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Bri

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About Me

I zombies.
And by that I mean I obsessively plan for their eventual take over and have nightmares about it regularly.

People frighten and confuse me.

Eating is my favorite.
I'm a vegetarian. BFD, I know.

I've never done drugs
"Caffeine is a drug. Nictotine is a drug." -- "Those drugs are legal."

I think my eyebrows are my best feature.

I plan on making a movie about baby grandmas someday.

My dad is going to be super famous. Buy his comics now before they go out of print.
Galactic Bounty Hunters

I'm a slave to Sanri ♥ .

Sometimes I long to be landlocked and to work in a bakery.

My Interests

I'm too lazy to go to midnight movies and small concerts, but I do like them. I like trying to get free screening passes, and then not showing up. I like video games with sanity meters. I like making lame avatars/websites and also enjoy others' lame avatars/websites. Codependency. Water with lemon. Monster Energy. Disneyland. Halloween. Cookies. Cellphone themes. Excel. Pink eye. And finally... I'm interested in kidney stones - namely, my own.

I'd like to meet:

People who think zombies could invade someday. People who talk in secret twin languages. People who get excited when they see anyone famous -- even if it's only someone like John Stamos or "that one boyfriend kid from The Torklesons" -- or anyone from The Torkelsons for that matter. People who don't feel the need to add videos to their profile. Also, Alan Alda, Judge Reinhold, Julian Sands, a Torkelson, and so many more.

People from these places are interested in me!

Music:

♥ :
• Beck
• Andrew Bird
• Bjork
• Decemberists
• Devo
• Fiona Apple
• Iron + Wine
• M.I.A.
• Morrissey
• Oingo Boingo
• Rilo Kiley
• White Stripes

The big list: Ambulance LTD., Apples in Stereo, Belle & Sebastian, Ben Kweller, Brendan Benson, Beulah, Cake Like, Nick Cave, Richard Cheese, Cibo Matto, Elastica, The Flaming Lips, Fluid Ounces, Handsome Boy Modeling School, The Kinks, Le Tigre, Lil' Kim, Lovage, Mr. Bungle, Modest Mouse, Morning Musume, Neutral Milk Hotel, Louis Prima, Self, Sondre Lerche, Spacehog, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Strokes, Talking Heads, Veruca Salt, Z and so much more.

Movies:

Directors:
• Sam Raimi
• Wes Anderson
• Noah Baumbach
• Robert Rodriguez
• George Romero
• Peter Jackson
• Jeunet/Caro
• Sofia Coppola
• David Lynch
• Terry Gilliam

Others:
Crispin Glover, Paul Rudd, Jon Favreau, Trey Parker/Matt Stone, Ray Harryhausen.

Genres:
Horror, zombies, the apocalypse, wacky comedy, stop motion, foreign, musical.

Movies:
Battle Royale, Uzumaki, Real Genius, Showgirls, Waxwork, Legend, Leprechaun 2, Zoolander, Summer School, Skinner, Intruder, Pootie Tang, Jack the Giant Killer.

Television:

Twin Peaks, Buffy, MST3K, Strangers With Candy, The State, Reno 911, The Office, Spaced, Kids in the Hall, The Ben Stiller Show, Xena, Eerie Indiana, Conan, Da Ali G Show, Dinner for Five, Lost, The Cosby Show, The Torklesons, Maury, Home Movies, Stella.
Video Games
Resident Evil series, Silent Hill Series, Mario series, Mariokart series, Eternal Darkness, Siren (even though I suck and have yet to beat it), Zombies Ate My Neighbors

Books:

Tim Powers (The Stress of her Regard, Expiration Date), Michael J. Nelson, Roald Dahl. Carter Beats the Devil, Weaveworld, The Talisman, Shadowlands.

Heroes:

Michael J Nelson. Hello Kitty.

My Blog

28 Reasons to Go to Disneyland

28 Reasons to Go to Disneyland This Sunday, August 20, 2006 I am turning 28. Better than that I am going. to. Disneyland. Join me, won't you?  1. It's not a blockout day for So. Cal passholders.&...
Posted by Bri on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST

Livejournal is better.

Word.
Posted by Bri on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:33:00 PST