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[calm like a bomb] cut my fuse

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About Me

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yes, I'm glad i found you
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comfortably indifferent
you know you don't give a shit, jenn
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Create a PollHey hey hey. My name is Jennifer. I'm 20 & in college. I'm definitely not looking for any sort of "steady" right now. I'm a psych major out at ULM! I'm going into child rehabilitation. I have a very close family who like to call each other dirty, back-stabbing names. I love my job - I work at a tanning salon! And my day consists of pretty much all that until the weekend. Between Friday night & Sunday morning, I'm either out with friends, working or celebrating some kind of family event. Otherwise, I'm trying to sleep or doing homework!

!!!GEAUX TIGERS!!!
100 "Have You Evers" Survey
Take a Deep Breath... Lets get ready to have some FUN!
1. Made out for more than 3 minutes? oh yeah. had popcorn thrown at me too.
2. Slept in a different bed? Yes? Lol
3. Made out in a movie theatre? LOL Yes. more than 3 minutes.
4. made out with 2 different people in one night? Ha. they'll never meet each other.
5. Thought your cousin was hot? Um. My dad's second cousin's second husband's first child with another woman. Yes. no blood relation.
6. Been in love? Thought I was once..
7. Slept past noon? Many 'a day.
8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex? -snicker- omg. perv. So?
9. Gone over the speed limit? Many times. This is too easy.
10. Painted your room? Ya. I have
11. Drove a car? Yes. for years now.
12. Danced in front of your mirror? I'm too old for that, but I still do it.
13. Gotten a hickey? Yes.
14. Been dumped? yes.
15. Stole money from a friend? can't say i have.
16. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Yeah.
17. Been in a fist fight? not really no
18. Snuck out of your house? yyyyes. heh.
19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes. how hasn't?
20. Been arrested? Nope. Not in the criminal way.
21. Made out with a stranger? umm. Probably.
22. Left your house with out telling your parents? yes. -goes under sneaking out.
23. Had a crush on your neighbor? Lol no.
24. Ditched school to do something more fun? Yep.
25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same or opposite sex? Many many times.
26. Seen someone die? no.
27. Been on a plane? no
28. Kissed a picture? yes
29. Slept in the opposite sex's bed? yes
30. Love someone or miss someone right now? eh. he'll never know.
31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes.
32. Made a snow angel? no. -sad face-
33. Played dress up? yes. all the time
34. Cheated while playing a game? lol oh yes
35. Been lonely? yes
36. Fallen asleep at work/school yes
37. Been to a club? yes
38. Felt an earthquake? no
39. Touched a snake? yes
40. Ran a red light? yes
41. Been suspended from school? yes a few times
42. Had detention.. oh yea
43. Been in a car? driven one..??
44. Hated the way you look? yes
45. Witnessed a crime? yes
46. Been lost? yes
47. Been to the opposite side of the country? no
48. Felt like dying from embarrassment? yes
49. Cried yourself to sleep? yes. :(
50. Sang karaoke? lol yes drunk and sober.
51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do? yes. -.-;
52. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? yes lol
53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes.
54. Kissed in the rain? no.. not yet.
55. Sung in the shower? yes.
56. Had a dream that you married someone? um.. probably
57. Played getting married? yeah lol i was very little.
58. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no..
59. Ever gone to school partially nude? um. without a bra??
60. Been a blind date? no..thank god.
61. Sat on a roof top? yes.
62. Didn't take a shower for a week? NO
63. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone? yes
64. Played chicken? yes, but lost.
65. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yes. Lol
66. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? eeh. yes
67. Broken a bone? no.
68. Been easily amused? oh yeah. it's the best.
69. Laugh so hard you cry? oh yeah.
70. Cheated on a test? Lol too many times.
71. Forgotten someone's name? a lot.
72. Blacked out from drinking? once.
73. Played a prank on someone? a few times
74. Gone to a late night movie? yes
75. Made love to anything not human? um. that's disturbing. and that answer is no.
76. Failed a class? yes.. only one. freshman english with that bitch Mrs Asshole.
77. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? um. lmao
78. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? no.
79. Cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend? Nope.
80. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? yes. tradition
81. Thrown strange objects? yes.
82. Felt like someone else? yes
83. Thought about running away? oh yes
84. Ran away? no.
85. Had detention and not attend it? maybe once. heh. they didn't like that, im sure
86. Made parents cry? Yeah.. it made me want to die too
87. Cried over someone? yeah. makdes me want to kill him now.
88. Owned more than 5 sharpies? Oh yeah. they're awesome and very useful around this household.
89. Dated someone more than once? Lol yeah. he hates me now.
90. Have a dog? No.
91. Own an instrument? yes. don't play though.
92. Been in a band? Lol no
93. Drank 25 sodas in a day? ok 7 more. NO
94. Broken a cd? yes. on purpose though.
95. Shot a gun? Yes.
96. Been on myspace for more than 5 hours? periodically having to re-boot or re-sign in? Yes.
97. Fell asleep at the computer? yeah.
98. Have a major crush on someone right now? not really no
99. Have a religion? Christian. I don't believe in organized religion.
100. Thought about what people would say at your funeral? Yeah actually. They'll probably discuss how good the cogniac is..... (spelling?)
:-D..
You are Catwoman
Catwoman 60%
Spider-Man 55%
Hulk 50%
Iron Man 50%
Robin 42%
Superman 40%
Green Lantern 40%
The Flash 35%
Batman 30%
Supergirl 30%
Wonder Woman 15% You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.



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My Interests

when I'm not in class or working: shopping, going out in general-usually with DEVIN!!, drinking socially, attending dirt races, going swinging at the park, dancing, killing time at the campus rec and umm.. I'll sleep when I die cause I'ma (sic) bitch. Oh yeah, GIMP outfits cause Randy told me I could rock one lol

I'd like to meet:

Myself in a different universe and whoever this dude is.. :)

Music:

My ear for music is just about ANYTHING. - BUT GOSPEL. Bow Wow, Luda, T pain, Shaggy 2 Dope, Rage Against the Machine, RHCP, but i also like Madonna, Nelly Furtado, Fergie, Fiona Apple, Enya, Tiesto, Paul Oakenfold, and Patsy Cline. Go figure.

Movies:

Super Troopers, Memoirs of a Geisha, Die Hard 2, Interview With a Vampire, Silence of the Lambs, PS I love you, Live Free Die Hard!!! and the list is endless, but I've seen too many movies.

Television:

CNN!!! Nancy Grace is ma girl on Headline News. I like movies too, but I get bored too easily just sitting in one place for hours.

Books:

Memoirs of a Geisha (i read the book a year before the movie was even taped-ha!), PS: I Love You, anything by Anne Rice or Bram Stroker's Dracula books(multiple authors added onto the story), and the Harry Potter books. I've read more, but these are the ones that stuck with me so far.

Heroes:

Mom and Dad. No matter how many friends I go through, they'll always be there for me. My only true homies.

My Blog

Passion in Paradise

My eldest cousin, Bridget, commonly known as my older sister, is finally tying the knot.  I'm the Maid of Honor.  Yea.  Shocked the shit of me too.
Posted by [calm like a bomb] cut my fuse on Wed, 21 May 2008 08:24:00 PST

yep.. getting closer.

so about this guy that i've been hinting about.... i've been giving off the wrong vibes to throw off anyone who actually reads these damn things.. "i care 4 u" ... "be anymore obvious.."  i do li...
Posted by [calm like a bomb] cut my fuse on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:35:00 PST

can i be any less obvious?

AALIYAHI Care 4 You Mmm yeah..Mmm yeah..Oh yeah oh..Hey my babyWhy you lookin' so down?Seems like you need a lovin'Baby you need a girl like me(Don't frown)Hey my babyTell me why you cryHere take my ...
Posted by [calm like a bomb] cut my fuse on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:23:00 PST

i’m a pain in the ass

That's all. I won't rant on about much more than that so that's all.  I'm just a pain in the ass.  No matter how much love I feel for one person, I still manage to be annoying.  .....
Posted by [calm like a bomb] cut my fuse on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 09:45:00 PST

Minor set-back

Well fuck.  It's the Saturday before my before classes start on Monday...and my tuition didn't go thru.  -  fuck.
Posted by [calm like a bomb] cut my fuse on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST

Happy 2008 !

The new year is upon us..! First off - for any of my readers out there, I hope your new year got kicked off in fun, safety & happiness. This year for me was pretty awesome. I'm almost 20, attendin...
Posted by [calm like a bomb] cut my fuse on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 09:35:00 PST

I’m a 90’s kid

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. I was born i...
Posted by [calm like a bomb] cut my fuse on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:50:00 PST

Getting Your Attention

I'm getting your attention. I'm no longer pasty, I'm wearing clothes that fit me in 7th grade, I'm cuter, I'm more polite, I'm more tactical, I'm sassy when I want to be, I'm classy when I want to be,...
Posted by [calm like a bomb] cut my fuse on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:06:00 PST

Whats that say?!

That's fucked up. Lol Posts: 28  Comments: 18 VIEWS: 1442  Kudos: 9 you people are sad..1, 442 views.  18 comments,  that cut me deep Lol thanks my caring friends. i wish i could...
Posted by [calm like a bomb] cut my fuse on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 07:15:00 PST

A cigarette over a bowl of cereal

Ya, so Britney and I got to talking and came up with this REALLY cool idea.  Road trip! ....to Colorado?!  We thought it all out.  We were going to go see & hang out with "hm-hm-hm"...
Posted by [calm like a bomb] cut my fuse on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 07:07:00 PST