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Brandon

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About Me

I am Brandon, hear me roar. I am a student at UCF, it's my second year, and I'm a Radio-Television major. I hate fake people, but love Ofrah Swingtit Bob Nipple. Sooner or later I'm going to do something with my life, but until then, I will continue to be the naughtiest bachelor around. If you're a cool cat, you can say herro to me on AIM- BigBrusselSprout
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brandon
Birthday: November
Birthplace: Ewood
Current Location: Ewood
Eye Color: shit
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: not black
The Shoes You Wore Today: work boots
Your Weakness: squiggly shoelaces
Your Fears: hang nails
Your Perfect Pizza: eaten
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learn badass banjo songs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I love shania Twain
Thoughts First Waking Up: Holy Canoly
Your Best Physical Feature: you answer that
Your Bedtime: 10-11
Your Most Missed Memory: shibby
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: NO, and if you do I hate you
Do you Swear: not really
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: only with Shania
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Perhaps
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: Yes banjo all the way
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Perhaps
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: negative
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Perhaps
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Perhaps
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: In a Hay Bailer
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an Anchorman?
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: under 7'4
Weight: petite?
Best Clothing Style: Same as me
Number of Drugs I have taken: drugs are bad, mmmkay?
Number of CDs I own: About a baker's dozen
Number of Piercings: ravioli
Number of Tattoos: Cabbage with hot sauce
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not much
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My Interests

the usual. banjo, women, sports, air-fiddle, drankin, horseshoes, reptiles, linedancing, getting kicked out of clubs, school, working out, being outdoors, playin sports (soccer football basketball tennis dodgeball ping pong bull riding)
First Name: Brandon
Middle Name: Levi
Birthday: I have had many
Eyes: shit
Hair: bwown
Fav color: brue or green
Day/Night: night
Fave Food: free food...and cheesecake
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? No
Do you like anyone? heh heh
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? Tyler Beasles
Who's the loudest? Chelsea
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Wataaa Casey
Who's the shyest: Michael Parker
Are you close to any family members? of course
When you cried the most: deaths
What's the best feeling in the world: being with my friends and famiry
Worst Feeling: waking up not knowing what happened the night before
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: drunk man
Let's run through: the porch screen
Let's look at the: swing tit
What a nice: woman
Where did all the: Klansmen go?
Why can't you: karate chop?
Silly, little: bitch
Tell me: about the time you shit yourself
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: no
Pictured your crush naked: Shania...naked..ahh
Skipped school: yea
Broken someone's heart: I hope not
Been in love: no
Cried when someone died: yes
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: I get what I want!
Done something embarrassing: tid bit
Done a drug: crack
Cried in school: Elementary days
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: my SWING TIT
Person You Hate Most: Mandy haha
Best Thing That Has Happened: made great friends
Ice Cream: I like it...
WHO Makes you laugh the most: Wataaa Casey
Makes you smile: anyone very nice!
Has A Crush On You: SHania
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: obviously!
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: My best friends are men :-)
Made out with JUST a friend?: drunk in pub-lick
Kissed two people in the same day?: FUCK THAT NO
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: oh of course! CHILD SUPPORT
Been rejected: . a time or two
Been in love?: F love
Been used?: no
Done something you regret?: I DO WHAT I WANT
Cheated on someone?: bitches runnin wild...no
Been called a tease: FUCK YEA
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: Mother bear
You talked to on the phone?: Kristi
You hugged?: Mommy
You instant messaged?: Carson
You kissed?: oh shit...
You yelled at?: I'm a nice guy
Who text messaged you?: I don't get text messages FUCK YEA!
Who broke your heart?: Nancy Carmichael
Who told you they loved you?: My precious sister

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Which Slutty Paris Hilton pic are you? :::PICS!:::

BIKINI SLUT PARIS
sexy, yet...still a slut with tits the size of Michael Parker's, and they SWING!

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what type of car are you?

Clunker
you dont have enough money to get a good car. you just swing your tits like a newborn in heat

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I'd like to meet:

Shania Twain, and perhaps a good hearted woman who loves good timing men! And, Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs, and Chris Farley's & Johnny Cash's souls somewhere down in Texas? Jack Black, Chewbacca, Loch Ness Monster, and a newborn baby that can speak perfect english.
You Are Designer Panties
You demand the best, from head to toe.
And your panties have to be pure couture and not up your ass like a fist, for your own luxury.
Men feel like you're a worthy challenge, though you can be difficult to catch. TOTALLY, I AM LIKE SOOO DIFFICULT, YEA! MOLEST ME BABY ONE MORE TIME.
You exude a polished, sexy vibe that tends to attract confident women. What Kind of Panties Are You?

Music:

country, bluegrass, classic rock, camel herding music, some rap (dancing purposes)
What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is Your Hair
Special Talents Are Swinging your tits

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Movies:

comedies...especially all that involve Chris Farley. If you're not laughing, you're not living!Take the quiz:
Which Victoria's Secret Angel are you?

Alessandra Ambrosio
You are sexy, exciting, and can be daring!

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Television:

CMT (back when they used to play actual music), discovery/history channels, Comedy central, Any channel that Shania might be broadcasting on, baybeeeee!

Books:

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what celebrity bootay do you have? (girls only)

Britney Spears
Your butt is quite average but you know how to work it.

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Heroes:

Chris Farley, my man! JR Cash, Shania Twain, my good friends/family, and of course my parents

My Blog

The truth behind the Ireland vs. Scotland competition

As I lay here, I say to myself, WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD.  Sorry, that was Louie Armstrong, that blues singer that I beat in arm wrestling, so I suggest you change your last name and stop with the ...
Posted by Brandon on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:44:00 PST

The origin of "swing tit"

Boy have i got some news for you.  I was having an intelligent conversation with my father tonight when we came across a topic we speak of often: bacon.  Anyhoo, we were talking aboot that f...
Posted by Brandon on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 07:03:00 PST

Sausage and Pesticides don't mix

                        Sausage and Pesticides don't mixAlright, let me tell you a little somethi...
Posted by Brandon on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:33:00 PST