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Sligo Joe

This quote is a pipe bomb!

About Me

I'm a lot more fun than I appear in my picture.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who just got new Macy's cards, people who can't post all of their SUPER HOT pictures on MySpace, bad bands, people who can teach me about being paid to take surveys, you know, the usual.

Music:

yah yah yah whoahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA whoooo yeahhhhh 1,2,3,4 go! go! go! let's go! everybody in the house

Movies:

I like them. I like the Wes Anderson stuff but not because I think I'm better than you.

Television:

Simpsons, Arrested Development, South Park, Flight of the Conchords, baseball, hockey, The Sopranos, Home Movies, Harvery Birdman, Oz, 24

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Bukowski, Elmore Leonard, Elie Wiesel, Leo Tolstoy, David Sedaris, Adam Rapp, Khaled Hosseini, John Kennedy Toole

Heroes:

Joe Strummer, Curtis Pride, Bertolt Brecht, Elie Weisel, Antonin Artaud, Anyone who works at Planned Parenthood, and Mom

My Blog

Natural Male Enhancement

I’m writing this to make sure all of my male friends out there know that the Extenze pills DO NOT work. As you may or may not know, I am kind of shortish. About 5’8" or so. So you could im...
Posted by Sligo Joe on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:26:00 PST

This may be compromising something

The following is  taken from a two-pace excerpt from Cross, by James Patterson. What is in italics is actually in italics in the actual book. Until this point, I had never heard of product placem...
Posted by Sligo Joe on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 01:17:00 PST

Please Take a Look at a Film I'm In

I recently performed in a short film called "Forgiven."You can see it at http://www.cinematiccd.com/voteforgiven/ and vote for it if you like.Yours,Joe
Posted by Sligo Joe on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:26:00 PST

Halloween is Lame

My Five Reasons 1.) Lame Halloween Puns in Advertising:I don't really believe it's possible for prices to be so low...they're scary!! 2.) Lame Plastic Mask Smell: You know exactly what I'm talking abo...
Posted by Sligo Joe on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:05:00 PST

Resolution .15 Revoked

This past summer I was offered a position as a sound board operator at the San Juan Capistrano Shakespeare Festival. The drive down the 5 could be unforgiving, and south Orange County can be extremely...
Posted by Sligo Joe on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:18:00 PST

Le Murder in Montreal! or This is Satire Prt. II!

Some of you may know that there were some terrible murders by gun-toting madman at a university in Montreal a couple of weeks ago. The media pointed immediately towards the clear causes by noting that...
Posted by Sligo Joe on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:14:00 PST

Methinks some children I shall make feel awkward

If you're outta the Joe-loop, or Jloop, as I like to call it, you may not know that I'm presently teaching four theatre workshops at the Norwalk Cultural Arts Center in the gorgeous city of Norwalk, C...
Posted by Sligo Joe on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:20:00 PST

This sounds prestigious!

Presently up for display at the Norwalk Cultural Arts Center is "Punk Rock Duck!" a dadaist but mature portrayal of power struggles, economic displacement, and rebellion. Artist Joe Howells, (Long Bea...
Posted by Sligo Joe on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:35:00 PST

OR DID I JUST BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND?!

This blog is metamyspace.
Posted by Sligo Joe on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:42:00 PST

That Alito is no moderate

Sherbet or Sherbert? What's your take? Joe votes: Sherbet Sherbet: 1 Sherbert: 0  
Posted by Sligo Joe on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:13:00 PST