beat me senseless♥ - ProfilesArchive

About Me

♥ BOOM ♥

Take me here, at sunset [Fistral Beach, Newquay]:

Hey, I'm Lauren, I'm 17, I'm not tall but I'm not small...I've got curley hair that everyone says they want but they really don't, my eyes are green and I guess that says something about my personality sometimes.

Some of my favourite things are my car, underwear, naptime and toast.

Some things that I don't like are people, my car, my hair and wrinkles.

I have many bad habits. I talk too much, bite my nails, mess around, laugh at any inappropriate time and claim girls do not fart or poo (well, I don't anyway, I'm a lady.)I also rag my car (Fanny) far too hard. She is an old lady car but I still love her.

If you don't like it then get off my profile you bell end.

My Interests

*Music*
*Art*
*Socialising*
*Buying Stuff*

I'd like to meet:

All of my friends and people who get me through my days at school and weekends at work. They are as follows (in no particular order): Vaulks, Stan, Suey, Ami, Amy, ST, Jay, Alec, Pizer, Al, Shauny, Dave, Matt, Stef, Livi, Liv, Suggy, Emmalineeee, Liam, Bill, Claire, Anna, Dil, Midge, Charles, Sami, Katence, Sammo, Joe, Petey, Col, Graham, Lou...I cud go on but I won't. You know who you are! Lauren&Fannyâ„¢'s Custom Friends List Lauren&Fannyâ„¢ has One hundred million, I shit you not. Friends Suey :)

Olive Moorehead

CAPPLETON.

Joezephine

GEEK face.

Slutbagwhore.

Bill bill billllll

My girlfriend.

Music:

It varies...but:
*Ben Folds Five*
*Robbie Williams*
*Counting Crows*
*Goldfinger*
*Kelly Clarkson*
bit of this, bit of that.

Movies:

***Airplane!***
*Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind*
*That Thing You Do*
*Harry Potter 1, 2, 3 & 4* - crap acting I know.
*Layer Cake*
*Anchorman*
*Mean Girls*

Television:

*Lost*
*Scrubs*
*The OC - damn you ollie!*
*Holiday Showdown* ~ for shits and giggles

Books:

I can't read.

Heroes:

*My Mum*
Yes, I'm aware I'm a loser.

My Blog

Oh god, feeling this again...

PENSIVE Ok, time for a trip down memory lane....2006, a year of learning. What did I learn? 1. It's really hard to keep in touch with people, and some things won't ever be the same 2. I like boys bett...
Posted by beat me senseless♥ on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:30:00 PST

It's that time again kids...

...I'm feeling pensive. For the past two weeks or so, I've been living in this amazing little bubble, life has been going really well, but it's back to school tomorrow, and the bubble has burst. Back ...
Posted by beat me senseless♥ on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:49:00 PST

Dammit, you've got me good...

I feel like crap. Crap weekend. Being rejected left right and centre by unis, nightmare report, disappointed parents should be back soon and until then it is so lonely in this house, I hate it...could...
Posted by beat me senseless♥ on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:37:00 PST

Bum This.

I AM: LaurenI WANT: more money so I'm not being held back all the timeI HAVE: a nasty nasty cough & nbsp; &nb...
Posted by beat me senseless♥ on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 04:13:00 PST

x. My love for you will still be strong, after the boys of summer have gone ~ The Ataris .x

GOD I'd fucking love to punch you. There are quite a few people I'd love to pound into little bits and pieces actually. Myself being one of them: as soon as my control in driving has improved my st...
Posted by beat me senseless♥ on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:09:00 PST

x. Can't you see it's just raining? ~ Jack Johnson .x

Ok. You know when you just feel bad shit...and those who you'd think understood would try and help you out...but somehow they just end up making you feel worse? What's with that? When someone really k...
Posted by beat me senseless♥ on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 07:56:00 PST

x. Love Is All That I Need ~ DJ Sammy & Yanou .x

Okkkkkkk...has anyone ever noticed how much more producitve they feel when they eat a proper breakfast rather than a whole easter egg?? Just Me? How's Easter going then chickens? Bored yet? I have wo...
Posted by beat me senseless♥ on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 03:20:00 PST

x. Scared...Tired...Underprepared ~ Coldplay .x

I am so scared right now. The wake starts soon. I don't know what to say or do at all. I need to look after my mum and I need to look after me. Being so tired has had me on the edge of tears all fucki...
Posted by beat me senseless♥ on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 09:46:00 PST

x. Running Around On Empty ~ Ashlee Simpson .x

14 March x. Get On Up Like A Sex Machine ~ James Brown .x 1. Who the fuck invented drama? 2. Who the fuck sent me those knobhead letters (one in the summer and one a ...
Posted by beat me senseless♥ on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 02:15:00 PST

x. I Lie Awake And Try So Hard Not To Think Of You...~ Evanescence .x

Bollocks. Everything is really bad at the mo. Lack of sleep isn't helping. I need a hug.
Posted by beat me senseless♥ on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 05:28:00 PST