princess Mononoke, Spider-Man2, Rankin Bass cartoons and claymation FROG AND TOAD!! King Arthur, wow Gwenevere wasn't a slut. That made me happy. The Punisher with Tom Jane, not Dolphin boy. Sealab Season 1 DVD, Man on Fire, Hamlet (with not Mel Gibson) Passion of the Christ- although it needed more blood and guts. MORE MORE! I was hoping Jesus would've used his laser beam eyes on one of the jews. THen I would've bought the DVD in stead of pirating it. Gone Fishin', Grumpy Old Men, Grumpier Old Men- that farting dog makes me laugh and I always think of Mr. Wilson's italian tapes when I think of learning a new language. Jourmey of Honor, 8Man, I Robot, Titanic, Romeo And Juliet- the music rules more than creamcheese. If they made a movie about cream cheese I'd like it too. That one woody allen movie about the Oedipus complex, Of Mice and Men, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Jason and Tha Argonauts, Poiseidon Adventure, The odyssy.., Clash of the Titans, House of a thousand corpses, Darkness Falls, Requim for a dream, what dreams may come, How to Dance: Jazz Dancing, Beastie Boys Video anthology,Advent Children, Robin Hood Prince of theives, Men in tights, Nathan watts the DVD, Footage of the Orange Rabbit, Ketchup vampires1 and 2, Strangeheart, Batman vs Predator, HISTORY OF MACK DONALDS! Waking Life totallly ruled my sleep, Batman: Begins was fine, Naked Guns are fun, Storm Riders, Ichi the Killer,The Evangenlion movies, Sealab Seasons 2&3, Bezerk, Rah-Xephon,House of Flying Daggers, Megh! Run Lola Run, All three extended edition lord of the rings, Mnnn Mothman Mothman, A Scanner Darkly, Thumbsucker, Squid and the Whale, Man on the Moon, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Ivanhoe
On rare ocassions when there is many an animal/history show, or w/e TV I watch when I'm with company. Pee-Wee's Playhouse, FLCL, Sex and the City (thnx Lori)
Land that Time forgot- Edgar Rice Buroughs The Hobbit- J.R.R. Tolkien King Arthur- Frank Thompson Breakfast of Champions- Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Rashomon- Ryunosuke Akutagawa Mists of Avalon- That girly lady Interview with the vampire- Anne Rice I am Legend- Forgot who Beowulf Dracula- Brahm Stoker White Wolf Novel Fiction Kung Fu Comic books, White Wolf graphic novels, Gamepro Magazine, Boox that I write
Abraham Lincoln, Bob Bondy, Franz Ferdinand, Ghandi-"Oh God!" , Kasortar, Katie, King Arthur, Naomi Jean , and That One Guy.