i'm interested in a lot of things. right now i'm loving my work, making dentures as lame as it sounds. i'm into my sweet apartment that no one likes! i'm into myself, mainly cause no one else is and atleast it keeps me from being depressed. i want to find a new chick. someone i never met before, clean slate. you ever want to be a ninja. study your whole life and you finally get your numchucks and then slowly realize that there's got to be something cooler out there for me then a fucking ninja! i mean come on. you can't walk into a bar and throw chinnesse stars all over the place and expect vagina's to get wet. after all they can't even see your fucking face! well i guess it would work out if chuck norris was there. i'm sure he would buy me a beer. yeah, a beer to go over my fucking forehead. yeah, thanks a lot fucking chuck fucking norris. now i have to go home to my shitty apartment with a lump on my head put my ninja suit in the wash and cry myself to sleep knowing that i'm not a good ninja. but then again, it's kinda cool having a lump on your head from chuck. i mean you go into bars with maybe your ninja mask, chick drinking the bloody mary might look at you and say, "where did you get that bump?" and you can look her dead square in the eye's and say, "chuck... fucking chuck norris." then with out even thinking about it start swinging your hands in slow motion and doing air round house kicks. now that's pretty fucking sweet.
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Get to know me a little better. The questions that really help you to know me. Have fun.
If you could live in any other place, where & why? ha, i would live under your bed... pretty much only cause i don't think you would let me live on the bed!
What animal best represents you & why? a cheata. not cause of the animal, cause of Cheatos, love them!
What is the craziest thing you ever did? masterbated in a sock while wearing it
If you could meet anyone, who would it be & why? our lord jesus christ. i really want to ask him if his real name really is Bennet
If you could go back in time & live in any decade, which would it be & why? i don't want to! no no no. i love the interweb, where else am i going to get porn in a 2 inch box! come on
If you could have any superpower what would it be? oh, a tale. hands down. be fucking awesome. you get all mad and the tale just stands straight up. a pretty girl walks by and the thing goes crazy! and of course it would be awesome to be able to cuddle with myself
Whos is your ultimate celebrity crush? B Arthur from the golden girls
What color best represents you? brown, cause no one likes brown!
What would your life's theme song be? simulour to Charles and Charges theme, just with more techno beat and it would go " I want Franki B in charge of my life, every night and everyday ... except when i'm menstrating and he's off playing hockey!" ok i'm not a good fucking song writer, fuck off!
Who would you cast to play you in a movie? is Paully Shore still alive
What celebrity best represents your vision of fashion? Rosanne
What would your life movie be called? "how I fucked your mother"
What is the greatest music video of all time? any micheal jackson video, you know, prior to him becoming white of course
If you could star in any t.v. show, which one would it be? Entourage, i would love to be E
What vehicle best represents you? a feiarro. from far away it looks like a very fast car, but in all honestly it's just a fuckin triangle with wheels!
If you could bring back 1 famous person from the dead for a day, who & why? oh, James Dean of course
If you became president, what would you do first? ha, not give a fuck and then sleep with everyone in my cabnet! wait, that's two things. ok i'm stickign with not giving a fuck!
If you got one tattoo, what would it be? "enter from the rear"
If you were on MTV's Made, what would you ask to be? a fucking promo directer that can actually make a good fucking MTV show! come on
Who do you think is the hottest athlete? anyone in the special olymipics
Who do you think is the hottest actor/actress? didn't i already say B Arthur?!!
Who do you think is the hottest musician/singer/rapper? Eminem has to cuss in his songs to sell records, so fuck Will Smith! ...druipps
Who do you think is the hottest t.v. reality star? anyone on the biggest loser
What sport best represents you & why? tennis, cause it involves ballz going back and forth and a lot a lot of whacking
What is your most missed memory of childhood? the time my parents forgot me at disney land! ...fuckers
What is your greatest accomplishment? i like to believe i haven't accomplished dick in life so no matter what i always keep trying
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