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Jess will destroy you

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

About Me

“Isn’t there somebody with half a heart in this world who could see that if these Indians are starving at Christmas, they must be starving the rest of the year.” – Clarence Lobo

"There is no such thing as a good war and there is no such thing as a bad peace." -- Benjamin Franklin

Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.I am......Less than eloquent, linguistic.Emotionally, emotionless.Indifferent. Complacent.Lacking motivation, brimming with ambition.Conundrum, hypocrite, the ultimate contradiction.Dr. Noisewater
Lay

My Interests

Lastly, sticking chickens up your butt does not make you a feather. period.

Stay classy Portland
WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE?

"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." -- Eleanor Roosevelt

I'd like to meet:


Myspace Countdown or Myspace Layouts

Lex Luthar, Villans, Wiseguys, ninjas,
snake charmers.

Music:


In a Past Life...
You Were: A Gentle Viking.

Where You Lived: New Guinea.

How You Died: Consumption. Who Were You In a Past Life?Go run along my little nightmare. Your job is done here. You've scared them all to death. If they revive them just sit there. Just smile dear. Make them thankful for every breath.DAVID BOWIE,THE DECEMBERISTS,STYX,DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE,ROUGE WAVE, THE SHINS, INTERPOL, THE VELLS, ARCTIC MONKEYS, ELLIOT SMITH, IRON AND WINE, ARCADE FIRE, MAZZY STAR, POSTAL SERVICE, KEENE, DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, MUSE, THE KILLERS, BLOC PARTY, SAVES THE DAY, JIMMY EAT WORLD, TAKING BACK SUNDAY, THE FRAY, THE BRAVERY, WE ARE SCIENTISTS, FRANZ FERDINAND, OKGO, CURSIVE, WEEZER,THE STROKES,COHEED AND CAMBRIA, HEAD AUTOMATICA, GLASSJAW, ALKALINE TRIO, THE BEATLES, THE ZOMBIES, JIMI HENDRIX, 80'S (GLAM/BUTT/HAIR/ ROCK),THE WHITE STRIPES, THE VINES, BRAND NEW. MY FINGERS HURT

Movies:

Where to start. How about with some great ones I have seen recently. Stranger than Fiction is amazing. I also enjoyed The Illusionist, and The Prestige. Here are a few of my all time favorites; Anchorman, Harry potters, Boondock saints, Office Space, Shaun of the Dead, RENO 911! Miami, Love Actually, Requiem for a Dream, Little Miss Sunshine, A Christmas Story ( I watch in in June), ice age, a bugs life, Lady and the tramp, An Affair to Remember, Sabrina, Charade!, White Christmas... So many to name off.

Television:

sex and the city, RENO 911!, adult swim, WB......

Books:


Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?

P DAVID SEDARIS, Amy Sedaris, R.A. SALVATORIE. Chuck Palahniuk, Augustine Burroughs, J K Rowling. I also enjoy reading about Theology, especially any books referring to science in religion. And vice versa. Far Side. MISSED CONNECTIONS ON CRAIGS LIST.

Heroes:

my dad. He is pretty much the coolest person i know....
My grandpa chief, "So shines a good deed in a weary world."
Legacy:Lobo served as spokesperson for the Juaneño Indians for 39 years. In September 1994, the Clarence Lobo Elementary School opened in San Clemente, the first school in California to be named in honor of an American Indian. The school is a part of the Capistrano Unified School District, and is located at 200 Avenida Vista Montana, San Clemente, CA 92672. In 1996,the University of California, Irvine, dedicated a Lobo Day Celebration to honor the life of Clarence Lobo.

My Blog

I packaged it with a bow, and a knife.

Back to the usual late night trix. Not the kind dirty women do for money, never that. Im feeling Hateful right now. I don't like it, and I want to rid myself of it. So I give it to you. At this moment...
Posted by Magical Me on Sat, 12 May 2007 04:04:00 PST

David Sedaris

Thanks to Alison Jean, I saw David Sedaris do a reading last night at Keller Auditorium. He has to be the funniest man alive. His newbook comes out in a year, and it was a pleasure to hear a bit of hi...
Posted by Magical Me on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:25:00 PST

These photos will haunt you. Izima Kaoru. ENJOY!

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Posted by Magical Me on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:45:00 PST

Try again...

ITS ME, MY AWESOME ORANGE PHONE, HAMBONE, AND PORTLAND! super sweet!   ...
Posted by Magical Me on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:40:00 PST

Sweets Etc.

So, the rumor is, I got a real job. Where you work 5 days a week, and they pay you OVER minimum wage. I almost don't know what to do with myself. I'm thinking about actually showing up to this one. T...
Posted by Magical Me on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 10:12:00 PST

lady autumn

So are we on the up and up? New job, new people, new friends. Im still a jumbled mess, but at least Im employed. Doing what I love no less. I have seen the first leaves of fall drop today, this weeke...
Posted by Magical Me on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:33:00 PST

oh shit...

So my life thus far has been a sequence of irrational decisions made at the most inopportune moments. I quit my job yesterday, I just walked out. I couldn't stand it anymore. I have yet to decide weat...
Posted by Magical Me on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 01:51:00 PST

vile meaningless thoughts...

  It is like one thousand million degrees freakin Celsius here. Giz and I are just out on the couch... sweating. Its 4am, and sleep is not an option. Vile...
Posted by Magical Me on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 04:02:00 PST

whoa BUDDY!

Holy crap guys! I just have to tell you BRAND NEW rocked the house. If u ever come up to Portland, see a show at Roseland. it was AMAZING. U ALL MISSED OUT!   wa wa waaa...
Posted by Magical Me on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 01:37:00 PST