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Mitch

I'm too old for this c(r)ap

About Me

I cannot be described in one paragraph. However, I can say I'm nice, gentle, supportive and fun. I am also opinionated, kind of blunt, very direct and I can usually spot fakes, phoneys and posers in about 2 seconds. I'm very intuitive and perceptive, so you'd better be real cause if you aren't I'll know it.

My Interests

I just bought a condo so I'm decorating and finding creative ways to pay bills.I like my dogs and cat, and I like having pie with my little pie friend, so I have that going for me.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who wants to go on a date and expects it to end with a kiss at the door.

Music:

I'm obsessed with Scissor Sisters right now. Love Aaron Copeland, Rufus Wainwright, thumpy gay disco, Jazz, most anything but rap, hip-hop and country.

Movies:

The Wizard of Oz, gayest movie of all time. 5th Element. I, Robot. Glengarry Glenross. Primary Colors (because Kathy Bates is so freaking brilliant). Harry Potter 3 (the first two were good but Chris Columbus is a crap director. He needs to direct Barney & Friends, not movies). Too many to list. Girls Will Be Girls was funny.

Television:

Project Runway. Anything on ancient Egypt. Love those shows on Discovery and TLC that are about history and science. Hate most other tv. Oh I love The Office. Love Roseanne seasons 2-6, with a few good episodes in the 7th season, but after that is just got sooooo awful. The last seasons she totally betrayed the audience and then the last episode she laid waste to the entire series. So when I see her with long black hair I know its time to stop watching. Love the Golden Girls. Hate Will & Grace and Sex & The City.

Books:

The Poisonwood Bible, Geek Love, Harry Potter series (especially the Goblet of Fire, that was excellent), The Devil and The White City.