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Yesenia [The Cuban Coconut]

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About Me

So, yeah, hi! I'm Yesenia, if anyone interested in sexually assaulting me and/or stealing my identity would like to know, and I think myspace is a disease... But I made another one anyway. Enjoy!

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My Interests

Bike riding, nose picking, cermonial devil worship, writing, spelling, puppies, clubbing baby seals, building my empire, origami, eating, drinking, drinking alcohol, getting drunk, sleeping, breathing, music, softball, unicorns, practicing demon magic, cow tipping, hanging out at the mall, performing virgin sacrifices, polka dancing, banging my head against a wall at the stupidity of people, unicorns, bible study, roast beef, lollipops, skinny dipping, Chinese Water Torture, Sunday school, The Inquisition and it's effectiveness, art, opera singing, spaghetti, building time machines, and cheese.

I'd like to meet:

Madonna or Esther, or whatever the hell she decides to call herself this week and discuss the difference between reinvention and identity crisis... The pope and his newly formed underground nazi regime affectionately called "God's United Society of Friendly Jew Haters" or GUSFJH... The Dali Lama... Your mom... (Soon to not be) President Bush to discuss his IQ score compared to fried chicken... Fidel Castro and his gay lover Hugo Chavez... Jesus... A random native citizen of Guam.... The president of Peru... and your mom....

Music:

Flyleaf, Evanescence, Korn, Fiona Apple, Chevelle, Janis Joplin, The Cure, Rob Zombie, White Zombie, The Doors, Beethoven, Seether, The White Stripes, Switchfoot, Puddle of Mudd, Fuel, Moby, Norah Jones, Three Days Grace, The Birthday Massacre, Otep, Jack Off Jill, Incubus, Sublime, The Killers, Norah Jones, Within Temptation, Static-X, The Beatles, Bach, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Jimi Hendrix, Johnny Cash, No Doubt, Mozart, Stone Sour, Lacuna Coil, Marilyn Manson, Breaking Benjamin, Jewel, t.A.T.u, Deftones, Tool, Slipknot, Selena, Audioslave, Bob Marley, Coldplay, Depeche Mode, Enya, Led Zeppelin, Michelle Branch, Mindless Self Indulgence, Morrissey, Nirvana, Orgy, System of a Down, Kittie, A Perfect Circle, Alanis Morrisette, Gun N' Roses, Staind, Sarah McLachlan, Pearl Jam, Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Sound Garden, Pink Floyd, Green Day, The Sex Pistols, The Mars Volta, Winterpills, Weezer, Shakira (her older Spanish music, not her new-age Americanized bullshit); I'm also into alittle bit of R&B and some reggae, occasional rap and not so much country (gotta love Mr. Cash though!) and pretty much any type of techno music; no dj's in particular, just songs...

Movies:

Crash, Edward Scizzorhands, A Walk to Remember, The Goonies, Mermaids, House of 1000 Corpses, Bettle Juice, The Devils Rejects, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Just Friends, Waiting, Slums of Beverly Hills, White Oleander, Grease, Beauty and the Beast, The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Alice in Wonderland, The Craft, The Shinning, Napoleon Dynamite, The Illusionist, Interview With a Vampire, The Good Girl, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Notes On a Scandal, Babel, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Wizard of Oz, all the Harry Potter movies out so far, all the Lord of the Rings movies, and The Nightmare Before Christmas

Television:

I don't really watch television all that often but there are a few shows that I enjoy to watch like South Park, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Sponge Bob, Robot Chicken, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, Law and Order, Six Feet Under, Nip/Tuck, Lost, Scrubs, Mad tv, Chapelle Show, Mind of Mencia, and anything that involves standup comedy... However, like I said I don't watch tv all that often so just because I like these shows doesn't mean that I watch them religiously, and I choose to do so because 1) I don't have the time or the patience to revolve my schedule around a specific show's schedule and 2) I want to lower my chances of becoming braindead in the future...

Books:

The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood, The Collector by John Fowles, Night by Elie Wiesel, The End of the Alphabet by C.S. Richardson, Frankenstein by Mary Shelley, White Oleander by Janet Fitch, Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden, and all the Harry Potter books. Also I love to read (and sometimes act out) plays; No Exit by Jean-Paul Sartre, Equus by Peter Shaffer, The Crucible by Arthur Miller, and King Lear, Macbeth, The Merry Wives of Windsor, and Romeo and Juliet all by William Shakesphere (duh)

Heroes:

Wonder Woman, Bat Girl, The Invisible Woman, The Other Wonder Twin (you know, the girl) and Superman's Cousin... OH! And also the incredible Sarah Silverman, GO SARAH!

My Blog

Hells Blaze

Fires storm as cores begin to brew A silence that waits for hope to renew The times will blow into a sandy dust Wrought chemicals with putrid waste, destroy they must Ourselves we destroy in selfish ...
Posted by Yesenia [The Cuban Coconut] on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 07:43:00 PST

The Man That Once Was

He was once loved and accepted among his judgemental peers He walked miles of ridicule Caught in vain vanity, he muted his ears Unaware of the unknown disasters strewn at his feet The better to deceiv...
Posted by Yesenia [The Cuban Coconut] on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:58:00 PST

Come back to me

Come back to me sweet love and bliss Bring back to me the one I miss Allow me to kiss gentle Eros' lips Discover me and the flaws I must fix Come back to me sweet love, Make me fly again Permit me to ...
Posted by Yesenia [The Cuban Coconut] on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:50:00 PST

The White Room

My eyes slit open, like stitches ripping The bright light stung, a slight pain so befitting The room was white like cracked eggshells Dreary as the inside of a lonely jail cell My hands reached out b...
Posted by Yesenia [The Cuban Coconut] on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:40:00 PST

I am the one that holds you...

I am the one that holds you That binds you and scolds you I am the one you run to To hide you, console you I am the one who endures, Reads your cards and makes you sure I am the wall that surrounds y...
Posted by Yesenia [The Cuban Coconut] on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:23:00 PST

The Writer Within Me

The writer within knows no bounds She sifts through thoughts, some lost, some found And deep beneath the folds of her mind Lays the mystery of a world so fine Where prophecy is no longer myth Where ...
Posted by Yesenia [The Cuban Coconut] on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 07:17:00 PST