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jen d.

Onward to Valhalla!

About Me

A couple of the sounds that I really like are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike. SHY, extremely (some people mistake that for being a snob). My skin is a constant work-in-progress. I'm a professional body piercer and a photographer. I don't smoke cigarettes, nor do I drink coffee. I'm aware that I look different in every single one of my photos (thats the beauty of flattering lighting and Photoshop). Rock Trivia is the best thing since sliced bread. I quite enjoy TheMegalith.com .

My Interests

Things I love in no particular order other than how they came out of my head:
WoW (Tichondrius), Photography, concert photography, portraiture, self-portraiture, glamour, booze, glitter, tattoos, neck tattoos, pinups, zombies, Tim Burton, drag racing, 8-bit Nintendo, pretty girls, pretty girls in front of my camera, Kevin Smith, Douglas Adams, Oscar Wilde, Cindy Sherman, Steve Diet Goedde, Lee Higgs, Lithium Picnic, MAC cosmetics, fake everything, drag queens, the colour pink.

I'd like to meet:

Attractive, witty, intelligent, crazy people. Not neccessarily in that order. I'll take attractive and crazy, though. Also, someone who can give me a decent hairstyle.

Music:

Hair metal, blast beats, operatic metal, cock rock, punk rock. Blind Guardian. KISS. Demons and Wizards. Mötley Crüe. Pantera. Queen. Strapping Young Lad. Three Inches of Blood. GWAR. Faith No More. Sinatra. Cash. Danzig. Dio. Nine Inch Nails. Anthrax. Deftones. Rise Against. Crystal Method. MSI. AFI. Social Distortion. Stiff Little Fingers. Blood for Blood.

Movies:

Tim Burton + Danny Elfman = genius. Broken Lizard flicks (Super Troopers/Club Dread). TROMA. Bill & Ted (x2). Wayne's World (x2). High Fidelity. Donnie Darko. George A. Romero films. Zombie movies in general. DETROIT ROCK CITY.

Television:

CSI:LV. ATHF. Futurama. Awesome cartoons in general. Discovery Channel. The A&E justice-law-murder series. QaF. The Fashion Channel. Public Access Channel 10 Aurora, IL.

Books:

Don't talk to me unless you've actually read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

My Blog

It's funny that nothing's really changed...

This space has been quite vacant as of late.  It's summer time, and if I'm not out at the Shuswap or working, I'm playing a lot of WoW.  Today, the lake was fantastic.  The boy and I we...
Posted by jen d. on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:03:00 PST

Stuck in Abbotsford.

I find it funny (maybe a little sad) that most of my blogs on myspace are posted from this very same internet cafe in Abbotsford.  And I don't even live here anymore.  So.  Wow.  ...
Posted by jen d. on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 12:47:00 PST

Oh yeah, Halloween '05.

This year's Halloween sucked, which I am doubly pissed about because I said the only condition in which I move home before Halloween would be for something awesome to happen.  It did not deliver....
Posted by jen d. on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:34:00 PST

In Kamloops.

Guys, guys.  Just let me get a U-haul to move back, I'd like to get my stuff back in one piece.  And with my luck, it will probably rain the entire way there. No, the trailer and the van wil...
Posted by jen d. on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 09:20:00 PST

The Big Move

It looks like I'll probably be moving in a week.  Which brings us to about October 27th.  Fanfuckingtastic.  I'm not ready for this whatsoever. I haven't even started packing. The onl...
Posted by jen d. on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 03:35:00 PST

Vancouver / Opeth

(x-posted from my livejournal) Yesterday, I went to Vancouver with Matt and had all-you-can-eat sushi for $15.99 but only ended up eating about $5 worth. There was a sticker on a crosswalk post that s...
Posted by jen d. on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 09:10:00 PST

'Off'...

I'm pretty disoriented and 'off' right now.  Last night (err... earlier tonight) I went to bed at 8pm-ish because I was feeling so tired.  My eyelids felt like lead.  So I slept until n...
Posted by jen d. on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 02:13:00 PST

I've got a few choice words for you Bush Administration assholes.

Katrina?  Rita?  Pfft, small beans compared to what's going on throughout the internet.  Did you know that there were photos of naked women on the 'net in consenting, adult situations i...
Posted by jen d. on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 12:11:00 PST

Band T-Shirt Editorial.

During my big move, I did a really stupid thing and threw out (most of) my tour shirts and band shirts.  To conserve room, of course.  I just had too much stuff and decided to throw out the ...
Posted by jen d. on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:02:00 PST

Into Eternity / Edguy / Hammerfall

Hammerfall was less than impressive (sorry Chris). I don't really know, but their onstage presence was lacking a little. Some messed up choreography, and the guitarist tried to stand on the monitor at...
Posted by jen d. on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 01:27:00 PST