I'd like to meet:
Hunter S. Thompson, Bill Murray, the Creature from the Black Lagoon
Music:
70s-80s punk including Buzzcocks, Misfits, Damned, Stooges, X, Wire; eagles of death metal, shins, other miscellaneous indie rock;
Movies:
Wes Anderson's are my favorite (Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, Royal Tenenbaums, Life Aquatic). Others at the top of my list: Big Lebowski, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Lost in Translation
Television:
Simpsons, daily show, Colbert Report, Arrested Development, McLaughlin Group, futurama
Books:
Slaughterhouse Five and others by Vonnegut, Lolita, East of Eden, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Human Stain, One Hundred Years of Solitude, various by Milan Kundera
Heroes:
Darwin, E.O. Wilson, Crocodile Hunter