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Rod Archer

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

"Local Artists" really means "Other Losers"

Facts about Crow:

I am a UNIX systems administrator, and like computing I am your hookup for Chicago based webhosting done the right way. Only bitch ass traitors use canada/california/virginia based companies. latest obsession is cryogenics at home. I can hit -346F. Yes, that is the temperature you need to freeze liquid nitrogen. Solid nitrogen looks just like ice . I like tea and coffee. Kona is the best coffee. One of the hardest gangsters alive I've presented awards to politicians as a joke I hate spineless people. Old black men fucking love my top hat. Black girls ask if they can have my hair. Seriously I fart at work will hang out with random people for the hell of it built a magneformer that crushes quarters to the diameter of a dime using a pulsed magnetic field and has videos and crushed quarters. my backpack did once catch on fire in the Irving bus. People did freak out and jump off the bus. it took me over 5 years to reconnect surround sound system to DVD player saw Dark City with scalped tickets does tattoo photography got tired of working for clowns and started own company, so any failure is completely my fault. laughs all the time. likes korean bbq high voltage electrical stuff is my friend I only own one spoon, which I stole from KLM airlines in 1996. Once had LAN parties, but this was over a 10base2 network, with machines upto Pentium 100s. Heretic kicks your ass. tries to outstalk spydar

Lies about Crow:

I hate racists doesn't use restraining order as a bookmark Never driven a tractor I pushed an old woman off the 77 Belmont bus 3 time felon fanatical collector of Italian house music has been ripped off on Ebay own less than 13 pairs of shoes was just approved for a loan hates guns loves socialist assholes doesn't dumpster dive for packing slips on boxes to use as my marketing list enjoys soap operas makes $5000/month stuffing envelops at home didn't burn wrist on a muffler. fridge contains more food than film and adhesives
pr0n:*:1017:2000:pr0n user:/nfs-home/users/pr0n:/usr/local/bin/bash

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who will come out and play. Spineless people are worthless. People that claim to be adventurous are the most full of shit.
Easily offended people are garbage.
I made Rebecrow a bracelet out of a refectory metal used in nuclear reactors. It's probably the most acid, base and radiation resistant bracelet ever made.
Rebecrow lost this bracelet, and the camera I got her too. girls lose everything. wtf
I like Mexican bakeries. Where else is good food only like $1 per pound?
I played a Paul Young record all day on May 12th.
the paragraph tag is my favorite HTML command
I stay up late and wake up late
I don't like strong sunlight
art schools should teach sandwich making so their students leave with useful skills
I have an 80-200mm stalker lense I've never attached to my digital camera, ever.
I make ice cream, usually in conjuction with cook lady neighbor.
I memorize the price of most stuff I get at the grocery store then stare at the POS display to make sure they ring up correctly. Remeber the talking price boxes at Jewel? I own an original Positalker.
I always get a 6 pack of double ply toilet paper. It's easy to carry
It's funny when old cranky people hollar at me.
I fatten up for the winter. I believe people, like animals need winter fat.

My Blog

time machine

new 45 degree split-line focus screen and photodiode metering prism arrived for Mamiya.This is most exciting!
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jun 2009 17:16:00 GMT

ha

it's best such useless people don't have kidshttp://www.kiss989fm.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsart icle.html?feed=283307&article=5539851====Baby Dies After Drinking Drain CleanerTeen parents charged...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jun 2009 16:53:00 GMT

suicide jumper shoved off bridge

this is brillianthttp://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/05/23/china.s uicide/index.html?iref=mpstoryview====(CNN) -- A passerby pushed a would-be suicide jumper off a bridge in southern China because he...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 06:40:00 GMT

yay

Nikon 28mm f/1.4 is MINE.cardinal nest was empty though. boo
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 15:59:00 GMT

AIR DRUMMING


Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 18:11:00 GMT

wow, MOC is back

They even had my old password.scary.
Posted by on Sat, 09 May 2009 14:41:00 GMT

found

so I found the missing lipbalm I had, at the laundromat, inside a washer.yay?
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 12:46:00 GMT

amazon is awesome

I like used books and CD/DVDs from amazon.com====Subtotal of Items: $0.01Shipping & Handling: $3.49 ---------Total for this Order: $3.50S...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:31:00 GMT

WTF

just had a great AIM chat with somebody freaking out on something.====(12:37:47 AM) me: robot(12:39:23 AM) hopped-up-freak: Fuck you bullshit motherfucker(12:40:53 AM) me: you hopped up on something?(...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 22:51:00 GMT

First Post

First Post on new-refurbished ThinkPad X300.No hard drive = super badass SSDThis thing is Fast.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:02:00 GMT