Member Since: 7/17/2005
Band Members: (Brian) - Lead Complainer, sound engineer, professional complainer, accountant (Parker) - bass/bongos/high backup vocals/bagel and matzah baker (Daniel) - He does stuff
Influences: God, Moses of course, Ten Comandments, and don't forget all those crazy Macabees, oh and magic oil!
Sounds Like: Melodic tones of the rabbi chanting a beautiful sermon straight from the torah, right when he hits that high note but is a little off key so everyone kind of shrinks into their seats a little and clenches their teeth in agony, but not too much agony because it really isn't that bad, just a little bit of agony because its off key and somewhat annoying, then he finishes, rolls up the holy scroll, put the cover around it and walks up and down the isle so people can kiss the corner of the book version of the torah and touch that blessed book to the holy scroll, the holiest of all scrolls written in nothing but perfect hebrew, to sanctify what being jewish truly is, then he puts it away says a prayer and the congregation all follows with that bellowing amen, then when everyone takes their seats in harmony and the soft but yet powerful fawoosh sound occurs as everyone's pants or dress gently slides along the seat until it finds rest, and the congregation all simultaneously takes a swift sigh to relieve the stress of being on their feet because they all had long days at work and are very tired and worn down from their accounting jobs or deli owners, but the clarity of putting in a little respect to that one religion they all observe lets them relax a little, and knowing that most of everyone else sitting around them are friends and brothers, everything will be ok, and that makes life just a little bit easier. We sound something like that.
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